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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Friday, June 10, 2011

Monopoly game and its history Thanks Marge and Nana!

Sometimes when I sent emails out I get back a few emails from people that show the email was only partly right... I do not like snopes because they do not always have the "truth"... 8) so the next best thing is do a web search...and I did...so be it! This is true.




Click on to see mention in history of WWII....



Monopoly (game) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia





Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape...



Now obviously, one of the most helpful aids to that end is a useful and accurate map, one showing not only where stuff was, but also showing the locations of 'safe houses' where a POW on-the-lam could go for food and shelter.





Paper maps had some real drawbacks -- they make a lot of noise when you open and fold them, they wear out rapidly, and if they get wet, they turn into mush.



Someone in MI-5 (similar to America 's OSS ) got the idea of printing escape maps on silk. It's durable, can be scrunched-up into tiny wads, and unfolded as many times as needed, and makes no noise whatsoever.





At that time, there was only one manufacturer in Great Britain that had perfected the technology of printing on silk, and that was John Waddington, Ltd. When approached by the government, the firm was only too happy to do its bit for the war effort.





By pure coincidence, Waddington was also the U.K. Licensee for the popular American board game, Monopoly. As it happened, 'games and pastimes' was a category of item qualified for insertion into 'CARE packages', dispatched by the International Red Cross to prisoners of war.





Under the strictest of secrecy, in a securely guarded and inaccessible old workshop on the grounds of Waddington's, a group of sworn-to-secrecy employees began mass-producing escape maps, keyed to each region of Germany or Italy where Allied POW camps were located. When processed, these maps could be folded into such tiny dots that they would actually fit inside a Monopoly playing piece.





As long as they were at it, the clever workmen at Waddington's also managed to add:

1. A playing token, containing a small magnetic compass

2. A two-part metal file that could easily be screwed together

3. Useful amounts of genuine high-denomination German, Italian, and French currency, hidden within the piles of Monopoly money!





British and American air crews were advised, before taking off on their first mission, how to identify a 'rigged' Monopoly set -- by means of a tiny red dot, one cleverly rigged to look like an ordinary printing glitch, located in the corner of the Free Parking square.





Of the estimated 35,000 Allied POWS who successfully escaped, an estimated one-third were aided in their flight by the rigged Monopoly sets. Everyone who did so was sworn to secrecy indefinitely, since the British Government might want to use this highly successful ruse in still another, future war.



The story wasn't declassified until 2007, when the surviving craftsmen from Waddington's, as well as the firm itself, were finally honored in a public ceremony.



It's always nice when you can play that 'Get Out of Jail Free' card!



I realize most of you are (probably) too young to have any personal connection to WWII (Dec. '41 to Aug. '45), but this is still interesting.

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Elvis... Thanks John Robert Looney!

________________

Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in

Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation.

He has never been married and he is curious as to what an

American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to

the States before it is too late. He hops on the plane bound

for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas.

As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up

to him and exclaims, "Elvis! Oh my God! It's Elvis! I knew

you weren't dead Elvis! How have you been?"

Father looks at her and says, "Get outta me face. Can't you

see I'm not Elvis? I don't look a thing like Elvis."

The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in

his cab and he's a little upset so he tells the cabby,

"Take me to my hotel and step on it."

The cabby turns and says, "Sure thing sir - Oh my God! It's

Elvis! I knew you weren't dead! I'm your number one fan!

It's so great to see you!"

"Shut up, you imbecile. I'm not Elvis! Now turn around and

drive!" So the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father O'Malley

gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter.

"Oh my God! Oh my God! It's you!" screams the hotel clerk.

"You're back Elvis! I knew this day would happen. We saved

everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers,

peanut butter and fried banana sandwiches, masseurs,

complementary hookers and a full liquor bar!

I'm so glad you're back!"

Father O'Malley looks at the hotel clerk and says,

"Thank you.. Thank you very much!"
The mechanic makes more than $39,000 today and the Cardiologist is rarely the surgeon.  This is, nonetheless, a good story, although the heart is isolated on a by-pass machine while the critical heart operation proceeds.  I have had two four-by-pass operations with great admiration for the heart mechanics!

A good vehicle mechanic will just not get equivalent pay. 


A MECHANIC WAS REMOVING A CYLINDER HEAD FROM THE ENGINE OF A HARLEY




MOTORCYCLE WHEN HE SPOTTED A WELL KNOWN CARDIOLIGIST IN HIS SHOP.







THE CARDIOLOGIST WAS THERE WAITING FOR THE SERVICE MANAGER TO COME



AND TAKE A LOOK AT HIS BIKE WHEN THE MECHANIC SHOUTED ACROSS THE



GARAGE, "HEY DOC, WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS?"







THE CARDIOLOGIST, A BIT SURPRISED, WALKED OVER TO WHERE THE MECHANIC WAS



WORKING ON THE MOTORCYCLE, THE MNECHANIC STRAIGHTED UP, WIPED HIS HANDS



ON A RAG AND ASKED, "SO DOC, LOOK AT THIS ENGINE. I OPEN ITS HEART, TAKE THE



VALVES OUT, REPAIR ANY DAMAGE, AND THEN PUT THEM BACK IN, AND WHEN I FINISH,



IT WORKS JUST LIKE NEW. SO HOW COME I MAKE $39,000 A YEAR AND YOU GET



$800,000, WHEN YOU AND I ARE DOING BASICALLY THE SAME WORK?"







THE CARDIOLOGIST PAUSED, SMILED AND LEANED OVER , THEN WHISPERED TO THE



MECHANIC............."TRY DOING IT WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING."

Warm and fuzzy rereun from friend Bob Looney!

Sent: Wed, Jun 8, 2011 10:19 pm

Subject: Re: Marital Bliss



Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year,



And every year Bill would say,



" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter "



Blanche always replied,



" I know, Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks,



and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "



One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said,



" Blanche, I'm 85 years old.



If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance "



To this, Blanche replied,



" Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks "



The pilot overheard the couple and said,



" Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!



But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. "



Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went.



The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.



He did his daredevil tricks,



but still not a word...



When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said,



" By golly , I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.



I'm impressed! "



Bill replied,





" Well, to tell you the truth



I almost said something when Blanche fell out,



but you know,



Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! "

Grandma's apron... Thanks Pat Whitehead!

Sent: Tue, June 7, 2011 11:41:45 PM

Subject: FW: Grandma's Aprons


Love it!! This one is great!!

Notice that a "Medium" is a size 14 - 16







Remember making an apron in Home Ec? Read below:



The History of 'APRONS'









I don't think our kids

know what an apron is.

The principal use of Grandma's apron was to protect the dress underneath because she only had a few. It was also because it was easier to wash aprons than dresses and aprons used less material. But along with that, it served as a potholder for removing

hot pans from the oven.





It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears.







From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven.







When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids..







And when the weather was cold Grandma wrapped it around her arms.







Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow,

bent over the hot wood stove.







Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron.







From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables.

After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls.







In the autumn, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees.







When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much furniture that old apron could dust in a matter of seconds.







When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out onto the porch, waved her apron, and the men folk knew it was time to come in from the fields to dinner.





It will be a long time before someone invents something that will replace that 'old-time apron' that served so many purposes.







Send this to those who would know (and love) the story about Grandma's aprons.





REMEMBER:





Grandma used to set her hot baked apple pies on the window sill to cool. Her granddaughters set theirs on the window sill

to thaw.



They would go crazy now trying to figure out how many germs were on that apron.





I don't think I ever caught anything from an apron - but love...















When the power of love overcomes the love of power, there will be peace!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Women... Thanks Carol & Clay Vice!

God doesn't give you the people you want, He gives you the people you

NEED. To help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you

into the person you were meant to be.(this is so true!!! :>)





LOVE YOU!!!!! NOW YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK!!!!

IN 9 MINUTES SOMETHING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY, Time starts counting after you read the One Flaw in Women

BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL 9 SISTERS YOU LOVE THEM INCLUDING ME.. GO!!!!



One Flaw In Women



Women have strengths that amaze men.

They bear hardships and they carry burdens,

but they hold happiness, love and joy.



They smile when they want to scream.

They sing when they want to cry.

They cry when they are happy

and laugh when they are nervous.

They fight for what they believe in.

They stand up to injustice.



They don't take "no" for an answer

when they believe there is a better solution.



They go without so their family can have.

They go to the doctor with a frightened friend.



They love unconditionally.

They cry when their children excel

and cheer when their friends get awards.



They are happy when they hear about

a birth or a wedding.

Their hearts break when a friend dies.

They grieve at the loss of a family member,

yet they are strong when they

think there is no strength left.

They know that a hug and a kiss

can heal a broken heart.



Women come in all shapes, sizes and colours...



They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you

to show how much they care about you.



The heart of a woman is what

makes the world keep turning.



They bring joy, hope and love.

They have compassion and ideas.

They give moral support to their

family and friends.



Women have vital things to say

and everything to give..



HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,

IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.



Please pass this along to all your

women friends and relatives to remind them just

how amazing they are.

Short and sweet... Thanks Judi Cole!

He speaks out of both sides of his mouth!!






Interesting results when people take the time to look it up.



OBAMA'S OWN WORDS TRAP HIM:

2008: "Navy Seal Team 6 is Cheney's private assassination team."

2011: "I put together Seal Team 6 to take out Bin Laden."

2008: "Bin Laden is innocent until proven guilty, and must be captured alive and given a fair trial."

2011: "I authorized Seal Team 6 to kill Bin Laden."

2008: " Guantanamo is entirely unnecessary, and the detainees should not be interrogated."

2011: "Vital intelligence was obtained from Guantanamo detainees that led to our locating Bin Laden."

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"Thanking Obama for killing Osama bin Laden is like going into McDonald's and thanking Ronald McDonald for your hamburger.

You should be thanking the guy that actually cooked the hamburger, rather than giving credit to the clown!"

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