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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Monday, August 16, 2010

Funny Tali! Thanks Judi!

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From: judith Cole

Sent: Monday, August 16, 2010 20:15

Subject: Foxworthy Taliban









Think you'll find this funny!









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I thought this was a very good one.















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Some interesting observations on the Taliban by that great American philosopher, Jeff Foxworthy .





"YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor .

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth .

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide .

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against .

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing .

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs .

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four .

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat .

11. Your cousin is president of the United States .

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