A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning
into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket
and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The biker jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square
on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumps back,
letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him
endlessly. A New York Times reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says,
"Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I saw a man do in my whole life."
The biker replies, "Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars.
I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted accordingly.” "Right," the reporter says,
"Well, I'm a journalist from the New York Times, and tomorrow's paper will have
this story on the front page....
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?"
The biker replies, "I'm a U.S.. Marine and a Republican."
The following morning the biker buys The New York Times to see if it indeed
brings news of his deed, and reads, on front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIG RANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Shaun, I love this. How could I post it on my blog witgh the live link?
Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: ronald walters
To: Sam Kegley
Sent: Wednesday, June 24, 2009 2:26 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOW!! WOW WOW!!
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ronald walters
Date: Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Subject: Re: Fw: WOW!! WOW WOW!!
To: Carol.Gutman@notes.udayton.edu
This was good, Carol
On Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM, wrote:
Turn up your volume and enjoy.
I don't know how they coordinated all of this, but it is SOMETHING!
I’m A Born Again American
http://www.bornagainamerican.org/
Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: ronald walters
To: Sam Kegley
Sent: Wednesday, June 24, 2009 2:26 PM
Subject: Fwd: Fw: WOW!! WOW WOW!!
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: ronald walters
Date: Wed, Jun 24, 2009 at 2:05 PM
Subject: Re: Fw: WOW!! WOW WOW!!
To: Carol.Gutman@notes.udayton.edu
This was good, Carol
On Mon, Jun 22, 2009 at 10:41 PM,
Turn up your volume and enjoy.
I don't know how they coordinated all of this, but it is SOMETHING!
I’m A Born Again American
http://www.bornagainamerican.org/
Thanks friend, Ronnie Walters, of P'Town
Dear Lord,*
*
Every single evening* *
As I'm lying here in bed,** **
This tiny little Prayer** **
Keeps running through my head:** **
God bless all my family** **
Wherever they may be,** **
Keep them warm** **
and safe from harm
For they're so close to me...
And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to **GOD.com*
*
Amen *
*
Every single evening* *
As I'm lying here in bed,** **
This tiny little Prayer** **
Keeps running through my head:** **
God bless all my family** **
Wherever they may be,** **
Keep them warm** **
and safe from harm
For they're so close to me...
And God, there is one more thing
I wish that you could do;
Hope you don't mind me asking,
Please bless my computer too.
Now I know that it's unusual
To Bless a motherboard,
But listen just a second
While I explain it to you, Lord.
You see, that little metal box
Holds more than odds and ends;
Inside those small compartments
Rest so many of my friends.
I know so much about them
By the kindness that they give,
And this little scrap of metal
Takes me in to where they live.
By faith is how I know them
Much the same as you.
We share in what life brings us
And from that our friendships grew.
Please take an extra minute
From your duties up above,
To bless those in my address book
That's filled with so much love.
Wherever else this prayer may reach
To each and every friend,
Bless each e-mail inbox
And each person who hits 'send'.
When you update your Heavenly list
On your own Great CD-ROM,
Bless everyone who says this prayer
Sent up to **GOD.com*
*
Amen *
From my sweet sister, Sharon.
I, Sam, proclaim myself to be a Christian. I do not claim to be holy myself, but that I want to follow Jesus Christ with my life, sinner that I am, but sinner that I do not want to be.
From Sharon:
When we were in Texarkana last week, there were signs in people's yards
that said, " America , prayer is our only hope" with 2 Chron. 7:14
underneath. We certainly need God's help!
I have no idea who started this, but I certainly agree with this
e-mail. I heard a preacher on TV tonight that said if will pray for our
nation that things will turn around
After a day of contemplation and soul searching, I have decided to
reach out to my friends and relatives and ask you to do something that
has been troubling me for a long time.
Our nation is/has been on the slippery slope for a long time. If you
look around you will find corruption, greed, moral decay, and a steady
move away from the things that made us great. The principles upon which
this nation was founded are no longer our backbone. However, we can
reverse this trend.
2 Chron. 7:14 In God's word he states,"If my people who are called by
my name will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from
their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their
sin and heal their land."
I am convinced that we must pray for our nation and its leaders and ask
for forgiveness. So I ask you to join me in this plea to our Lord.
Would you please send this to people in your address book (send it to
all of them); ask them to pray EVERYDAY. (25 to the only the 5th power
is 9,765,625 people.) IMAGINE if each person reaches TEN others.or all
TWENTY FIVE!
If you do and they comply, we will lift up millions and millions of
prayers a day to our Creator. He will hear us and in faith will answer.
Let me just add a quote from Ronald Reagan "If we ever forget that we
are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." I truly
believe this is why the United States of America is in the shape we are
in today. Most people have forgotten that we are one nation under God!
Let us as Christians stand up and remind people of this. ~ Have a
blessed day!
From Sharon:
When we were in Texarkana last week, there were signs in people's yards
that said, " America , prayer is our only hope" with 2 Chron. 7:14
underneath. We certainly need God's help!
I have no idea who started this, but I certainly agree with this
e-mail. I heard a preacher on TV tonight that said if will pray for our
nation that things will turn around
After a day of contemplation and soul searching, I have decided to
reach out to my friends and relatives and ask you to do something that
has been troubling me for a long time.
Our nation is/has been on the slippery slope for a long time. If you
look around you will find corruption, greed, moral decay, and a steady
move away from the things that made us great. The principles upon which
this nation was founded are no longer our backbone. However, we can
reverse this trend.
2 Chron. 7:14 In God's word he states,"If my people who are called by
my name will humble themselves and pray and seek my face and turn from
their wicked ways, then I will hear from heaven and will forgive their
sin and heal their land."
I am convinced that we must pray for our nation and its leaders and ask
for forgiveness. So I ask you to join me in this plea to our Lord.
Would you please send this to people in your address book (send it to
all of them); ask them to pray EVERYDAY. (25 to the only the 5th power
is 9,765,625 people.) IMAGINE if each person reaches TEN others.or all
TWENTY FIVE!
If you do and they comply, we will lift up millions and millions of
prayers a day to our Creator. He will hear us and in faith will answer.
Let me just add a quote from Ronald Reagan "If we ever forget that we
are one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under." I truly
believe this is why the United States of America is in the shape we are
in today. Most people have forgotten that we are one nation under God!
Let us as Christians stand up and remind people of this. ~ Have a
blessed day!
Monday, June 22, 2009
Clay Vice- We're turning the corner of 2907
We're heading to 3000 in a few days, Clay.
Thanks!
Many may not agree with my conservative politics, but I won't hide my thoughts on it. Some may just skip over and that is OK.
Sam
Thanks!
Many may not agree with my conservative politics, but I won't hide my thoughts on it. Some may just skip over and that is OK.
Sam
Thanks Marge Rusnak!
T H E F O R E H E A D D O T
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot (Bindi) on their
foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with
tradition
or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently
revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's
won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel
in America. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer
telephones and provide us with technical support.
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot (Bindi) on their
foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with
tradition
or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , D.C. has recently
revealed the true story.
When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.
On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's
won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel
in America. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer
telephones and provide us with technical support.
Mothers understand, Dave
Please excuse the rough language in the following story.....
> I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
>
>
> A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When
> they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
>
> "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
>
> "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
>
> Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we
> returned, Sam started using the most horrible language --
> things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful
> 4-letter words! You've got to take me home. . PLEASE MAMA!"
>
> "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to
> stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what
> could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
>
> "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,
> "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
>
> "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
> Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>
> Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama . . . he used words like:
> dust, wash, iron, cook"..........
>
> "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
> I would have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same.
>
>
> A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When
> they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
>
> "Well," said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
>
> "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic!"
>
> Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we
> returned, Sam started using the most horrible language --
> things I'd never heard before! I mean all these awful
> 4-letter words! You've got to take me home. . PLEASE MAMA!"
>
> "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! You need to
> stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what
> could be so awful? WHAT 4-letter words?"
>
> "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter,
> "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
>
> "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.
> Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!"
>
> Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama . . . he used words like:
> dust, wash, iron, cook"..........
>
> "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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