Subject: A Smile for Your Day!
A police recruit was asked during the exam,
“What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?”
He answered, “Call for backup.”
I have so many problems that if a new one comes along today,
it will be at least two weeks before I can worry about it.
A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.
He walks up to the driver’s window and asks, "You drinkin'?”
The driver said, “Well that depends - You buyin’?”