Thanks Bob Shaner- DSCC- Why go to Church?

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If you're spiritually alive, you're going to love this! If you're spiritually dead, you won't want to read it. If you're spiritually curious, there is still hope!

Why Go To Church?

A Church goer wrote a letter to the editor of a newspaper and complained that it made no sense to go to church every Sunday. "I've gone for 30 years now," he wrote, "and in that time I have heard something like 3,000 sermons. But for the life of me, I can't remember a single one of them. So, I think I'm wasting my time and the pastors are wasting theirs by giving sermons at all."

This started a real controversy in the "Letters to the Editor" column, much to the delight of the editor. It went on for weeks until someone wrote this clincher:

"I've been married for 30 years now. In that time my wife has cooked some 32,000 meals. But, for the life of me, I cannot recall the entire menu for a single one of those meals. But I do know this.. They all nourished me and gave me the strength I needed to do my work. If my wife had not given me these meals, I would be physically dead today. Likewise, if I had not gone to church for nourishment, I would be spiritually dead today!" When you are DOWN to nothing... God is UP to something! Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible and receives the impossible! Thank God for our physical AND our spiritual nourishment!

All right, now that you're done reading, send it on! I think everyone should read this! "When Satan is knocking at your door, simply say, "Jesus, could you get that for me?"

Overheard in a hospital cafeteria... WCN Gen Forum

A funny one liner, but makes you wish you hadn't heard it for those who need the transplanted health. This is on www.wildcatnation.net general forum tonight.

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Location: Mount Washington, Kentucky, USA
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Overheard in the hospital cafeteria..........

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The worst part of having a lung transplant is knowing that the first couple of times you cough the phlegm isn't yours..................

Clay Vice SamKat blog publicist- Profit share

Mr. Vice- otherwise affectionately known to Carol's and Clay's greatly successful softball girls' team members as Clay-O-Clock. They won 93 % of their games and three Ohio State Championships over an eleven year span. I don't care if they were playing the Old Ladies Home, which they weren't, that is terrific.

This blog has had 2403 visitors to date. That is up considerably since you became my publicist a while back.

Now to divvy the income:


Proprietor's share: 0.00

Publicist's share: 0.00

Expenses: Minimal donated by me


Net profit: 0.00


No kidding Clay, your notices have helped and I thank you!

From the Plymale/Brooker knowledge machines

How many of these did you know?














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The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for

Blood plasma.
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No piece of paper can be folded in half

more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait...
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Donkeys kill more people annually

than plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your Ass )
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You burn more calories sleeping

than you do watching television.
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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age
or older.
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The first product to have a bar code

was Wrigley's gum.
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The King of Hearts is the only king

WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE
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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.
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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you ?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)

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Apples, not caffeine,

are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .
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Most dust particles in your house are made from

DEAD SKIN !
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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.

So did the first 'Marlboro Man'.
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Walt Disney was afraid

OF MICE!
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PEARLS DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo,

and no one knows why.
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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6)
feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the
flush.

(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)
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And the best for last....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU ?)

So......................





Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on...and go move your
toothbrush !!!

Post-Christian? Not even close. USA Today

I am sorry not to be good at including links in my blog, but I feel that this, the third of a Monday morning series on religion in the USA Today,s 'The Forum' is important in attempting to see what the liberals are feeding us about religion in America. I hope you can obtain and read the link. Some interesting observations. Things from the 2008 ARIS- American Religious Identification Survey.


http://blogs.usatoday.com/oped/2009/04/post-christian-not-even-close.html

Jack P. & Keith B emails- P'Town friends

Jack,

I remember Keith Brooker on a Trojan basketball team back in the forties.
He was a good one and you had to be to make the Trojan teams. Some good
players didn't make it but could have played on lesser teams, with fewer
boys to compete againstm in the county.
Many of our school yard players at Highland school would have benefitted by
capable formal coaching which many high schools had then and now. Keith
seemed a quiet fellow, a few years older than me, but I didn't know him
personaly. By the tone of his emails, he has his head on straight. Go
Trojans!

You are wise beyond your young years Jack.

I hope you also remember the Gilmer twins. Bob and Bill were excellent
friends and mentors of mine. They were from your Eighth Street
neighborhood. Each was extremely bright, particularly in electonics. They
worked as engineers for Portsmouth radio stations early on, and Bob was a
supervisor in the Instrument Maintenance Department of Goodyear Atomic for
years. Bob died just recently and Bill, last I knew, still lives in
California.

In another email, Carolyn Lynch (Rowson) recently mentioned that Eddie Hill,
another important and quiet mentor to me, is still living there in
Portsmouth. I hope another, Howard Rase, who operated the Sohio Station at
Hutchins and Seventeenth with his father, is also still among the living. A
little of me dies when any of these wise elders, such as our mutual friend,
Clark Rapalee, passes this life.

God made nothing more interesting than people and our P'Town had, and has,
many of the very best!

I hope that you and Keith don't mind that I copy and paste much of your
stuff in my SamKat blog- www.skegley.blogspot.com.

Sam

----- Original Message -----
From: "Jack H Plymale"
To: "Sam Kegley"
Sent: Wednesday, April 29, 2009 10:57 AM
Subject: Fwd: Emails from you.......]


> Sam, I've forwarded stuff I have received from Keith before. He is an
> old frat bro from OSU but more importantly an old eighth street
> Portsmouth guy. Freshman at PHS when I was a senior. I haven't seen
> him in 60 years, but you can see that a bunch of friendships stand the
> test of time. He is retired and living in Dallas now.
>
> ---------- Forwarded message ----------
> From: Keith & Pat Brooker
> Date: Apr 29, 2009 7:48 AM
> Subject: Emails from you.......]
> To:
>
>
>
>
> -----
>
>
> I wake up in the morning ,
> And can hardly wait to see
> If I've received a mailing,
> Addressed from you to me.
>
> I get my 'puter running
> And much to my delight,
> Your poems, jokes and other things
> Come quickly into sight.
>
> Please keep those emails coming,
> They are so enjoyable you see
> Funny things, friendly things
> Those things you mail to me.
>
> But most of all the fun of it,
> Is knowing that they came.
> From you, my friend,
> The one I need not name.
>
>
>
> This is a test of the
> Emergency Friendship System
> Forward it (and to me too I hope)
>
>
> .....a Friend does most
> Or all of these..
>
> (A)ccepts you as you are
> (B)elieves in 'you'
> (C)alls you just to say 'HI'
> (D)oesn't give up on you
>
> (E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
> (F)orgives your mistakes
> (G)ives unconditionally
> (H)elps you
> (I)nvites you over
>
> (J)ust 'be' with you
> (K)eeps you close at heart
> (L)oves you for who you are
> ( M)akes a difference in your life
>
> (N)ever Judges
> (O)ffers support
> (P)icks you up
> (Q)uiets your fears
> (R)aises your spirits
>
> (S)ays nice things about you
> (T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
> (U)nderstands y ou
> (V)alues you
>
> (W)alks beside you
> (X)-plains thing you don't understand
> (Y)ells when you won't listen and
> (Z)aps you back to reality
>

Jack Plymale & Keith brooker- Bright lady speaks!

Subject: The Other Side of Racism
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This is really powerful..........truly the other side of the coin!







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Anne Wortham is Associate Professor of Sociology at Illinois State
University and continuing Visiting Scholar at Stanford University's
Hoover Institution. She is a member of the American Sociological
Association and the American Philosophical Association. She has been
a John M. Olin Foundation Faculty Fellow, and honored as a
Distinguished Alumni of the Year by the National Association for Equal
Opportunity in Higher Education.



In fall 1988 she was one of a select group of intellectuals who were
featured in Bill Moyer's television series, "A World of Ideas." The
transcript of her conversation with Moyers has been published in his
book, A World of Ideas.





Dr. Wortham is author of The Other Side of Racism: A Philosophical
Study of Black Race Consciousness which analyzes how race
consciousness is transformed into political strategies and policy
issues. She has published numerous articles on the implications of
individual rights for civil rights policy, and is currently writing a
book on theories of social and cultural marginality.





Recently, she has published articles on the significance of
multiculturalism and Afrocentricism in education, the politics of
victimization and the social and political impact of political
correctness. Shortly after an interview in 2004 she was awarded
tenure.

No He Can't Either
by Anne Wortham

Fellow Americans,

Please know: I am black; I grew up in the segregated South. I did not
vote for Barack Obama; I wrote in Ron Paul's name as my choice for
president. Most importantly, I am not race conscious. I do not
require a black president to know that I am a person of worth, and
that life is worth living. I do not require a black president to love
the ideal of America .

I cannot join you in your celebration. I feel no elation. There is
no smile on my face. I am not jumping with joy. There are no tears
of triumph in my eyes. For such emotions and behavior to come from
me, I would have to deny all that I know about the requirements of
human flourishing and survival - all that I know about the history of
the United States of America , all that I know about American race
relations, and all that I know about Barack Obama as a politician. I
would have to deny the nature of the "change" that Obama asserts has
come to America . Most importantly, I would have to abnegate my
certain understanding that you have chosen to sprint down the road to
serfdom that we have been on for over a century. I would have to
pretend that individual liberty has no value for the success of a
human life. I would have to evade your rejection of the slender reed
of capitalism on which your success and mine depend. I would have to
think it somehow rational that 94 percent of the 12 million blacks in
this country voted for a man because he looks like them (that blacks
are permitted to play the race card), and that they were joined by
self-declared "progressive" whites who voted for him because he
doesn't look like them. I would have to wipe my mind clean of all
that I know about the kind of people who have advised and taught
Barack Obama and will fill posts in his administration - political
intellectuals like my former colleagues at the Harvard University
's Kennedy School of Government.

I would have to believe that "fairness" is the equivalent of justice.
I would have to believe that man who asks me to "go forward in a new
spirit of service, in a new service of sa crifice" is speaking in my
interest. I would have to accept the premise of a man that economic
prosperity comes from the "bottom up," and who arrogantly believes
that he can will it into existence by the use of government force. I
would have to admire a man who thinks the standard of living of the
masses can be improved by destroying the most productive and the
generators of wealth.

Finally, Americans, I would have to erase from my consciousness the
scene of 125,000 screaming, crying, cheering people in Grant Park,
Chicago irrationally chanting "Yes We Can!" Finally, I would have to
wipe all memory of all the times I have heard politicians, pundits,
journalists, editorialists, bloggers and intellectuals declare that
capitalism is dead - and no one, including especially Alan Greenspan,
objected to their assumption that the particular version of the
anti-capitalistic mentality that they want to replace with their own
version of anti-capitalism is anything remotely equivalent to
capitalism.

So you have made history, Americans. You and your children have
elected a black man to the office of the president of th e United
States , the wounded giant of the world. The battle between John
Wayne and Jane Fonda is over - and that Fonda won. Eugene McCarthy
and George McGovern must be very happy men. Jimmie Carter, too. And
the Kennedys have at last gotten their Kennedy look-a-like. The
self-righteous welfare statists in the suburbs can feel warm moments
of satisfaction for having elected a black person. So, toast
yourselves: 60s countercultural radicals, 80s yuppies and 90s
bourgeois bohemians. Toast yourselves, Black America. Shout your
glee Harvard, Princeton , Yale, Duke, Stanford, and Berkeley. You
have elected not an individual who is qualified to be president, but a
black man who, like the pragmatist Franklin Roosevelt, promises to -
Do Something! You now have someone who has picked up the baton of
Lyndon Johnson's Great Society. But you have also foolishly traded
your freedom and mine - what little there is left - for the chance to
feel good.

There is nothing in me that can share your happy obliviousness.