Last Ride…
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?"As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with cleavage to die for..."I'm okay I think," I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.She said, “Get in and I’ll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head.”"That's nice of you," I answered, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!""Oh, come now, I’m a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now.""Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?""Still in the ditch with the Harley, I guess."
Paul C,
I thought this was an interesting little ditty until that last line, good friend. I can't let Jeanie know that I nearly gave out a belly laugh, because it is truly funny ...Old Sam
