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Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sex. Show all posts
Saturday, March 18, 2017
Interesting facts about Sex ... Thx Bill M.!
Monday, May 2, 2016
Japanese Sex From Life-long friends, Thx & Carolyn L ! Many of our good senior friends have passed on since we are in our eighties.
Another TRUE STORY from 1/2 way around the world...
Japanese SexA Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!"Wife replies: "Kowanini! Mowi Janakpa!"Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!"Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!"Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!"I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this.You don't know Japanese.You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.You need serious help!
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Choice- Dawood Kahn- thanks Dave!
DAWOOD KHAN'S BLOG
Men and the Abortion Debate
In thinking out loud on February 7, 2012 at 2:46 pm
- Dawood,You make an interesting case. This old fashioned guy would say ‘abstinence’ is the better choice, but is tough to be made in foresight.Early on, before I was even a teenager, a noted judge in Portsmouth Ohio was getting his haircut while I and a couple of friends waited our turn. Henry Mckee, our barber, was conversing with the judge about teenagers and sex. The judge looked around the shop and said: “i tell these young fellows: “Just keep your pecker in your pants”.Our high school civics teacher, Bill Rohr, was good at involving all students in his classroom discussions. He would pose a topic or question at the beginning of each class. He once asked: “Why do you think your parents set curfew times for your dates?” That evoked many comments about the old people being out of touch (over 60 years ago). At the end of the session, Coach Rohr said: “Well, studies have shown that when two people of the opposite sex get together alone in a car after even 10 PM and get to ‘petting’ and go too far, neither one of them want to reach up and turn the key off.”
Monday, August 8, 2011
Afternoon sex ... Funny, Clay!
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon "quickie" with their
8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood
activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
- "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he shouted.
- "An ambulance just drove by!"
- "Looks like the Andersons have company," he called out.
- "Matt's riding a new bike!"
- "Looks like the Sanders are moving!"
- "Jason is on his skate board!"
- After a few moments he announced, "The Coopers are having sex!"
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed! Dad cautiously called out,
"How do you know they're having sex?"
"Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.."
Friday, August 5, 2011
Sex and grammar ... Thanks Clay!
Sex And Good Grammar
For all my friends in the education field and those that want to be grammatically correct....
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was there for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned," This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say “1-2-3." “When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say “1-2-3-4,” he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon. "He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What’s the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
For all my friends in the education field and those that want to be grammatically correct....
On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.
The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was there for. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned," This is a powerful medicine. You take only a teaspoonful and then say “1-2-3." “When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want." The man was encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?" "Your partner must say “1-2-3-4,” he responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon. "He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes and then she asked "What’s the 1-2-3 for?" And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.
Tuesday, July 19, 2011
Reverse erectile disfunction ... er, uh, Thanks Clay!
Clay ... good friend. I try hard to keep this blog clean. You send me these slightly off-color things which I, being weak, use. You must admit it is neither scarlet and gray, nor blue and white, but I must admit it is funny!
Thanks!
Sam
Those dang 4 hour erections
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
Jim Bob walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
Jim Bob then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.'
When she returned, she said,
"We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do.
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.
Thanks!
Sam
Those dang 4 hour erections
What happens when you ask for help with an erection lasting more than 4 hours?
Jim Bob walked into a drug store in Kentucky and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no male employees. She then asked if she could help him. Earl said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The lady pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
Jim Bob then agreed and began by saying, 'This is tough for me to discuss, but I get erections every day that last more than four hours. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it.'
The pharmacist said, 'Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister.'
When she returned, she said,
"We discussed it at length and this is the absolute best we can do.
1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, a king size bed and $3,000 a month in living expenses.
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