FW- Tick Removal... Thanks Clay!

Tick removal,


Spring is here and the ticks will soon be showing their heads. Here is a good way to get them off you, your children, or your pets. Give it a try.



Please forward to anyone with children... or hunters or folks who have dogs or cats, or anyone who even steps outside in summer!!



A school nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share -- and it does work!



"I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's some times difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc.



"Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball or swab. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently, and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me.



"Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say, 'It worked!'"



Please pass on. . .everyone needs this helpful hint

Think and digest the jews vs. the muslims- Dr. Hovermale

Why is the obvious so obvious?  Libs need to think this out!


Something to Consider



The following is a copy of an article written by Spanish writer Sebastian Vilar Rodriguez and published in a Spanish newspaper on Jan. 15, 2008. It doesn't take much imagination to extrapolate the message to the rest of Europe - and possibly to the rest of the world.



REMEMBER AS YOU READ -- IT WAS IN A SPANISH PAPER.

Date: Tue. 15 January 2008 14:30



ALL EUROPEAN LIFE DIED IN AUSCHWITZ By Sebastian Vilar Rodrigez



I walked down the street in Barcelona , and suddenly discovered a terrible truth - Europe died in Auschwitz ... We killed six million Jews and replaced them with 20 million Muslims. In Auschwitz we burned a culture, thought, creativity, talent. We destroyed the chosen people, truly chosen, because they produced great and wonderful people who changed the world.

The contribution of this people is felt in all areas of life: science, art, international trade, and above all, as the conscience of the world. These are the people we burned.



And under the pretense of tolerance, and because we wanted to prove to ourselves that we were cured of the disease of racism, we opened our gates to 20 million Muslims, who brought us stupidity and ignorance, religious extremism and lack of tolerance, crime and poverty, due to an unwillingness to work and support their families with pride.



They have blown up our trains and turned our beautiful Spanish cities into the third world, drowning in filth and crime.



Shut up in the apartments they receive free from the government, they plan the murder and destruction of their naive hosts.



And thus, in our misery, we have exchanged culture for fanatical hatred, creative skill for destructive skill, intelligence for backwardness and superstition.



We have exchanged the pursuit of peace of the Jews of Europe and their talent for a better future for their children, their determined clinging to life because life is holy, for those who pursue death, for people consumed by the desire for death for themselves and others, for our children and theirs.



What a terrible mistake was made by miserable Europe .

***********************************

The global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000; that is ONE BILLION TWO HUNDRED MILLION or 20% of the world's population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes:





Literature:

1988 - Najib Mahfooz





Peace:

1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat

1990 - Elias James Corey

1994 - Yaser Arafat:

1999 - Ahmed Zewai





Economics:

(zero)





Physics:

(zero)





Medicine:

1960 - Peter Brian Medawar

1998 - Ferid Mourad





TOTAL: 7 SEVEN



The global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000; that is FOURTEEN MILLION or about 0.02% of the world's population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes:



Literature:

1910 - Paul Heyse

1927 - Henri Bergson

1958 - Boris Pasternak

1966 - Shmuel Yosef Agnon

1966 - Nelly Sachs

1976 - Saul Bellow

1978 - Isaac Bashevis Singer

1981 - Elias Canetti

1987 - Joseph Brodsky

1991 - Nadine Gordimer World



Peace:

1911 - Alfred Fried

1911 - Tobias Michael Carel Asser

1968 - Rene Cassin

1973 - Henry Kissinger

1978 - Menachem Begin

1986 - Elie Wiesel

1994 - Shimon Peres

1994 - Yitzhak Rabin



Physics:

1905 - Adolph Von Baeyer

1906 - Henri Moissan

1907 - Albert Abraham Michelson

1908 - Gabriel Lippmann

1910 - Otto Wallach

1915 - Richard Willstaetter

1918 - Fritz Haber

1921 - Albert Einstein

1922 - Niels Bohr

1925 - James Franck

1925 - Gustav Hertz

1943 - Gustav Stern

1943 - George Charles de Hevesy

1944 - Isidor Issac Rabi

1952 - Felix Bloch

1954 - Max Born

1958 - Igor Tamm

1959 - Emilio Segre

1960 - Donald A. Glaser

1961 - Robert Hofstadter

1961 - Melvin Calvin

1962 - Lev Davidovich Landau

1962 - Max Ferdinand Perutz

1965 - Richard Phillips Feynman

1965 - Julian Schwinger

1969 - Murray Gell-Mann

1971 - Dennis Gabor

1972 - William Howard Stein

1973 - Brian David Josephson

1975 - Benjamin Mottleson

1976 - Burton Richter

1977 - Ilya Prigogine

1978 - Arno Allan Penzias

1978 - Peter L Kapitza

1979 - Stephen Weinberg

1979 - Sheldon Glashow

1979 - Herbert Charles Brown

1980 - Paul Berg

1980 - Walter Gilbert

1981 - Roald Hoffmann

1982 - Aaron Klug

1985 - Albert A. Hauptman

1985 - Jerome Karle

1986 - Dudley R. Herschbach

1988 - Robert Huber

1988 - Leon Lederman

1988 - Melvin Schwartz

1988 - Jack Steinberger

1989 - Sidney Altman

1990 - Jerome Friedman

1992 - Rudolph Marcus

1995 - Martin Perl

2000 - Alan J. Heeger



Economics:

1970 - Paul Anthony Samuelson

1971 - Simon Kuznets

1972 - Kenneth Joseph Arrow

1975 - Leonid Kantorovich

1976 - Milton Friedman

1978 - Herbert A. Simon

1980 - Lawrence Robert Klein

1985 - Franco Modigliani

1987 - Robert M.. Solow

1990 - Harry Markowitz

1990 - Merton Miller

1992 - Gary Becker

1993 - Robert Fogel



Medicine:

1908 - Elie Metchnikoff

1908 - Paul Erlich

1914 - Robert Barany

1922 - Otto Meyerhof

1930 - Karl Landsteiner

1931 - Otto Warburg

1936 - Otto Loewi

1944 - Joseph Erlanger

1944 - Herbert Spencer Gasser

1945 - Ernst Boris Chain

1946 - Hermann Joseph Muller

1950 - Tadeus Reichstein

1952 - Selman Abraham Waksman

1953 - Hans Krebs

1953 - Fritz Albert Lipmann

1958 - Joshua Lederberg

1959 - Arthur Kornberg

1964 - Konrad Bloch

1965 - Francois Jacob

1965 - Andre Lwoff

1967 - George Wald

1968 - Marshall W. Nirenberg

1969 - Salvador Luria

1970 - Julius Axelrod

1970 - Sir Bernard Katz

1972 - Gerald Maurice Edelman

1975 - Howard Martin Temin

1976 - Baruch S. Blumberg

1977 - Roselyn Sussman Yalow

1978 - Daniel Nathans

1980 - Baruj Benacerraf

1984 - Cesar Milstein

1985 - Michael Stuart Brown

1985 - Joseph L. Goldstein

1986 - Stanley Cohen [& Rita Levi-Montalcini]

1988 - Gertrude Elion

1989 - Harold Varmus

1991 - Erwin Neher

1991 - Bert Sakmann

1993 - Richard J. Roberts

1993 - Phillip Sharp

1994 - Alfred Gilman

1995 - Edward B. Lewis

1996- Lu RoseIacovino





TOTAL: 129!



The Jews are NOT promoting brain washing children in military training camps, teaching them how to blow themselves up and cause maximum deaths of Jews and other non-Muslims. The Jews don't hijack planes, nor kill athletes at the Olympics, or blow themselves up in German restaurants. There is NOT one single Jew who has destroyed a church. There is NOT a single Jew who protests by killing people.



The Jews don't traffic slaves, nor have leaders calling for Jihad and death to all the Infidels.



Perhaps the world's Muslims should consider investing more in standard education and less in blaming the Jews for all their problems.



Muslims must ask 'what can they do for humankind' before they demand that humankind respects them.



Regardless of your feelings about the crisis between Israel and the Palestinians and Arab neighbors, even if you believe there is more culpability on Israel 's part, the following two sentences really say it all:



'If the Arabs put down their weapons today, there would be no more violence. If the Jews put down their weapons today, there would be no more Israel ..." Benjamin Netanyahu



General Eisenhower Warned Us:



It is a matter of history that when the Supreme Commander of the Allied Forces, General Dwight Eisenhower, found the victims of the death camps he ordered all possible photographs to be taken, and for the German people from surrounding villages to be ushered through the camps and even made to bury the dead.

He did this because he said in words to this effect:

'Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the road of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened.'



Recently, the UK debated whether to remove the Holocaust from its school curriculum because it 'offends' the Muslim population which claims it never occurred. It is not removed as yet. However, this is a frightening portent of the fear that is gripping the world and how easily each country is giving into it.



It is now more than 60 years after the Second World War in Europe ended. This e-mail is being sent as a memorial chain, in memory of the, 6 million Jews, 20 million Russians, 10 million Christians, and 1,900 Catholic priests who were 'murdered, raped, burned, starved, beaten, experimented on and humiliated' while the German people looked the other way.



Now, more than ever, with Iran , among others, claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it is imperative to make sure the world never forgets.



This e-mail is intended to reach 400 million people. Be a link in the memorial chain and help distribute this around the world.



How many years will it be before the attack on the World Trade Center 'NEVER HAPPENED' because it offends some Muslim in the United States ?

Thinking of the families that have lost service people in wars and the wounded in wars still among us fighting with the great American flag as their fighting synbol, I realize this cannot be considered Christian Conservative. In this instance, I believe the veterans deserve such respect that God userstands.

Please understand and forgive this Sinner.  He has blessed our country in so many ways. 

We should not allow libs, yes all such disrespectful are libs, to go unpunished with their disrespect.  After the a-k's please also forgive them, God.

Peace and love!

Sam

Subject: USN's point of view








Rules for Kickin' Ass



Rules for the Non-Military



Make sure you read #13



Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great

nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.



For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few

of the areas where we would like your assistance:



1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the

playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.



2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in

protest - kick their ass.



3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest

amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise,

quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very

freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices

these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while

a disabled veteran kicks their ass.



4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were, wearing

battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you

used to be 'Special Forces'. Collecting GI Joe memorabilia might have been

okay when you were seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid

and get your ass kicked.



5. Next time you come across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, 'Do

you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance

deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).



6. If you witness someone calling the Coast Guard 'non-military', inform

them of their mistake - and kick their ass.



7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on

your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart.

Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her

- of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe

ass-kicking.



9. 'Your mama wears combat boots ' never made sense to me - stop saying it!

If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore would kick your

ass!



10. 'Flyboy' (*Air Force*), 'Jarhead' (*Marines*), 'Grunt' (*Army*), 'Squid'

(*Navy*), 'Puddle Jumpers'(*Coast Guard*), etc., are terms of endearment we

use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you

have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.



11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the

military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and

religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember

that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen

far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our

military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our Country

would get its ass kicked.



12. It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the

press. It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of

speech. It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the

freedom to demonstrate. It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves

beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the

protester to burn the flag.



AND ONE MORE:



13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK

THEIR ASS.



ONE LAST THING:



If you got this email and didn't pass it on - guess what - you deserve to

get your ass kicked!

FW- Where is the Garden of Eden? Thanks Clay Vice!

HEY GUYS I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS ALL TRUE OR NOT, BUT IT IS INTERESTING.




CLAY



Subject: WHERE IS The Garden of Eden





THIS IS VERY INTERESTING WHETHER YOU FORWARD IT OR NOT.









Read all of this one, it is interesting!!





Near the bottom--the part highlighted in green --will give you GOOSEBUMPS!!!













You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) )



VERY INTERESTING-









1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq .



2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization!



3. Noah built the ark in Iraq ...



4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq ..



5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ...



6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq ...

7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq .



8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq ...



9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel .



10. Amos cried out in Iraq ..



11 Babylon , which is in Iraq , destroyed Jerusalem ..



12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq .



13.. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in

Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!).



14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the 'writing on the wall' in Iraq .



15. Nebuchadnezzar, King of Babylon, carried the Jews captive into Iraq ..



16. Ezekiel preached in Iraq ...



17. The wise men were from Iraq ...







18. Peter preached in Iraq ..











19. The 'Empire of Man' described in Revelation is called Babylon --which

was a city in Iraq .



And you have probably seen this one: Israel is the nation most often

mentioned in the Bible.











But do you know which nation is second?













It is Iraq !











However, that is not the name that is used in the Bible.











The names used in the Bible are Babylon , Land of Shinar , and Mesopotamia

... The word Mesopotamia means between the two rivers, more exactly between

the Tigris And Euphrates Rivers .











The name Iraq means country with deep roots..



Indeed Iraq is a country with deep roots and is a very significant country

in the Bible.



No other nation, except Israel , has more history and prophecy associated

with it than Iraq ..







And also, this is something to think about:













Since America is

typically represented by an eagle.









Saddam should have read up on his Muslim passages ...





The following verse is from the Koran, (the Islamic Bible)

Koran (9:11 ) - For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a

fearsome Eagle... The wrath of the Eagle would be felt throughout the lands

of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still more

rejoiced; for the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah;









And there was peace.



(Note the verse number!) Hmmmmmmm?!



I BETTER NOT HEAR OF ANYONE BREAKING THIS ONE OR SEE IT DELETED.

This is a ribbon for soldiers fighting in Iraq .







Pass it on to everyone and pray.





Go!

Immigrants... Thanks Sarah DuPuy Rapp!

Thanks Sarah.  I almost missed this email.  God bless legal immigrants and god and concerned representatives, please send the illegals back where they came from.

Sam


IMMIGRANTS..This is Fabulous!!!!!!




Needs to be read by all.

Then sent to everyone on your list.



This is Fabulous!!!!!!


Maybe we should turn to our history books and point out to people like Mr. Lujan why today's American is not willing to accept this new kind of immigrant any longer. Back in 1900 when there was a rush from all areas of Europe to come to the United States , people had to get off a ship and stand in a long line in New York and be documented.



Some would even get down on their hands and knees and kiss the ground. They made a pledge to uphold the laws and support their new country in good and bad times. They made learning English a primary rule in their new American households and some even changed their names to blend in with their new home.





They had waved goodbye to their birth place to give their children a new life and did everything in their power to help their children assimilate into one culture. Nothing was handed to them. No free lunches, no welfare, no labor laws to protect them. All they had were the skills and craftsmanship they had brought with them to trade for a future of prosperity.



Most of their children came of age when World War II broke out. My father fought along side men whose parents had come straight over from Germany , Italy , France and Japan . None of these 1st generation Americans ever gave any thought about what country their parents had come from. They were Americans fighting Hitler, Mussolini and the Emperor of Japan. They were defending the United States of America as one people.



When we liberated France , no one in those villages were looking for the French American, the German American or the Irish American. The people of France saw only Americans. And we carried one flag that represented one country. Not one of those immigrant sons would have thought about picking up another country's flag and waving it to represent who they were. It would have been a disgrace to their parents who had sacrificed so much to be here. These immigrants truly knew what it meant to be an American. They stirred the melting pot into one red, white and blue bowl.





And here we are with a new kind of immigrant who wants the same rights and privileges. Only they want to achieve it by playing with a different set of rules, one that includes the entitlement card and a guarantee of being faithful to their mother country. I'm sorry, that's NOT what being an American is all about. I believe that the immigrants who landed on Ellis Island in the early 1900's deserve better than that for all the toil, hard work and sacrifice in raising future generations to create a land that has become a beacon for those legally searching for a better life. I think they would be appalled that they are being used as an example by those waving foreign country flags.





And for that suggestion about taking down the Statue of Liberty, it happens to mean a lot to the citizens who are voting on the immigration bill. I wouldn't start talking about dismantling the United States just yet.



KEEP THIS LETTER MOVING. FOR THE WRONG THINGS TO PREVAIL, THE RIGHTFUL MAJORITY NEEDS TO REMAIN COMPLACENT AND QUIET. LET THIS NEVER HAPPEN!



I sincerely hope this letter gets read by millions of people all across the nation

FW- The Final Exam Thanks Doug Brooke!

Subject: THE FINAL EXAM....








What a great question!!! Smart Prof.







Subject: THE FINAL EXAM....





Teachers are going to love this one!!



At Penn State University, there were four sophomores taking chemistry and

all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that,

the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a

big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying; they

slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early

Monday morning.



Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final, they

would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they

visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they

missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the

next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for

the exam.



The next day the professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a

test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool,

they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be

easy. ...



Then they turned the page. On the second page was written....



For 95 points: Which tire? _________

The more you think the funnier it gets... Thanks Nita elliott!

The more you think about this one, the funnier it gets. Short and sweet ; a good one.




A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

and tries to write with it.



When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without

missing a beat, she says:





'Well, that's great . . . that's just great . . . Some asshole's got my pen!'

Re- With fronds like these who needs enemas

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Saturday, May 14, 2011 FW- With fronds like these who needs enemas- Ramey Labels "Eddies", Puns Hey Bob! My Sciotoville friend, Ramey Sonny Hoskins came across with these "Eddies". Eddie Marsh is Bob's sister, Ginny's husband who has a fondness for the corniest jokes.



Thanks Sonny!



Sam, Miss Du Puy turned over in her grave if you forgot,".In any right triangle, the sum of the square of the two side is equal to the square of the hypotenuse. Pythagoras(sp) won't be too happy with you either.Jack P..






Saturday, May 14, 2011 FW- With fronds like these who needs enemas- Ramey Labels "Eddies", Puns Hey Bob! My Sciotoville friend, Ramey Sonny Hoskins came across with these "Eddies". Eddie Marsh is Bob's sister, Ginny's husband who has a fondness for the corniest jokes.



Thanks Sonny!



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