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For Christian American readers of this blog:

I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Why . . . Thx Sarah R!

WHY? - rather liked this one ...

Subject: WHY? - rather liked this one ...
    Why  do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the  back of the store to get their prescriptions while  healthy people can buy cigarettes at the  front?  

Why  do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a  diet coke?

Why  do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens  to the counters?

Why  do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our  driveways and put our useless junk in the  garage?


Why the sun lightens our hair, but  darkens our skin?

Why  can't women put on mascara with their mouth  closed?

Why  don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins  Lottery'?

Why  is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why  is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do  'practice'?

Why  is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish  washing liquid made with real lemons?

Why  is the man who invests all your money called a  broker?

Why  is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush  hour?
Why  isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why  didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why  do they sterilize the needle for lethal  injections?

You  know that indestructible black box that is used on  airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole  plane out of that stuff??

Why  don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why  are they called apartments when they are all stuck  together?

If  flying is so safe,
   why  do they call the airport the terminal? 

Now  that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to  spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want  to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... in other  words, send it to everyone.  We all need to smile  every once in a while.
     OH you didn't smile - well how about this  one:

Have a happy  day.

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