The Queen's Riddle ... Thx Sarah R!

Begin forwarded message:

The Queen's riddle!!! 

“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? 

Are there any tips you can give me?”

“Well,” said the Queen, 

“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

Obama frowned, and then asked, 

“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.

“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch.” 

The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?”

The Queen smiled and said, 

“Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother, and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered,

”That would be me.”

“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.

“Joe, answer this for me.

Your mother and your father have a child.

It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.

Who is it?”

“I’m not sure,” said Biden.

“Let me get back to you on that one.”

He went to his advisors and asked everyone, 

But none could give him an answer.

Frustrated, Biden went to work out in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.

Biden went up to him and asked, 

“Hey, Paul, see if you can answer this question.

“Your mother and father have a child, and it’s not your brother or your sister.

Who is it?”

Paul Ryan answered, “That’s easy; it’s me!”

Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer, Paul!”

Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle.”

“It’s Paul Ryan!”

Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,

“NO, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

…AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE

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Any vote, except for Trump, is a vote for Hillary ... Thx Dr. Tom Barrett and Paul C!

Will Republicans Elect Hillary President?   By Dr. Tom Barrett August 1, 2016   Don't kid yourself. Next November if you write in the candidate you had hoped would be the Republican nominee, you will be voting for Hillary. If you vote for a third party candidate, you will be voting for Hillary. And if you stay home and don’t vote at all - you will be voting for Hillary. “I would never vote for Hillary. I just can’t bring myself to vote for Trump.” If that is your attitude, you will only have yourself to blame if Hillary is allowed to continue Obama’s disastrous reign. Jesus said, “If you are not for me, you are against me.” (Matthew 12:30) Trump is no Jesus Christ, but the same is true in this regard. If you don’t go to the voting booth on Election Day and vote for Trump, you will be voting for the enemy. You don’t have to like Trump personally. I don’t. He is not someone I would choose for a friend. But I will vote for him. You don’t have to campaign for him. I won’t. It may sound hypocritical to say I won’t work for him, but I will vote for him. That may be, but I can live with that. I can’t live with voting for Hillary. You don’t have to like the way he talks, the way he treats people, or all his policies. I certainly don’t. But you can be sure that come November, I will cast my vote for Donald Trump to become the next president of the United States . Trump may be many things, including being rude and vain. But he is not evil. Hillary Clinton is truly and demonstrably evil. All of Trump’s values may not be the same as yours. But he is not a Socialist – far from it. Hillary is a Socialist bent on destroying the precious gift our Founding Fathers gave us – freedom and self-determination. Hillary may not be as open about it, but her value system is just as Socialist as Bernie Sanders’. Trump may not be your idea of “presidential.” But he is not a corrupt politician. Hillary is one of the most corrupt politicians who has ever disgraced this nation. Trump may not be as conservative as you like. But he never defended a child rapist, supported the defense of two Black Panthers on murder charges, or smeared the reputations of multiple victims of sexual assaults by her husband. Hillary did all these things. You may not like Trump’s ideas for protecting the US from Islam. I happen to think that he’s on the right track. But Hillary has spent billions arming the Muslim Brotherhood. Her plan is to open our borders to every potential terrorist who wants in, because she thinks they have a right under our Constitution to come here. Finally, Trump may not be the candidate that you voted for in the primaries. He wasn’t my choice. But the majority of Republicans chose him to be their nominee because: he doesn’t support the perversion of marriage; : he doesn’t support murdering babies and calling it birth control; : he doesn’t support gutting the Second Amendment; and : he doesn’t support making the US part of a one-world government. Hillary supports all of these, and more. If you don’t vote for Trump and Hillary gets a second chance to disgrace the White House, you’d better not dare to complain when she takes our Republic apart piece by piece. You and all your friends who can’t tell the difference between someone you may not like and someone who is truly evil will be to blame. You can’t blame the Democrats; most of them have been brainwashed from the cradle. If Hillary wins it will be thanks to Republicans who couldn’t swallow their pride and vote for the only alternative to the disaster known as Hillary.   Copyright ©2016