Subject: An Irish Blonde in a Casino....
AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a
little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the
dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude'.
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an
Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES!
I WON , I WON !'
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
The other answered,
'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'
MORAL OF THE STORY -
Not all Irish are drunks,
not all blondes are dumb,
but all men...are men.
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For Christian American readers of this blog:
I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.
The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!
A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:
"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."
Thanks Jack!
I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Keep your feet off the people's furniture
Thanks Lou!
Sorry I am not able to put the pic of the pusa with his feet on the desk tqalking down to his 'dolts'.
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture
He is talking down to his 'dolts' much as hitler did to his.
Sam
Can you believe this arrogant SOB??
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture!!!! He would not be allowed to do this in my house or in my Dad's house!!!
At home, that's you're purgative. This is the White House.....................classless, useless, done nothing person in the Presidency.
Does this photo of President Obama in the Oval Office convey anything to you about his attitude?
Would you speak with the Chief of Staff, your Chief Economics Adviser, and your Senior Adviser with your feet up on the Resolute Desk - a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1880?
We should inundate the White House with emails demanding he keep his feet off of our furniture. This arrogant, immature & self-centered man has no sense of honor, or of simple decency. While this posture is disrespectful in any culture, it is absolutely never done in any executive setting. Further, in over half of the cultures of the world, it is recognized not only as disrespectful, but as an extreme insult. He thinks of himself as a king -- and not as a servant of the people, humbly occupying our White House for his term in office. Electing him was an enormous mistake -- and will cost us in many ways, for generations.
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Sorry I am not able to put the pic of the pusa with his feet on the desk tqalking down to his 'dolts'.
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture
He is talking down to his 'dolts' much as hitler did to his.
Sam
Can you believe this arrogant SOB??
Keep Your Feet Off The People's Furniture!!!! He would not be allowed to do this in my house or in my Dad's house!!!
At home, that's you're purgative. This is the White House.....................classless, useless, done nothing person in the Presidency.
Does this photo of President Obama in the Oval Office convey anything to you about his attitude?
Would you speak with the Chief of Staff, your Chief Economics Adviser, and your Senior Adviser with your feet up on the Resolute Desk - a gift from Queen Victoria to President Rutherford B. Hayes in 1880?
We should inundate the White House with emails demanding he keep his feet off of our furniture. This arrogant, immature & self-centered man has no sense of honor, or of simple decency. While this posture is disrespectful in any culture, it is absolutely never done in any executive setting. Further, in over half of the cultures of the world, it is recognized not only as disrespectful, but as an extreme insult. He thinks of himself as a king -- and not as a servant of the people, humbly occupying our White House for his term in office. Electing him was an enormous mistake -- and will cost us in many ways, for generations.
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