SamKat: 03/31/13

Welcome

Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:

I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.

Sunday, March 31, 2013

Little Johnny and little o ... Thanks Nita E!

The world would not be in such a snarl,
if Marx had been Groucho,

instead of Karl.

(Irving Berlin)

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I know you guys enjoy a good joke. (honest)

Little Johnny meets Barack Obama...

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school in North Carolina and he visited a fourth grade class.
They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word tragedy.

So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a tragedy.

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs him over and kills him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," said Obama, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained Obama. "That's what we would call a great loss."

The room went silent. No other child volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher held her breath.

In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens that would be a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Obama. "That's right. And can you tell me why that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says Johnny, "It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss...and you can bet your ass it wouldn't be an accident either!"

The teacher fainted!

Well titled ... Keep this sport in Europe ... Thanks Nita E!

NEED TO SEE TO BELIEVE

Subject: Fwd: NEED TO SEE TO BELIEVE

Spain's Annual Culling of the Morons

High unemployment in Spain provides some challenging recreational opportunities.

Footage of the annual moron cull conducted by the Spanish government.

http://www.youtube.com/embed/2h-WhhqFjv4?feature=player_ detail page

Well said ... thanks Nita E !

Well said!

I don't care if this is true or not...but it states what most Americans feel.

Ná ne' étamenôtse Ma'heo'o

Karen

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If we hold on to God's truth, we won't be trapped by Satan's lies.

This is so good.

This Guy Had The Guts To Put This On The Internet.

Praise God !!!

YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN

I Am the Liberal-Progressives Worst Nightmare. I am an American.

I am a Master Mason and believe in God.

I ride Harley Davidson Motorcycles and believe in American products.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some Liberal governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!

I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer,

it makes you a smart American.

I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized,

and does not entitle you to anything. Get over it!

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God

when and where they want to.

My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and

Willie G. Davidson that makes the awesome Harley Davidson Motorcycles.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching

or arguing about it.

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any

witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you!

I want to know exactly where the churches are that

Reverend Jesse Jackson and Reverend Al Sharpton preach,

where they get their money, and why they are always

part of the problem and never the solution.

Can I get an AMEN on that one?

I also think the cops have the right to pull you over

if you're breaking the law, regardless

of what color you are.

And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my

drivers license.

I think it's good....

And I'm proud that 'God' is written on my money.

I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,

it takes two parents.

I believe 'illegal' is illegal no matter what the lawyers think.

I believe the American flag should be the only one

allowed in AMERICA !

If this makes me a BAD American,

then yes, I'm a BAD American.

If you are a BAD American too,

please forward this to everyone you know.

We want our country back!

We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE,

ONLY BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE!