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For Christian American readers of this blog:

I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Pizza Order ... Thx Judi C!

Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?
 No sir, it's Google Pizza.
 I must have dialed a wrong number....sorry.
 No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.
 Ok, I would like to order a pizza.
 Do you want your usual, sir?
 My usual? You know me?
 According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.
 OK! That’s what I want …
 May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin crust?
 What? I detest vegetables.
 Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
 How the hell do you know?
 Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records.  We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
 Ok, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza!  I already take medication for my cholesterol.
 Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.
 I bought more from another drugstore.
 That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
 I paid in cash.
 But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
 I have other sources of cash.
 That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
 I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
 Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
 I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first.  
It expired 6 weeks ago.

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