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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Weiner Limerick Thanks Les Winner!

There once was a pervert named Weiner who had a perverted demeanor.


Forced from the Hill For acting like Bill, now Congress is one weiner leaner.

For my friends, Ron Walters and Bob Looney

At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the




caretaker at your country house."





"Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"





"Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot, he



is dead".





"My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"





"Si, Senor, that's the one."





"Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he



die from?"



"From eating the rotten meat, Senor Rod."



"Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"



"Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."



"Dead horse? What dead horse?"



"The thoroughbred, Senor Rod."



"My prize thoroughbred is dead?"



"Yes, Senor Rod, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."





"Are you insane? What water cart?"



"The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."



"Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"



"The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught



on fire."



"What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because of



a candle?!"



"Yes, Senor Rod."



"But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"



"For the funeral, Senor Rod."



"WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"



"Your wife's, Senor Rod". She showed up very late one night and I



thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Ping G15 204g titanium head



golf club with the TFC 149D graphite shaft."









SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.........VERY LONG SILENCE.







"Ernesto, if you broke that driver, you're in deep shit."



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Number 3

Proof that you can't underestimate the creativeness of Canadian boys for mischief.





Considering all the brilliant, devious minds we had in high school, I don't know how we missed doing this.



At a high school in Saskatchewan, a group of students played a prank....they let three goats loose inside the school.



But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2, and 4.



School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.

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