muslims

Whoever thought this out is nothing less than a genius!

The Muslims are not happy!

They're not happy in Gaza .

They're not happy in Egypt .

They're not happy in Libya .

They're not happy in Morocco .

They're not happy in Iran .

They're not happy in Iraq .

They're not happy in Yemen .

They're not happy in Afghanistan .

They're not happy in Pakistan .

They're not happy in Syria .

They're not happy in Lebanon .

So,where are they happy?

They're happy in Canada .

They're happy in Australia .

They're happy in England .

They're happy in France .

They're happy in Italy .

They're happy in Germany .

They're happy in Sweden .

They're happy in the USA .

They're happy in Norway .

They're happy in Israel .

They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.

And who do they blame?

Not Islam.

Not their leadership.

Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM.

WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but . . .How stupid can you get?

Xenos lesson today 2011-01-08- Phillipians 1

Dr. Jeff Gordon taught the lesson at Xenos' cafe' today.  It was Phillipians 1.  Dr. Gordon spoke about the first two verses for the first twenty minutes.  Jeff Gordon,   teaching from a carefully prepared message.

Paul's letter to the Phillipians reminds them of the Grace of god in their acceptance of  "en Christos" or Jesus as the gift of salvation.  To any person the importance of the Christian religion is the simple but wonderful message that God's gift of Jesus Christ is the acceptance of the most gracious gift any of us can accept and grow in.

SamKat

Why not abortion? ... Thanks Ramey!

This is for all Ohio State football fans.  Urban Meyer coached the young fellow at Florida:

Pam's Story Volume III Number 15-December 15, 2011 Pam’s Story In a recent email, I read about a woman named Pam, who knows the pain of considering abortion. More than 24 years ago, she and her husband Bob were serving as missionaries to the Philippines and praying for a fifth child. Pam contracted amoebic dysentery, an infection of the intestine caused by a parasite found in contaminated food or drink. She went into a coma and was treated with strong antibiotics before they discovered she was pregnant. Doctors urged her to abort the baby for her own safety and told her that the medicines had caused irreversible damage to her baby. She refused the abortion and cited her Christian faith as the reason for her hope that her son would be born without the devastating disabilities physicians predicted. Pam said the doctors didn't think of it as a life, they thought of it as a mass of fetal tissue. While pregnant, Pam nearly lost their baby four times but refused to consider abortion. She recalled making a pledge to God with her husband: If you will give us a son, we’ll name him Timothy and we’ll make him a preacher. Pam ultimately spent the last two months of her pregnancy in bed and eventually gave birth to a healthy baby boy August 14, 1987. Pam’s youngest son is indeed a preacher. He preaches in prisons, makes hospital visits, and serves with his father’s ministry in the Philippines. He also plays football. Pam’s son is Tim Tebow. The University of Florida’s star quarterback became the first sophomore in history to win college football’s highest award, the Heisman Trophy. His current role as quarterback of the Denver Broncos has provided an incredible platform for Christian witness. As a result, he is being called The Mile-High Messiah. Tim’s notoriety and the family’s inspiring story have given Pam numerous opportunities to speak on behalf of women’s centers across the country. Pam Tebow believes that every little baby you save matters. I pray her tribe will increase! May the peace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you always! Dr. Gerald B. (Jerry) Kieschnick President Emeritus, The Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod Presidential Ambassador for Mission Advancement, Concordia University Texas The Lord is my Light and my Salvation, whom shall I fear? (Psalm 27

Jesse ...Thanks Fred Ramsey and brother George Kegley!

-----Original Message-----
From: Fred Ramsey

Sent: Sun, Jan 8, 2012 12:19 am
Subject: Jesse

Jesse

Let me tell you, Jesse hated this job. And you would too,
I imagine, if you had to do it.Jesse was a chicken plucker. That's right.

He stood on a line in a chicken factory and spent his days
pulling the feathers off dead chickens so the rest of us
wouldn't have to.

It wasn't much of a job. But at the time,
Jesse didn't think he was much of a person.
His father was a brute of a man.
His dad was actually thought to be mentally ill
and treated Jesse rough all of his life.

Jesse's older brother wasn't much better.
He was always picking on Jesse and beating him up.
Yes, Jesse grew up in a very rough home in
West Virginia . Life was anything but easy.
And he thought life didn't hold much hope for him.
That's why he was standing in this chicken line,
doing a job that darn few people wanted.

In addition to all the rough treatment at home, it seems
that Jesse was always sick. Sometimes it was real
physical illness, but way too often it was all in his head.
He was a small child, skinny and meek.
That sure didn't help the situation any.

When he started to school, he was the object of every
bully on the playground.

He was a hypochondriac of the first order.
For Jesse, tomorrow was not always something to be
looked forward to.

But, he had dreams. He wanted to be a ventriloquist.
He found books on ventriloquism. He practiced with
sock puppets and saved his hard earned dollars until
he could get a real ventriloquist dummy.

When he got old enough, he joined the military.
And even though many of his hypochondriac symptoms
persisted, the military did recognize his talents and
put him in the entertainment corp.
That was when his world changed.
He gained confidence.

He found that he had a talent for making people laugh,
and laugh so hard they often had tears in their eyes.
Yes, little Jesse had found himself.

You know, folks, the history books are full of people
who overcame a handicap to go on and make a success
of themselves, but Jesse is one of the few I know of
who didn't overcome it. Instead he used his paranoia
to make a million dollars, and become one of
the best-loved characters of all time in doing it!

Yes, that little paranoid hypochondriac, who transferred
his nervousness into a successful career, still holds the
record for the most Emmy's given in a single category.

The wonderful, gifted, talented, and nervous comedian
who brought us Barney Fifewas
Jesse Don Knotts.
NOW YOU KNOW, "THE REST OF THE STORY"

There is a street named for him and his statue in
Morgantown , West Virginia , his place of birth.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply,
speak kindly and trust in our GOD
who loves us.
SEND THIS TO A FRIEND .... I just did.

____________________________________________________________

Civil Rights for Americans?

Subject: FW: In God We Trust
Date: Sat, 7 Jan 2012 08:58:08 -0500

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From: zcanter@verizon.net
To: ;
Subject: Fw: Fwd: In God We Trust
Date: Fri, 6 Jan 2012 16:23:11 -0800

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From: Sent: Friday, January 06, 2012 2:50 PM

Subject: Fw: Fwd: In God We Trust

This is worth reading.

In God We Trust

A very powerful cartoon.....please keep it going. This should be posted in every school in the " USA .." Only 31 words -- Think about it! Isn't life strange? I never met one Veteran who enlisted to fight for Socialism! 86% will send this on. I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG, OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA , AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! If Muslims can pray on Madison Avenue, why are Christians and Jews banned from praying in public and from erecting religious displays on their holy days? What happened to our National Day of Prayer? Muslims are allowed to block off Madison Ave. , in N.Y.C., and pray in the middle of the street! And, it's a monthly ritual! Tell me, again, whose country is this? Ours or the Muslims? I was asked to send this on if I agree, or delete if I don't. It is said that 90% of Americans believe in God. Therefore, I have a very hard time understanding why there is such a problem in having 'In God! We Trust' on our money and having 'God' in the Pledge of Allegiance. I believe it's time we stand up for what we believe! And if you don't this country is not yours and go back to where you came from wherever that may be, We are Americans and always will be. If you agree, pass this on; if not, delete. Thank you.

Exam

Subject: Fw: Exam

Sign of a Politician ???

STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM

Iwould have given him 100%

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concretefloors are very hard to crack.

Cheers,

Thanks for a wonderful recycle, Nita! Special ea day!

Sent: Saturday, January 7, 2012 8:44 AM
Subject: Fw: [SPAM]Fwd: Fw: I WANT THIS BACK - YOU WILL SEE WHY



Faith is not believing that God can -- it is knowing that He will...... A friend of mine opened his wife's underwear drawer and picked up a silk paper wrapped package: 'This, - he said - isn't any ordinary package.' He unwrapped the box and stared at both the silk paper and the box. 'She got this the first time we went to New York , 8 or 9 years ago. She has never put it on , was saving it for a special occasion. Well, I guess this is it. He got near the bed and placed the gift box next to the other clothing he was taking to the funeral house, his wife had just died. He turned to me and said: 'Never save something for a special occasion. Every day in your life is a special occasion'. I still think those words changed my life. Now I read more and clean less. I sit on the porch without worrying about anything. I spend more time with my family, and less at work. I understood that life should be a source of experience to be lived up to, not survived through. I no longer keep anything. I use crystal glasses every day... I'll wear new clothes to go to the supermarket, if I feel like it. I don't save my special perfume for special occasions, I use it whenever I want to. T he words 'Someday....' and ' One Day...' are fading away from my dictionary. If it's worth seeing, listening or doing, I want to see, listen or do it now.... I don't know what my friend's wife would have done if she knew she wouldn't be there the next morning, this nobody can tell.. I think she might have called her relatives and closest friends. She might call old friends to make peace over past quarrels. I'd like to think she would go out for Chinese, her favorite food. It's these small things that I would regret not doing, if I knew my time had come. Each day, each hour, each minute, is special. Live for today, for tomorrow is promised to no-one.. If you got this, it's because someone cares for you and because, probably, there's someone you care about. If you're too busy to send this out to other people and you say to yourself that you will send it 'One of these days' , remember that 'One day' is far away... or might never come..... No matter if you're superstitious or not, spend some time reading it. It holds useful messages for the soul. Don't keep this message This Tantra must leave your hands within 96 hours. Send copies and watch what goes on in the next four days. You'll have a pleasant surprise. This is true, even if you're not superstitious. Now, here's the fun of it: Send this message to at least 5 people and your life will improve Plus I hope you will send this back to me…