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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Saturday, August 27, 2016

The Queen's Riddle ... Thx Sarah R!


Begin forwarded message:
The Queen's riddle!!! 


1

“Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? 
Are there any tips you can give me?”

2

“Well,” said the Queen, 
“The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people.”

3

Obama frowned, and then asked, 
“But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?”
The Queen took a sip of champagne.

4

“Oh, that’s easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch.” 
The Queen pushed a button on her intercom.
“Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?”

5

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, “Yes, your Majesty?”

6

The Queen smiled and said, 
“Answer me this please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother, and it is not your sister. Who is it?”

8

Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered,
”That would be me.”

9

“Yes! Very good.” said the Queen.

10

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question.
“Joe, answer this for me.
Your mother and your father have a child.
It’s not your brother and it’s not your sister.
Who is it?”
“I’m not sure,” said Biden.


11

“Let me get back to you on that one.”
He went to his advisors and asked everyone, 
But none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Biden went to work out in congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.

12

Biden went up to him and asked, 
“Hey, Paul, see if you can answer this question.
“Your mother and father have a child, and it’s not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?”

13

Paul Ryan answered, “That’s easy; it’s me!”

14

Biden smiled, and said, “Good answer, Paul!”
Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama.
“Say, I did some research, and I have the answer to that riddle.”

15

“It’s Paul Ryan!”
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,

16

“NO, you idiot! It’s Tony Blair!”

17

…AND THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS PRECISELY WHAT’S GOING ON AT THE WHITE HOUSE
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