Show, show, show, all entertaining ... thx Lyle S!

show,show,show 돈 주고도 못볼 재미있는 동영상 아래 주소를 차례로 클릭하면 멋진 동영상이...     http://www.flixxy.com/lion-whisperer-kevin-richardson.htm    http://www.flixxy.com/worlds-fastest-magician.htm   http://www.flixxy.com/dog-show.htm   http://www.flixxy.com/ukraine-talent-sand-animation.htm   http://www.flixxy.com/bear-animal-nature-film.htm

If i saw it before I have forgotten, Judi ...Thx! it is wonderfully creative!

Don’t know whether you’ve seen this before, but its cute.

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

 THE FRONT PORCH

 

On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past.  

For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking.

How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

And God saw it was good.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said,

"Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh.

For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span."

The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years?

That's a pretty long time to perform.

How about I give you back ten like the dog did?"

And God, again saw it was good.

 

On the third day, God created the cow and said,

"You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family.

For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed it was good.

On the fourth day, God created humans and said,

"Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But the human said, "Only twenty years?

Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back,

the ten the monkey gave back,

and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.

For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family.
For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information.

I'm doing it as a public service.

If you are looking for me I will be on the front porch.

Bear & Religious preference ... Thx Judi C!

Always best to start the day with a chuckle.

               

                                              

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi served as Chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it to their religion.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experiences.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first.

'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism.

Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob the Baptist, spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip.

In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he exclaimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we Baptists don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me.

So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quickly DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus. Hallelujah!

The Priest and the Reverend both looked down at the Rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape.

The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

When good people save animals ... Thx

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When Good People Save Animals

We often hear about the cruelty of people to animals; of abuse, of negligence. But I'd like to believe that most of us love, cherish and protect our fellow animals when we can. You don't need to look further than these great photos and the stories behind them, of people dedicating their life's work to animals, risking themselves to save animals and showing the kind of kindness we should all have in our hearts.

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This boy was unlucky enough to be caught in the floodwaters brought by monsoon rain in Manila, the Philippines. His first action? Carry his dog through it to safety.

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A volunteer feeds a gray seal pup a herring at a seal-rehabilitation center in the Netherlands. This unknown volunteer is feeding a gray seal pup at the seal-rehabilitation center in Holland. He's giving him a herring, which is one of their favorite treats.

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Richard Tesore of Rescate Fauna Marina holds an orphan baby dolphin he rescued to and introduces him to a curious penguin.

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This villager also thought of his pets first when the floods came in in Cuttack City, India - but his were kittens and not a dog. Same amount of nobility in my eyes.

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Ryo Taira lifts a porpoise out of a flooded rice field after it was swept by a tsunami in Sendai, Japan. He found the porpoise struggling in the shallow seawater and after failing to net it, waded into the field to cradle the baby animal in his arms.

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These Chinese researchers dress up in (very hot) panda suits when working with little pandas, to make the integration process as easy as possible for these gentle bears.

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This is Adam Warwick, a biologist that helped a drowning black bear that ran into the ocean in fear of the humans trying to calm it with a tranquilizer. It made it to the water just as the sedative kicked in, and would have died if not for Warwick's quick action.

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This woman picked up a little bird that got dehydrated and fell to the ground, took it home and patiently made it drink until it felt better, then released it.

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A Chinese grandma feeding stray dogs. She does this almost every day.

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Another flood rescue, this time at Ipswich, Australia, where another animal lover rescued a kangaroo.

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Josua Bisnar is a combat medic, who here is utilizing his skills on a helpless little bunny rabbit he found next to its dead mother.

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An orphaned baby orangutan in Borneo. This one was lucky enough to be taken care of.

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A policeman guarding a mother duck and her little ones.

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A false killer whale is being moved back to the sea in Australia by willing volunteers.

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This injured baby howler monkey is being treated by a vet in Belize.

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Two terrific guys swam through flood waters to save this fox that got stranded, risking their own lives for that of a poor, helpless animal. This took place in Saskatchewan, Canada.

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This group of hardened marines found kindness in their hearts in the middle of the Battle of Okinawa to give a baby goat something to drink.

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This pig was born without the use of his back legs. He was outfitted with a special wheel chair made of toy parts. Works like a charm, too.

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This brave boy rescued a young deer by going into a swollen river to save it. This happened in Bangladesh.

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Boys rescuing a puppy caught in a drain.

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Baby elephant getting medical attention.

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A woman carrying her dog in a flooded street.

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A firefighter slacking the thirst of a parched koala after a bushfire took place in Australia.

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MMA fighter Cathal Pendred rescues a dolphin baby that got washed up on shore and could not get back into the ocean in Ireland.

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Two friends Erik and Torvald rescuing a lamb that was close to drowning in Norway.

Wisconsin farmer rescues a bear ... Thx Ramey H!

Wisconsin Farmer Rescues Bear...

I LOVE happy endings!  Jim G.

 
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The Moose and the man ... Thx Ramey H!

 Gives new meaning to the term "GAME WARDEN". Watch and you'll see......

How many of you would do this?

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Be Human- Stay Human ... Thx Dr. H!

BE HUMAN - STAY HUMAN . . .

This is the best email I've received in a long time-enjoy!!!

Sometimes we need to be reminded that humans will often go to great lengths and risk much to help those in need. https://www.youtube.com/embed/kLMbePMdNOY 

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