muslim book store ... Thx Lyle S!

 Muslin Bookstore

 Walking Downtown . . .. .  .

So, I  was walking downtown and I saw that there was a “Muslim Book Store.”
I was wondering what exactly was in a Muslim book store, so I  went in.

As I was wandering around taking a  look, the clerk gave me the stink eye,
but asked if he could  help me.

I imagine I didn’t look like his  normal clientele, so I asked, “Do you have
a copy of Donald  Trump’s book on his U.S. immigration policy regarding
Muslims and illegal aliens?”

The  clerk said, “Kiss my ass, get out, and stay out!”

I said, “Yes, that’s the one! Do you have it in  paperback?”

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Great cartoons and "to it" media comments ... Thx Howard's son, Denny R!

 ​Diaz​ can say more in a few little squares than the New York Times, Washington Post can combined.

 

 

 

 

​Diaz

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

Fun cartoons ... Thx Marge R!

  

 

Hillary Committee ... Thx Paul C!

 

 

Dear Friends:

 

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument 

to honor Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was 

not enough room for her two faces.

 

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as 

to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who 

never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

 

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing 

where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had 

been, and did it all with someone else's money.

 

Thank You,

 

The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee.

PS:  The Committee has raised 36 cents so far!

 

 

Coincidences ... Lincoln & Kennedy ... Thx Sarah R!

Recycle and repeatable!

....Very Interesting really creepy..watch to the end

History  Mystery Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.   Abraham  Lincoln  was  elected to Congress in 1846. John F.  Kennedy  was  elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham  Lincoln was  elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy  was elected President in 1960. Both were  particularly concerned with civil  rights. Both wives lost their children while  living in the White  House. Both Presidents were shot on a  Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the  head Now it gets really  weird. Lincoln 's secretary was named  Kennedy. Kennedy's Secretary was named   Lincoln . Both were assassinated by  Southerners. Both were succeeded by  Southerners named Johnson. Andrew  Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in  1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy,  was born in 1908. John  Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born  in 1839.   Lee  Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was  born  in  1939.  Both  assassins were known by their three  names. Both names are composed of fifteen  letters. Now hang on to your  seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater  named 'Ford'. Kennedy was shot in a car  called ' Lincoln ' made by  'Ford'. Lincoln was shot in a theater and  his assassin ran and hid in a  warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse  and his assassin ran and hid in a  theater. Booth and Oswald were  assassinated before their trials.   WHO  FIGURED THIS OUT? INCREDIBLE    1)  Fold a  NEW  $20  bill in half... 2)  Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as  below 3)  Fold the other end, exactly as  before 4)  Now, simply turn it  over... What  a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a  catastrophic premonition printed on all $20  bills!!! COINCIDENCE? YOU  DECIDE As  if that wasn't enough... Here  is what you've seen... Firstly  The  Pentagon on  fire... Then  The  Twin Towers. ...And  now .. look at this! TRIPLE  COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20  BILL Disaster  (Pentagon) Disaster  ( Twin Towers ) Disaster  (Osama)??? It  gets even better 9 + 11 = $20! Creepy  huh? Send this to as many people as you can,  cause:  Hey,  this is one history lesson most people probably  will  not  mind  reading!

No virus found in this message.

Iacocca still has fire in his belly - For America @ 94 years old ... Thx Marge R!

IACOCCA*

               -----Original Message-----
               **

               *Could you believe that Lee Iacocca is 94 years old and
               is still KICKIN’ butt? Check out his latest rant.*

               *Just as true today as it was when his book first came
               out. He was, and still is, a brilliant businessman!

               Often we need to be reminded of Iacocca's words,
               Remember Lee Iacocca, the man who rescued Chrysler
               Corporation from its death throes?

               He's now 94 years old and has a new book, 'Where Have
               All The Leaders Gone?'.

               Lee Iacocca Says:

               "Am I the only guy in this country who's fed up with
               what's happening? Where the hell is our outrage with
               this so called president?

               We should be screaming bloody murder!

               We've got a gang of tax cheating clueless leftists
               trying to steer our ship of state right over a cliff,

               We've got corporate gangsters stealing us blind, and we
               can't even run a ridiculous cash-for-clunkers program
               without losing $26 billion of the taxpayers' money, much
               less build a hybrid car.

               But instead of getting mad, everyone sits around and
               nods their heads when the politicians say,

               'trust me, the economy is getting better..

               ' Better ?

               What the Hell ! You've got to be kidding. This is
               America, not the damned Titanic'.

               I'll give you a sound bite: 'Throw all the Democrats
               out, along with Obama!'

               You might think I'm getting senile, that I've gone off
               my rocker, and maybe I have. But someone has to speak
               up. I hardly recognize this country anymore.

               The most famous business leaders are not the innovators
               but the guys in handcuffs.

               While we're fiddling in Afghanistan, Iran is completing
               their nuclear bombs and missiles and nobody seems to
               know what to do.

               The liberal press is waving 'pom-poms' instead of asking
               hard questions.

               That's not the promise of the 'America' my parents and
               yours traveled across the ocean for.

               I've had enough. How about you?

               I'll go a step further. You can't call yourself a
               patriot if you're not outraged.

               This is a fight I'm ready and willing to have. The
               Biggest 'C' is Crisis! (Iacocca elaborates on nine C's
               of leadership, with crisis being the first.)

               Leaders are made, not born. Leadership is forged in
               times of crisis. It's easy to sit there with thumb up
               your butt and talk theory. Or send someone else's kids
               off to war when you've never seen a battlefield yourself.

               It's another thing to lead when your world comes
               tumbling down. On September 11, 2001 , we needed a
               strong leader more than any other time in our history.
               We needed a steady hand to guide us out of the ashes.

               We're immersed in a bloody war now with no plan for
               winning and no plan for leaving, but our soldiers are
               dying daily.

               We're running the biggest deficit in the history of the
               world, and it's getting worse every day!

               We've lost the manufacturing edge to Asia, while our
               once-great companies are getting slaughtered by health
               care costs.

               This country has the largest oil reserves in the WORLD,
               and we cannot drill for it because the politicians have
               been bought by the tree-hugging environmentalists.

               Our schools are in a complete disaster because of the
               teachers' union.

               Our borders are like sieves and they want to give all
               illegals amnesty and free healthcare.

               The middle class is being squeezed to death every day.

               These are times that cry out for leadership.

               But when you look around, you've got to ask: Where have
               all the leaders gone? Where are the curious, creative
               communicators?

               Where are the people of character, courage, conviction,
               omnipotence, and common sense?

               I may be a sucker for alliteration, but I think you get
               the point.

               Name me a leader who has a better idea for homeland
               security than making us take off our shoes in airports
               and throw away our shampoo?

               We've spent billions of dollars building a huge new
               bureaucracy, and all we know how to do is react to
               things that have already happened.

               Everyone's hunkering down, fingers crossed, hoping the
               government will make it better for them. Now, that's
               just crazy. Deal with life.

               Name me an industry leader who is thinking creatively
               about how we can restore our competitive edge in
               manufacturing.

               Who would have believed that there could ever be a time
               when 'The Big Three' referred to Japanese car companies?
               How did this happen, and more important, look what Obama
               did about it.

               Name me a government leader who can articulate a plan
               for paying down the debt, or solving the energy crisis,
               or managing the health care problem. The silence is
               deafening.

               But these are the crises that are eating away at our
               country and milking the middle class dry.

               I have news for the Chicago gangsters in Congress.

               We didn't elect you to turn this country into a losing
               European Socialist state.

               What is everybody so afraid of? That some bonehead on
               NBC or CNN news will call them a name? Give me a break.
               Why don't you guys show some spine for a change?

               Had Enough? Hey, I'm not trying to be the voice of gloom
               and doom here.

               I'm trying to light a fire. I'm speaking out because I
               have hope - I believe in America...

               In my lifetime, I've had the privilege of living through
               some of America 's greatest moments.

               I've also experienced some of our worst crises:

               The 'Great Depression,' World War II,' 'the 'Korean
               War,' the 'Kennedy Assassination,' the 'Vietnam War,'
               the 1970's oil crisis, and the struggles of recent years
               since 9/11.

               Make your own contribution by sending this to everyone
               you know and care about.

               For, it is your country, folks, and it's your future and
               your progeny.

               My / Our future is at stake!*

           **