This is the quarterly index to my SamKat Blog from Mar-May, 2011
Contents
Impressions of our young... Thanks Terri Kushner! 16
Jesus ... Thanks John Bob Looney! 20
To all you OWLS... Thanks Carol and Clay Vice! 21
Deaf bookkeeper... Thanks Mr. Flores! 24
Do your part... Thanks Dr. Hovermale! 25
What has America become? 26
China, Landlord ... Thanks Judi Cole! 27
Things you probably didn't know... Thanks Tom & Carolyn! 29
Thanks, oh Mound Park Urchin of Wisdom, Bob Looney 35
Supreme Court got it wrong- Snyder vs. Phelps 37
Studs Terkel remembered in a play- Working- in Chicago 38
FW-Born a Lutheran, now a Catholic Thanks Judi Cole! 39
FW- Our Navy should never be thought of as arrogant 39
TN 's anti-shariah law heats up One-News Now 40
Thanks Judi... I think... Detroit's multiculturalism 42
Friday, March 04, 2011 45
Surgeons talking... Thanks Marge! 46
Tipton- our inside squealer- on Cal's SEC comment 47
Colleghe basketball coaches Salaries 49
Bud Day Medal of Honor winner... Thanks Nita! 51
FW- IF... Thanks Sonny! 55
Star Spangled Banner... Thanks Terry Krause! 60
Thanks for the hits! (Sam Kegley says) 60
Jesus' Death a must read.. Thanks Tom and Carolyn Lynch! 70
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Spine Demo & how vertebrae cause health problems THIS IS
SOMETH... 81
Short prayer for our country... thanks Marge Rusnak! 82
Sam and Jeanie and the SEC tournament with Judi Cole 82
P51 in WWII- Colonel Bruce Carr Thanks Ramey Hoskins! 83
Dave missed the SEC this year 93
Obama - honest article in WSJ 94
A Prinipal of principles... Thanks Sarah, Keith, and Pat! 100
USA, Canada and Christian values... Thanks Luis flores! 103
Born again Christian Ronald Reagan... SamKat 105
Ban film corpus Christi... Thanks Sarah Rapp! 106
Http vs https ... Thanks Marge. I have never noticed https 109
Portsmouth Daily Times- Trojans headed to Final Four 110
Former Trojan footballer, Jack H Plymale replies 114
Should Christians respect o 115
The ark... Thanks Sarah Taylor 119
Right vs. left... Thanks Bob Looney! 121
Irish Alsheimers Thanks Clay Vice! 122
Too far ahead? Thanks Judi Cole! 123
Fridays at the Pentagon... Thanks Sarah Rapp and Harold
Hewitt! 126
Virus warning! Thanks John Massey! 131
Thanks Sarah Rapp! Beware of this book! 132
Costs for Medicare under 0'care... Thanks Ron Walters! 133
FW- Rules for clotheslines... Thanks Bob Looney! 134
Burial at sea... Thanks Ramey Sonny Hoskins! 137
Fw- Beautiful Christian person... Thanks Pat Whitehead! 145
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Poprtsmouth- PHS 1950 Info & bkb! Thanks T & C! 147
I Want One 148
Circulate Give the US citizen representation in Govt. 150
Our Lord's Prayer... Thanks Clay! 152
Blonde and cow... Thanks T & C! 155
Congratulatory emails from good friends- UK62 OSU 60 156
Girl from Tennessee... Thanks Mr. Looney 158
True story- Thanks Ramey Sonny Hoskins! 158
Blonde Cop..,. Thanks Clay! 165
Lessons from football Thanks Dr. Hovermale! 167
Deal- Thanks Tom & Carolyn Lynch! 171
A picture for you! 173
UNBELIEVABLE photos from Japan 175
Watching tight bucketball games... Jack H Plymale 185
Men- Don't make women angry... Thanks Bob Looney 186
Jeanie loves cukes- I get heartburn Thanks Dr. Hovermale! 186
Crime and punishment... Thanks again Dr. H! 188
Sensitive stuff Dr. H again! 189
WWJD KY basketball fans prayer Thanks Judi Cole! 190
Teen ager's view into Heaven Thanks Tom & Carolyn! 190
Mortgages... Thanks Marge Rusnak! 194
Detroit- What is to become of our free nation? 197
Mammograms and dental x-rays Thanks Sharon and Roseann 201
Best Video of the Wave that Hit Japan 201
o and destruction of America Thanks Sonny! 202
Grace... Thanks Alma Holl! 204
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0 the compulsive liar Thanks Keith Brooker & Jack H 205
Please pass this on with great respect 210
Demoncrats and little o 211
Competition 212
Burn remedy... Thanks Sarah Rapp! 214
paraprasdokians... Thanks Lyle Shover! 215
Quicksand of democracy... Thanks Sonny! 219
Well, I never... Thanks John Bob Looney! 220
UK 55 UConn 56 Final Four Semi-ending 222
Charlie Reese's last column... Thanks Pat Whitehead! 223
Nita, If we have seen this on the blog before, Please forgive,
me. 259
The Pastor's son Thanks Dr. Hovermale! 260
Thanks to SamKat correspondents! From Sam Kegley 268
Pete Minego out of the hiospital 1955 Thanks Blaine Bierley! 269
Wisdom of Will Rogers... Thanks Pat Richards Whitehead! 271
o's roommate speaks out! Thanks Lou F. 273
John Hopkins Hospital- Cancer... Thanks Luis Flores! 277
Chuck Ealey using success to help youth Thanks Steve Tolford! 283
Son visited Israel... Thanks Sonny! 287
Watch out for this... Thanks Sarah Rapp! 288
Just sayin' Thaks Sarah Rapp! 291
Father-Daughter talk... Thanks John Bob! 295
Tha mule... Thanks Ralph Hovermale! 299
Chicago Cards play Spartans Wednesday night 302
All is not negative in the world... Thanks Sarah DuPuy Rapp! 304
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American solutions for Winning the Future 306
Friday, April 08, 2011 307
FW- Scotch with two drops of water- Thanks Dan Baird! 309
Constitutional Amendments Thanks Ray Springer! 312
Chilling letter to the President Thanks Luis Flores! 315
Re: Carolynne Vournazos, John's wife died. Clay Vice 319
Real change 2008-2009 Criminal acts Thanks Ramey!! 320
Questions about o Thanks Ramey! 327
Woman and wine... Thanks Judi Cole! 336
Woman and Wine... Thanks once more, Judi cole! 336
Deaf Italian bookkeeper... Thanks Ramey! 337
All Walk-On Teams at KY... Thanks Ms. Tyler Thompson, KSR ! 339
Cloward & Piven wikipedia- o's strategy for America 343
Marge likes this doctor's dietary advice 348
Deaf Italian bookkeeper... Jack P,Sonny H. and SamK. 350
RED SEA CROSSING... Thanks Alma Holl! 352
FW- Thanks for your time Bob Looney 356
Man has a bad day... Thanks John Bob Looney 364
1-25 of 264 Comments about SamKat blog 364
The Aussie version of creation ... Thanks Sonny H,! 369
Standard-hybrid-diesel? Thanks Marge Rusnak! 372
Driving hints Thanks Marge ! 373
The secret... Thanks Pat Richards (PHS 50) Whitehead! 375
Actual Craig's List ad Thanks Ramey Sonny Hoskins! 378
Senior Social- Reunion at hospital with neice Roseanne 379
Warning Car thieving scam... Thanks T & C! 379
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Memorial Day... Thanks Judi Cole! 384
The garage door and the "birdies"... Thanks Mr. Looney! 387
Red Skelton's recipe... Thanks Pat Whitehead! 392
FW- Hail Mary... Thanks Lyle Shover! 395
A little boy's explanation of God... Thanks Bob Looney! 396
Arizona... Thanks Clay Vice! 398
Four worms in church... Thanks Judi Cole! 399
Minister Bob Bender, Alma's friend, passes on 402
Monday, April 18, 2011 403
o should put his $ where his mouth is- Thanks Jeanie! 404
Two Brazilians and o 406
Bakken shale oil- North Dakota Thanks Clay vice! 406
Life has an expiration date... Thanks Luis Flores! 409
Dr. Walter Williams- o won't lose in 2012! 415
There must be a long line... Thanks T & C! 418
FW- Back at you brother... Thanks Tom & Carolyn! 419
Thursday, April 21, 2011 421
Laus Deo... Thanks Sarah Taylor! 426
The old dented bucket... Thanks Judi Cole 429
How to install a home security system... Thanks Pat Richards
Whiteh... 432
I am a Christian... Thanks Pat Whitehead! 432
Bee sting therapy... Thanks again, Pat Whitehead! 434
Friday, April 22, 2011 435
Keep UP! Thanks Ramey Sonny Hoskins! 441
The minorities must attack... I am for Chick-Filet! 442
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FW- An eighth grade education... Thanks Terri Kusner! 444
Beyond the blackboard- Hallmark Hall of Fame Sunday 449
FW- God and grass... Thanks Bob Looney! 451
Fw- God and grass... Thanks Mr. Looney! 451
The pharmacist's Monday morning... Thanks Pat Whitehead! 455
Happy Easter! Thanks Sarah DuPuy Rapp! 456
His nme is Jesus... Thanks Clay Vice! 457
FW- Chuckles Thanks Dr. Ralph Hovermale! 459
FW- Prayer request Lest we forget in political correctness 461
IRS Tax Humor... Thanks Mr. Shover 462
FW- Jim's Chicken farm 463
Thomas Jefferson... Thanks Jack H. Plymale! 464
The Green Thing... Thanks Clay Vice! 469
Lee Iacocca at 85- Thanks Alma Holl! 472
Doctor's results- Thanks John & Yvette! 475
Ugly fight brewing... Sam Kegley 476
An ode to English plurals- Thanks John Bob Looney! 477
Heaven and bran muffins... Thanks to a good friend! 479
FW- The twins 480
Sam and Jack H and Clay's 1933-1939 pics message 481
Civil war - Worst thing for America... SamKat 484
More on Rapp... Jackh 484
Thoughts from our 'leader' Thanks Luis Flores! 484
Re- The Sugar Bowl... Jack H Plymale & Sarah Rapp 487
Re- Clark Rapalee Jack H Plymale 488
Feng Shui made me do it... Thanks Luis Flores! 489
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Amazing 90! Thanks my good friend, Anon! 495
How to kill a mosquito... Very good, Marge Rusnak! 496
Perspective... Thanks Judi Cole! 497
Rev. Jesse Lee Paterson A black speaks about NO 498
o no moron, just extremly dishonest! Thanks Luis Flores! 502
FW- My kind of teacher... Thanks Clay Vice! 503
Why did Jesus fold the napkin? Thanks Clay Vice! 504
Bert Leach... Please help our friend, Blaine Bierley 507
osama bin laden dead! 508
usama bin laden dead- DNA confirmed his body 510
America the beautiful! osama bin laden is dead! 511
Gitmo boys cannot be happy with osama's death! 511
osama dead! he deserves NO capital letters! 511
Bert Leach draft by Blaine Bierley 512
Fox News story on the operation that klilled osama bin laden 515
Hot Chocolate 520
Foxnews Link 523
FW- Easter- A blonde view... Thanks Bob Looney! 523
Little known story at the Pentagon 911 Thanks Clay! 525
Hanoi Jane Thanks Tom & Carolyn Lynch! 526
Our taxes support these things... Thanks Dr. Hovermale! 529
Check all labels and buy American! Thanks T & C! 534
Re- Our taxes support these things From Jack H. P. 536
Death and the fork... Thanks Clay Vice! 537
IF-IF-IF Thanks John & Yvette Massey! 539
Smart A-- Answers... Thanks Judi Cole! 540
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Phyllis Easter Burns... Thanks Bob Looney! 546
FW- Older, Wiser, and Learning... Thanks Vices! 549
Price of gas around the world... Thanks Clay Vice! 553
Why God made moms... Thanks Carol and Clay! 555
non-representatives... Thanks Jack Plymale! 558
First speech by our next president... Thanks Doug! 559
Principal's announcement at a TN High School FB game 562
Er, uh, Clay. Some wonder why the warning before entering this
blog. 565
Psalm 23, My Favorite 565
Things to remember on Memorial Day 572
o's agenda is not for American citizenry... Thanks Doug brooke! 575
Bananas- Thanks Terri Kusner! 585
One of the Best Prayers... Thanks Clay! 592
Mother's Day... Abe Lincoln 596
Re- Bananas Jack H. Plymale 597
Satisfaction, not jubilation... Thanks for the link Alma Holl! 597
My time's up..,. Thanks Dan Baird! 600
Natural born citizens as Pres... Thanks Dan Baird! 601
First lady President 602
H.R. on board flight... thanks Luis flores! 604
Panetta issued order to kill osama... Thanks Luis Flores! 609
Why go to church? Thanks Bob Looney! 613
FW- My mother taught me... Thanks Mr. Looney! 616
Past 15,000 hits on SamKat blog 5-09-2011 620
Humans saving pilot whales... Thanks Sonny Hoskins! 620
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FW- Two clever nuns... Thanks Tom & Carolyn! 623
FW- My job search... Thanks Tom & Carolyn Lynch! 626
FW- OOPS... she will learn Thanks Luis flores! 628
FW- 2 Warnings- Please read! Thanks Luis Floreas! 629
Every Friday at the Pentagon... Thanks Terry Krause! 632
FWE- Hi Lord... Thanks Carol & Clay Vice! 634
Non-Representatives raping America! Thabnks Tom & Carolyyn! 635
Ducks quack- Eagles soar! Thanks Sharon Lundy! 646
Do The Dew 651
Veterans 651
For Veteran's Day: A vet who understands the enemy we face 652
FW- With fronds like these who needs enemas- Ramey 653
FW- Cowboy philosophy... Thanks Terry Krause! 655
July Calendar Thanks Lyle Shover! 658
FW- George, the Queen, and Vladimir Thanks T & C! 660
FW- Michelle Malkin on flight 1561 Thanks Dr. Hovermale! 661
Re- With fronds like these who needs enemas 663
The more you think the funnier it gets... Thanks Nita elliott! 665
FW- The Final Exam Thanks Doug Brooke! 665
Immigrants... Thanks Sarah DuPuy Rapp! 667
FW- Where is the Garden of Eden? Thanks Clay Vice! 668
Sunday, May 15, 2011 675
Think and digest the jews vs. the muslims- Dr. Hovermale 678
FW- Tick Removal... Thanks Clay! 688
Sony 2009 689
Flash mob 689
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FW- The dog Thanks Lyle Shover! 689
Stimulous... Thanks Priscilla Ware! 691
FW- Jails and nursing homes... Thanks Ramey Hoskins! 695
Change- b h o's book: Dreams from My Father 697
FW- A blue rose... Thanks Clay Vice! 698
3rd grader contest... Clay! Recycled 701
Talking dog- Cheap! Thanks Mr. Shover! 702
Noah and the flood T.J. Du Puy Sarah DuPuy Rapp's brother 703
Thoughts about Noah's flood... T.J. Du Puy 706
Trouble at the senior Center! Thanks Bob ! 718
Heart problems for a 66 year old friend, Dan Baird 719
Get o out of the presidency! Sam Kegley 722
Good news on Jim Fout Ashland, KY Thanks Jack H.! 722
North Viet Nam general says US media defeated us. 724
Butler coach says faith is something to practice not preach. 726
Tomorrow world ending Thanks Bob Looney! 731
More good of Jim Fout by his good friend Jack P. 731
FW- Looking forward to old age... Thanks Judi Cole! 732
A poem worth reading... Thanks Sarah Rapp! 734
o and auchwitz - 1967 Israeli borders -Netanyahu- NO! 738
Auction of Roy Rogers, memoborelia Thanks Jack P and Keith
B! 742
Golf story by Bob Looney! 747
Promises to keep... Thanks Luis Flores! 747
"So help us God"... Thanks Tom & Carolyn! 748
More Roy and Dale from Marge Rusnak! 750
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FW- Senior Texting Codes- Thanks Clay Vice! 751
MY DAUGHTER, Lisa... Bob Looney 753
FW- Holy Humor... Thanks Carol & clay! 754
FW- Italian Mother 757
The gym The wisdom of Clay! 758
Lea Duschinski fell but getting better... Thanks Jim Kegley! 758
AAADD... Thanks Carol & Clay Vice! 759
If a lizard can, why can't we?... Thanks Carol &Clay Vice! 763
Lisa Beamer- Teacher's story... Thanks Vices! 766
Thanks Mr. Vice! For my friend, Ted Truitt- This is why the
warni... 767
Jack P remembers Lea! 768
Gun owners like this... Thanks good Denison friend! 769
Mr. P and more Bible humor 770
Heaven or hell... Thanks Carol & Clay! 770
Economist's predictions Thanks Judi cole! 772
FW- Islam inm a nutshell Thanks Bob Looney! 782
Secret Service and the Presidents. Thanks Sarah Rapp! 789
FW- Best email of Memorial Day Thanks Tom & Carolyn! 791
Veteran Thanks Terry Krause! 794
Sunday, May 29, 2011 795
The pilot and the priest... thanks Terri Kusner! 797
Israeli speech to the UN Thanks Sarah Rapp! 799
Monday, May 30, 2011 800
Election 2012 is coming... Thanks Luis Flores! 803
Stupid statement... (presidential?)... Thanks Luis! 804
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Buchanan to obama... Thanks Keith B. and Jack H! 806
RE- OSU FB coach Jim Tressel Resigns 808
Monday, May 30, 2011 809
More Jim Tressel Thanks Sarah Rapp! and Jack H P.! 811
So much info gives me a headache Thanks PatW.! 813
More Tres by Sarah R. 818
Want to coach OSU FB? Thanks to KentuckySports Radio! 819
Tressel- A day for mixed emoptions... Thanks Sarah R.! 820
Old is just a state of mi9nd... Thanks Clay Vice! 821
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For Christian American readers of this blog:
I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.
The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!
A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:
"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."
Thanks Jack!
I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.
For Christian American readers of this blog:
I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.
The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!
A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:
"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."
Thanks Jack!
I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.
Friday, June 3, 2011
President's Day 2011-Ten year old grandson Thanks Judi!
Cute story!
10 yr old grandson:
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... Etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...
10 yr old grandson:
I was eating lunch on the 20th of February with my 10-year-old grandson and I asked him, "What day is tomorrow?"
He said "It's President's Day!"
He is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?" I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln ... Etc.
He replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose...
Thursday, June 2, 2011
Request of obama Thanks Judio Cole!
Dear President Obama,
I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and
foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August
20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no
longer a citizen.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister of Israel
I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request. First and
foremost, I will be asking that you return America to its August
20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no
longer a citizen.
Sincerely,
Benjamin Netanyahu
Prime Minister of Israel
Maxine sans cartoons... Thanks Carol & Clay Vice!
MAXINE AGAIN (Without her cartoons)
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.(how true)
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!Life is too short and friendsare too few!
BLESSED ARE THE CRACKED, FOR THEY LET IN THE LIGHT!
TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every damn minute of it.
3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
9. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck- is-the-room- spinning medicine.
12. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18. Procrastinate Now!
19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26. Ham and eggs... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.(how true)
27. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
28. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Appreciate every single thing you have, especially your friends!Life is too short and friendsare too few!
Proper fruit digesting- Dr. Oz Thanks Carol & Clay Vice!
Often these things are BS and I can't vouch for this one but perhaps it's worth considering? DC
DR. OZ on eating fruit !
Wow. This is truly enlightening. I thought it was going to be funny. But there are some very interesting healthy facts included here.
Read on.
EATING FRUIT
This is informative!
We all think eating fruit means just buying fruit, cutting it up and popping it into our mouths. It's not that easy. It's important to know how and when to eat fruit.
What's the correct way to eat fruit?
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUIT AFTER A MEAL! FRUIT SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
Eating fruit like that plays a major role in detoxifying your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.
FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.
Let's say you eat two slices of bread, then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it's prevented from doing so.
In the meantime, the whole meal rots and ferments, and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach, and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.
Eat your fruit on an empty stomach, or before your meal! You've heard people complain: Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc. This will not happen if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. Fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas. Hence, you bloat!
There's no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruit becomes alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruit, you have the Secret of Beauty, Longevity, Health, Energy, Happiness and normal weight.
When you need to drink fruit juice drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT the concentrated juice from the cans. Don't drink juice that has been heated. Don't eat cooked fruit; you don't get the nutrients at all. You get only the taste. Cooking destroys all of the vitamins.
Eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit-fast to cleanse your body. Eat fruit and drink fruit juice for just 3 days, and you will be surprised when your friends say how radiant you look!
KIWI: Tiny but mighty, and a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E and fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange!
AN APPLE a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants and flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C, thereby helping to lower the risk of colon cancer, heart attack and stroke.
STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit.. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits and protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals.
EATING 2 - 4 ORANGES a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent and dissolve kidney stones, and reduce the risk of colon cancer.
WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. Also a key source of lycopene, the cancer-fighting oxidant. Also found in watermelon: Vitamin C and Potassium.
GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, good for your eyes.
Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer!
Can you believe this? For those who like to drink cold water, this applies to you. It's nice to have a cold drink after a meal, however, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you've just consumed, which slows digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks.
HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE
Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they're asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Be careful, and be aware. The more we know, the better our chance to survive..
A cardiologist said if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.
It can even be your life!
DR. OZ on eating fruit !
Wow. This is truly enlightening. I thought it was going to be funny. But there are some very interesting healthy facts included here.
Read on.
EATING FRUIT
This is informative!
We all think eating fruit means just buying fruit, cutting it up and popping it into our mouths. It's not that easy. It's important to know how and when to eat fruit.
What's the correct way to eat fruit?
IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUIT AFTER A MEAL! FRUIT SHOULD BE EATEN ON AN EMPTY STOMACH.
Eating fruit like that plays a major role in detoxifying your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities.
FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.
Let's say you eat two slices of bread, then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it's prevented from doing so.
In the meantime, the whole meal rots and ferments, and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach, and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.
Eat your fruit on an empty stomach, or before your meal! You've heard people complain: Every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc. This will not happen if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. Fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas. Hence, you bloat!
There's no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruit becomes alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruit, you have the Secret of Beauty, Longevity, Health, Energy, Happiness and normal weight.
When you need to drink fruit juice drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT the concentrated juice from the cans. Don't drink juice that has been heated. Don't eat cooked fruit; you don't get the nutrients at all. You get only the taste. Cooking destroys all of the vitamins.
Eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit-fast to cleanse your body. Eat fruit and drink fruit juice for just 3 days, and you will be surprised when your friends say how radiant you look!
KIWI: Tiny but mighty, and a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E and fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange!
AN APPLE a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants and flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C, thereby helping to lower the risk of colon cancer, heart attack and stroke.
STRAWBERRY: Protective Fruit.. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits and protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals.
EATING 2 - 4 ORANGES a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent and dissolve kidney stones, and reduce the risk of colon cancer.
WATERMELON: Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. Also a key source of lycopene, the cancer-fighting oxidant. Also found in watermelon: Vitamin C and Potassium.
GUAVA & PAPAYA: Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene, good for your eyes.
Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer!
Can you believe this? For those who like to drink cold water, this applies to you. It's nice to have a cold drink after a meal, however, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you've just consumed, which slows digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
A serious note about heart attacks.
HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE
Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they're asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Be careful, and be aware. The more we know, the better our chance to survive..
A cardiologist said if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life.
It can even be your life!
For America, not illegals! Thanks Clay Vice!
America- Spit on her, burn her flag, set up mosques at Ground Zero. She worries about offending you. Quite a few of us don't feel like that anymore.
We say enough is enough! Have some humility when you get here or get out!
SamKat
Robert E. Lee watched as his friends died in the Civil War, my grandfather watched as his friends died in WW II, and my father watched as my friends died in Vietnam .
None of them died for the Mexican Flag.
Everyone died for the U.S. flag.
In Texas , a student raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole; another student took it down. Guess who was expelled...the kid who took it down.
Kids in high school in California were sent home on Cinco de Mayo because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.
Enough is enough.
The below e-mail message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .
We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough.
I'm taking a stand.
I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the U.S. flag can't stand up.
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.
Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
And, because I make This statement
DOES NOT
Mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY!
Welcome! To come through legally:
1. Get a sponsor!
2. Get a place to lay your head!
3.Get a job!
4.Live ByOURRules!
5.Pay YOURTaxes!
And
6.Learn theLANGUAGElike immigrants have in the past!!!
AND
7.Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime savings of Social Security Funds to you.
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
When will AMERICANS STOP giving awayTHEIR RIGHTS???
We've gone so far the other way...
bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
But it seems no one cares about the
AMERICAN CITIZEN
that's being offended!
WAKE UP America !!!
If You agree.... Pass this on.
If You don't agree.. Delete It!!!
We say enough is enough! Have some humility when you get here or get out!
SamKat
Robert E. Lee watched as his friends died in the Civil War, my grandfather watched as his friends died in WW II, and my father watched as my friends died in Vietnam .
None of them died for the Mexican Flag.
Everyone died for the U.S. flag.
In Texas , a student raised a Mexican flag on a school flag pole; another student took it down. Guess who was expelled...the kid who took it down.
Kids in high school in California were sent home on Cinco de Mayo because they wore T-shirts with the American flag printed on them.
Enough is enough.
The below e-mail message needs to be viewed by every American; and every American needs to stand up for America .
We've bent over to appease the America-haters long enough.
I'm taking a stand.
I'm standing up because the hundreds of thousands who died fighting in wars for this country, and for the U.S. flag can't stand up.
And shame on anyone who tries to make this a racist message.
Let me make this perfectly clear!
THIS IS MY COUNTRY!
And, because I make This statement
DOES NOT
Mean I'm against immigration!!!
YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, IN MY COUNTRY!
Welcome! To come through legally:
1. Get a sponsor!
2. Get a place to lay your head!
3.Get a job!
4.Live ByOURRules!
5.Pay YOURTaxes!
And
6.Learn theLANGUAGElike immigrants have in the past!!!
AND
7.Please don't demand that we hand over our lifetime savings of Social Security Funds to you.
If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending someone,
Then YOU'RE PART OF THE PROBLEM!
When will AMERICANS STOP giving awayTHEIR RIGHTS???
We've gone so far the other way...
bent over backwards not to offend anyone.
But it seems no one cares about the
AMERICAN CITIZEN
that's being offended!
WAKE UP America !!!
If You agree.... Pass this on.
If You don't agree.. Delete It!!!
Talking Pennsylvaninan... Thanks Marge Rusnak!
Kegleys originally migrated from Germany to PA and then George Kegley homesteaded in Wythville, VA. From there they came on into KY, WVa, Ohio, etc. I understand most of this "Langwitch' Marge, but then PA Dutch is another language all to itself.
Sam
TALKING "PENNSYLVANIAN"
The Strange Langwitch
baby coach- Noun. Chiefly Eastern Pennsylvania and Chesapeake Bay
A baby carriage
Lunch meat- noun- Called cold cuts elsewhere.
For those who think we Pennsylvanians 'talk funny' or use 'big words~ here's why ....
Once a Pennsylvanian, ALWAYS a Pennsylvanian!
About Pennsylvanians: You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly" and New Jersey has always been 'Jersey'...We don't go to the beach -- we go "down the shore."
You refer to Pennsylvania as 'PA' (pronounced Pee-Ay).
How many other states do that??
'You guys' (or even 'youze guys', in some places) is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men and women.
You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?' (Did you eat yet?)
You know that the Iggles play football and so do the Stillers.
You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre , Schuylkill , the Poconos,Tamaqua, Kutztown, Tunkahannock, Bala Cynwyd, Kishacoquillas, Duquesne and Monongahela, also Conshohocken.
And we know Lancaster is pronounced Lank-ister,not Lan-kaster.
You know what Mummers are, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade.
At least five people on your block have electric 'candles' in all or most of their windows all year long.
You know what a 'State Store' is, and your out-of-state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
Words like 'hoagie,' 'crick,' 'chipped ham,' 'dippy eggs', 'sticky buns,' 'shoo-fly pie,' 'lemon sponge pie', 'pierogies' and 'pocketbook' actually mean something to you. (By the way, that last one's PA slang for a purse!) I'll add the food "scapple."
You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know it comes in several colors.
You know the difference between a cheese steak and a pizza steak sandwich, and you know that you also can't get a really good one anywhere outside of the Philly area. (Except maybe in Atlantic City on the Boardwalk).
You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Paradise, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Mars, Bethlehem, Hershey, Indiana,Sinking Spring, Jersey Shore, State College, Washington Crossing, Jim Thorpe, Eighty-Four, King of Prussia, Wind Gap, and Slippery Rock are all PA towns ... and the first three were consecutive stops on the old Reading RR! (PS - That's pronounced
Redd-ing.)
You can identify drivers from New York , New Jersey , Maryland or other neighboring states by their unique and irritating driving habits.
A traffic jam in Lancaster County is 10 cars waiting to pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway. (And remember .... that's Lank-ister!)
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
As a kid, you built snow forts and leaf piles that were taller than you were.
You know beer doesn't grow in a garden, but you know where to find a beer garden.
You actually understand all this and send it out to other Pennsylvaniansor former Pennsylvanians. It's scary, isn't it!
YEAH! THAT'S GOOD OL' PA AND WE LOVE IT!
And send it to people that never lived in P-A and confuse them, because nice matters.
Youn's all play nice now once. I hafta make me some dippy eggs.
Sam
TALKING "PENNSYLVANIAN"
The Strange Langwitch
baby coach- Noun. Chiefly Eastern Pennsylvania and Chesapeake Bay
A baby carriage
Lunch meat- noun- Called cold cuts elsewhere.
For those who think we Pennsylvanians 'talk funny' or use 'big words~ here's why ....
Once a Pennsylvanian, ALWAYS a Pennsylvanian!
About Pennsylvanians: You've never referred to Philadelphia as anything but "Philly" and New Jersey has always been 'Jersey'...We don't go to the beach -- we go "down the shore."
You refer to Pennsylvania as 'PA' (pronounced Pee-Ay).
How many other states do that??
'You guys' (or even 'youze guys', in some places) is a perfectly acceptable reference to a group of men and women.
You know how to respond to the question "Djeetyet?' (Did you eat yet?)
You know that the Iggles play football and so do the Stillers.
You learned to pronounce Bryn Mawr, Wilkes-Barre , Schuylkill , the Poconos,Tamaqua, Kutztown, Tunkahannock, Bala Cynwyd, Kishacoquillas, Duquesne and Monongahela, also Conshohocken.
And we know Lancaster is pronounced Lank-ister,not Lan-kaster.
You know what Mummers are, and are disappointed if you can't catch at least highlights of the parade.
At least five people on your block have electric 'candles' in all or most of their windows all year long.
You know what a 'State Store' is, and your out-of-state friends find it incredulous that you can't purchase liquor at the mini-mart.
Words like 'hoagie,' 'crick,' 'chipped ham,' 'dippy eggs', 'sticky buns,' 'shoo-fly pie,' 'lemon sponge pie', 'pierogies' and 'pocketbook' actually mean something to you. (By the way, that last one's PA slang for a purse!) I'll add the food "scapple."
You not only have heard of Birch Beer, but you know it comes in several colors.
You know the difference between a cheese steak and a pizza steak sandwich, and you know that you also can't get a really good one anywhere outside of the Philly area. (Except maybe in Atlantic City on the Boardwalk).
You know that Blue Ball, Intercourse, Paradise, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Beaver, Moon, Virginville, Mars, Bethlehem, Hershey, Indiana,Sinking Spring, Jersey Shore, State College, Washington Crossing, Jim Thorpe, Eighty-Four, King of Prussia, Wind Gap, and Slippery Rock are all PA towns ... and the first three were consecutive stops on the old Reading RR! (PS - That's pronounced
Redd-ing.)
You can identify drivers from New York , New Jersey , Maryland or other neighboring states by their unique and irritating driving habits.
A traffic jam in Lancaster County is 10 cars waiting to pass a horse-drawn carriage on the highway. (And remember .... that's Lank-ister!)
You know several people who have hit deer more than once.
Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
As a kid, you built snow forts and leaf piles that were taller than you were.
You know beer doesn't grow in a garden, but you know where to find a beer garden.
You actually understand all this and send it out to other Pennsylvaniansor former Pennsylvanians. It's scary, isn't it!
YEAH! THAT'S GOOD OL' PA AND WE LOVE IT!
And send it to people that never lived in P-A and confuse them, because nice matters.
Youn's all play nice now once. I hafta make me some dippy eggs.
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