Hillary Committee ... Thx Paul C!

 

 

Dear Friends:

 

I have the distinguished honor of being a member of the Committee to raise $50,000,000 for a monument 

to honor Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was 

not enough room for her two faces.

 

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as 

to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who 

never told a lie, or beside Barack Hussein Obama, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

 

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing 

where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had 

been, and did it all with someone else's money.

 

Thank You,

 

The Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee.

PS:  The Committee has raised 36 cents so far!