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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Thursday, June 25, 2015

Hate to give AARP any credit as they are senior robbers from the left, Sonny ... Thx Ramey H!


Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q:   Where can men over the age  of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested  in them?
A:   Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q:   What can a man do while his  wife is going through menopause?
A:   Keep busy.. If you're handy with  tools, you can finish the basement.  When you're done, you'll have a  place to live.
Q:   Someone has told me that 
menopause is mentioned in  the bible. Is   that true?  Where can     be   found?
A:   Yes. Matthew 14:92:  "And Mary rode Joseph's ass  all the way to Egypt "
Q:   How can you increase the  heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?
A:   Tell him you're pregnant.
Q:   How can you avoid that  terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A:   Take off your glasses.
Q:   Seriously! What can I do for  these Crow's feet and all  those wrinkles on my face?
A:   Go braless. It will usually pull  them out.
Q:   Why should 60-plus year old  people use valet parking?
A:   Valets don't forget where they  park your car.
Q:   Is it common for 60-plus year  olds to have problems with   short term memory storage?
A:   Storing memory is not a problem,  Retrieving it is the problem.
Q:   As people age, do they sleep  more soundly?
A:   Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q:   Where should 60-plus year  olds look for eye glasses?
A:   On their foreheads.
Q:   What is the most common  remark made by 60-plus  year olds when they enter antique stores?
A:   "Gosh, I remember these!"
SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, RIGHT?


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