Number 3

Proof that you can't underestimate the creativeness of Canadian boys for mischief.





Considering all the brilliant, devious minds we had in high school, I don't know how we missed doing this.



At a high school in Saskatchewan, a group of students played a prank....they let three goats loose inside the school.



But before turning them loose, they painted numbers on the sides of the goats: 1, 2, and 4.



School Administrators spent most of the day looking for No. 3.

Perspective - Thanks Sharon Lundy!

There was


a blind girl who hated herself because she was blind. She

hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always

there for her. She told her boyfriend, 'If I could only see

the world, I will marry you.'



One day,

someone donated a pair of eyes to her. When the bandages

came off, she was able to see everything, including her

boyfriend.



He asked

her,'Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?' The

girl looked at her boyfriend and saw that he was b lind. The

sight of his closed eyelids shocked her. She hadn't expected

that. The thought of looking at them the rest of her life

led her to refuse to marry him.



Her

boyfriend left in tears and days later wrote a note to her

saying: 'Take good care of your eyes, my dear, for before

they were yours, they were mine.'



This is

how the human brain often works when our status changes.

Only a very few remember what life was like before, and who was always by their side in the most painful situations.





Life Is a

Gift



Today

before you say an unkind word - Think of someone who can't speak.



Before

you complain about the taste of your food - Think of someone who has nothing to eat..



Before

you complain about your husband or wife - Think of someone

who's crying out to GOD for a companion.



Today

before you complain about life - Think of someone who went

too early to heaven..



Before

whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who

walks the same distance with their feet.



And when

you are tired and complain about your job - Think of the

unemployed, the disabled, and those who wish they had your job.



And when

depressing thoughts seem to get you down - Put a smile on

your face and think: you're alive and still around..

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I PRAY

THIS MOVES AROUND

THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.....





THINK

FW: 521 Thanks Bob Looney!

Best prayer ever..




Relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on Christ. Allow God to be the only person on your mind while you read this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc., we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends, who pray together, stay together.

If you pray this prayer, change the number.









Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God.. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness



Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You.



Let me not whine and whimper over things I have no control over. Let me continue to see sin through God's eyes and acknowledge it as evil. And when I sin, let me repent, and confess with my mouth my wrongdoing, and receive the forgiveness of God.



And when this world closes in on me, let me remember Jesus' example -- to slip away and find a quiet place to pray. It's the best response when I'm pushed beyond my limits. I know that when I can't pray, You listen to my heart. Continue to use me to do Your will.



Continue to bless me that I may be a blessing to others. Keep me strong that I may help the weak.. Keep me uplifted that I may have words of encouragement for others. I pray for those who are lost and can't find their way. I pray for those who are misjudged and misunderstood. I pray for those who don't know You intimately. I pray for those who don't believe. But I thank you that I believe.



I believe that God changes people and God changes things. I pray for all my sisters and brothers. For every family member in their households. I pray for peace, love and joy in their homes that they are out of debt and all their needs are met..



I pray that every eye that reads this knows there is no problem, circumstance, or situation greater than God. Every battle is in Your hands for You to fight. I pray that these words be received into the hearts of every eye that sees them and every mouth that confesses them willingly..



This is my prayer.

In Jesus' Name,

Amen.





Don't ignore and God will bless you. Know that you are already blessed by the person who sent this to you.







DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE THE NUMBER IN

Air Force One- Arrogance rules! Thanks Luis!

Air Force One - arrogance rules






This is from Mark Knoller of CBS. The pilots and crew of Air Force One are flying more hours than a rookie on a beer run. They are tired of it too, and are adding more crew to Air Force-1, - I know this for a fact because I'm one of the instructors that trains the crews. Our company (Atlas Air) has had the Air Force-1 and E-4 contract for over two years and I've been doing it for about 8 months now.



Last year (2010) Obama flew in Air Force One 172 times, almost every other day.



White House officials have been telling reporters in recent days that the Democrat doesn't intend to hang around the White House quite so much in 2011. They explain he wants to get out more around the country because, as everyone knows, that midterm election shellacking on Nov. 2 had nothing to do with his health care bill, over-spending or other policies, and everything to do with Obama's not adequately explaining himself to his countrymen and women.



And with only 673 days remaining in Obama's never ending presidential campaign, the incumbent's travel pace will not likely slacken.



At an Air Force-estimated cost of $181,757 per flight HOUR (not to mention the additional travel costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime), that's a lot of frequent flier dollars going into Obama's carbon footprint.



We are privy to some of these numbers thanks to CBS' Mark Knoller, a bearded national treasure trove of presidential stats. According to Knoller's copious notes, during the last year, Obama made 65 domestic trips over 104 days, and six trips to eight countries over 22 days. Not counting six vacation trips over 32 days.



He took 196 helicopter trips, signed 203 pieces of legislation and squeezed in 29 rounds of left-handed golf.



Obama last year gave 491 speeches, remarks or statements. That's more talking than goes on in some entire families, at least from fatherly mouths.



In fact, even including the 24 days of 2010 that we never saw Obama in public, his speaking works out to about one official utterance every 11 waking hours. Aides indicate the "Real Good Talker" believes we need more.



Related: Obama spends nearly half his presidency outside Washington , plans to travel more



Related: Vacationer-in-Chief Spends $1.75 Million to Visit Hawaiian Chums



Obama has spent over $100 million taxpayer dollars flying around in Air Force One, and probably another $100 million on his entourage. Obama is just another tin-pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects.



And we seniors have to "tighten our belts" because we aren't getting a COLA again this year... and none last year!



THANKS TO ALL WHO HELPED PUT THIS GREEDY WINDBAG IN OFFICE!!



BE MORE CAREFUL NEXT TIME!!

Boy! Ain't it the truth! Thanks Lyle!

Boy! Ain't this the truth!




Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.





Let’s have a look at the evidence:





- No Christmas?

- No television?

- No nude women!?!

- No football?

- No pork chops?

- No hot dogs?

- No burgers?

- No beer!?!

- No bacon?

- Rags for clothes?

- Towels for hats?

- Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?

- More than one wife?

- More than one mother in law!?!

- You can't shave?

- Your wife can't shave?

- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?

- You wipe your butt with your hand?

- You cook over burning camel shit?

- Your wife is picked by someone else for you?

- and your wife smells worse than your donkey??

Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"??

Well no shit Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse…

Ludwig's SSN for o Thanks Dan Baird!

And The Plot Thickens …………………..




An intensive investigation has revealed the identity of the man whose Social Security number (SSN) is being used by President Obama: Jean Paul Ludwig, who was born in France in 1890, emigrated to the United States in 1924, and was assigned SSN 042-68-4425 (Obama's current SSN) in or about March 1977.



Ludwig lived most of his adult life in Connecticut . Because of that, his SSN begins with the digits 042, which are among only a select few reserved for Connecticut residents.



Obama never lived or worked in that state! Therefore, there is no reason on earth for his SSN to start with the digits 042. None whatsoever!



Now comes the best part! Ludwig spent the final months of his life in Hawaii, where he died.



Conveniently, Obama's grandmother, Madelyn Payne Dunham, worked part-time in the Probate Office in the Honolulu Hawaii Courthouse, and therefore had access to the SSNs of deceased individuals.



The Social Security Administration was never informed of Ludwig's death, and because he never received Social Security benefits there were no benefits to stop and therefore, no questions were ever raised.



The suspicion, of course, is that Dunham, knowing her grandson was not a U.S. citizen, either because he was born in Kenya or became a citizen of Indonesiaupon his adoption by Lolo Soetoro simply scoured the probate records until she found someone who died who was not receiving Social Security benefits, and selected Mr. Ludwigs Connecticut SSN for Obama.







Just wait until Trump gets past the birth certificate and onto the issue of Barry O's use of a stolen SSN. You will see leftist heads exploding, because they will have no way of defending Obama.



Although many Americans do not understand the meaning of the term "natural born" there are few who do not understand that if you are using someone else's SSN it is a clear indication of fraud.

Five best sentences... Thanks Luis Flores!

the 5 best sentences you'll ever read....



These are possibly the 5 best sentences you'll ever read:



1. You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by



legislating the wealth out of prosperity.



2. What one person receives without working for,



another person must work for without receiving.



3. The government cannot give to anybody, anything that



the government does not first take from somebody else.



4. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it!



5. When half of the people get the idea that they do not



have to work because the other half is going to take care



of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does



no good to work, because somebody else is going to get



what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any



nation.





Can you think of a reason for not sharing this?



Neither could I......