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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Saturday, May 21, 2011

FW- Looking forward to old age... Thanks Judi Cole!

Subject: Looking Forward To Old Age ?
















"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old,







"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens."







"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old.







"When you're 70, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."







"Actually," said the 80-year-old,







"Eighty is the worst age of all."







"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.







"No, I pee every morning at 6.00. I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."







"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?" asked the 70-year-old.







"No, I have one every morning at 6.30."







Puzzled, the 60-year-old said,







"Let's get this straight. You pee every morning at 6.00 and poop every morning at 6.30. So what's so tough about being 80?"



"I don't wake up until seven!!!!."

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