A little boy was waiting for his mother.As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.I'd like you to come to church . I'll show you how to get to Heaven."The little boy replied with a chuckle; "You're bullshitting me, right? You don't even know the way to the Post Office."