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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Saturday, August 20, 2011

Irish jokes ... Thanks Clay Vice!



A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.

The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.

Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, 'It's golf balls'.

Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said.

After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked;

'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?'

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Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish.



"I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.



Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".



Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".



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Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"



"Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor.



"No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"



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Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another.



A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road.



Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road.



Cop says "For gods sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!"



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An old Irish farmer's dog goes missing and he's inconsolable.



His wife says "Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"



He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing.



"What did you put in the paper?" his wife asks.



"Here boy" he replies.



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Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.



"What the hell you doing?" he asks.



"Hanging myself" Paddy replies.



"It should be around your neck" says the Guard.



"I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe".



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An answer I can understand. An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"



To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat ."

Roadside traps ... Thanks Marge Rusnak!


I don't know if these particular stories are true but we do hear about these types of things happening so we can at least be reminded to be aware and use caution.

A MESSAGE FROM THE OFFICE OF ATTORNEY GENERAL

STATE OF MISSISSIPPI , JACKSON , MS ....

SITUATION...

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw

an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it.

For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of

thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I

called the Canton PD and they were going to check it out. But, this is

what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....



"There are several things to be aware of ... gangs and thieves are now

plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women) to stop their

vehicle and get out of the car.



"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police Department

where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in

it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned

baby.



"Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or

grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the

woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man,

they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.



DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-1-1 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON 'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.



"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSHIELD, DO

NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY

WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.



THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES.

THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVORY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL

TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."



Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe.



Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES

TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.



WARNING # 2

Some knew about the red light on cars, but not the112.

It was about 1:00 p.m. in the afternoon, and Lauren was driving to visit a friend. An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren's parents have always told her never to pull over for an unmarked car on the side of the road, but rather to wait until they get to a gas station, etc.



Lauren had actually listened to her parents advice, and promptly called112 on her cell phone to tell the police dispatcher she would not pull over right away. She proceeded to tell the dispatcher there was an unmarked police car with a flashing red light on his rooftop behind her. The dispatcher checked to see if there were police cars where she was and there weren't, and he told her to keep driving, remain calm and he had back up already on the way.



Ten minutes later 4 cop cars surrounded her and the unmarked car behind her. One policeman went to her side and the others surrounded the car behind. They pulled the guy from the car and tackled him to the ground. The man was a convicted rapist and wanted for other crimes.

I never knew about the 112 Cell Phone feature, but especially for a woman alone in a car, you should not pull over for an unmarked car. Apparently police have to respect your right to keep going to a safe place.



*Speaking to a service representative at Bell Mobility confirmed that 112 was a direct link to State trooper info. So, now it's your turn to let your friends know about 112.



You may want to send this to every woman (and man) you know; it may save a life.



This applies to ALL 50 states

PLEASE PASS ALONG TO FRIENDS AND FAMILY, IT CAN SAVE A LIFE.


Luke 10:19 Behold, i have given you authority to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy, and nothing shall hurt you. EMT'S words to live by.

This cartoon was in the Chicago Tribune in 1934. Look carefully at the plan of action in the lower left corner.




Remember the adage: "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it . "



"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert ,in five years there’d be a shortage of sand . ” Milton Friedman



Send this on.............

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