Noah's Ark ... Thx Bob L!

> Noah's Ark:   Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark.
>
> ONE : Don't miss the boat.
> TWO : Remember that we are all in the same boat!
> THREE : Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark .
> FOUR : Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may
> ask you to do something really big.
> FIVE : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
> SIX:   Build your future on high ground.
> SEVEN : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
> EIGHT : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on
> board with the cheetahs.
> NINE : When you're stressed, float awhile.
> TEN : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
> ELEVEN : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.
>
>
> Please pass this on to people you want to be blessed.
> Give it! Don't just get it!
>
> Most people walk in and out of your life,
> but FRIENDS leave footprints on your heart!
>

Medicare Part X ... Thx Marge R!

Medicare Part X - NEW SENIORS PROGRAM....             You're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?   Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot four Politicians!!   Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!   Need new teeth? No problem. Need new glasses? No problem. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They're all covered.   As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now.   And who will be paying for all of this? It's the same government that just told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a nursing home.   And you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you are at it. Just look how happy Mary is in the photo!   The best part of this program is now that you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay any taxes anymore.   Is this a great country or what?

Sad day for Lindsey Vonn ... thx Dr. H!

    Sad Day for Skier Lindsey Vonn

 

The International Olympic Committee announced today that it has taken back the gold medal previously awarded to American skier Lindsey Vonn and given it to U.S. President Barack Obama.

Olympic officials said Obama deserved the medal more than Vonn because no one has ever taken a country downhill faster than he has.

Old Age ... Thx Lyle S!

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I love you with telling responses ... Thx Lyle S!

I LOVE YOU, SWEETHEART!

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones and to read aloud the text message responses.

Here are some of the replies:

1. Who is this?

2. Are you sick?

3. I love you too.

4. What now? Did you crash your car
again?

5. I don't understand what you mean?

6. What did you do now?

7. ?!?

8. Don't beat around the bush, just tell me how much you need?

9. Am I dreaming?

10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. I thought we agreed we would not drink during the day.

12. Your mother is coming to stay isn't she?!

I just said a prayer for Jody McLeod of Raone County High School in Tennessee ... Thank you, Nita E!

At a Tennessee Football Game---not a joke

Christianity is now the target of persecution... I FIND IT INTERESTING THAT A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL CAN SEE THE PROBLEM, BUT OUR SOCIETY CANNOT. Tennessee Football This is a statement that was read over the PA system at the football game at Roane County High School , Kingston , Tennessee, by school principal, Jody McLeod "It has always been the custom at Roane County High School football games, to say a prayer and play the National Anthem, to honor God and Country." Due to a recent ruling by the Supreme Court, I am told that saying a Prayer is a violation of Federal Case Law. As I understand the law at this time, I can use this public facility to approve of sexual perversion and call it "an alternate life style," and, if someone is offended, that's OK. I can use it to condone sexual promiscuity, by dispensing condoms and calling it, "safe sex." If someone is offended, that's OK. I can even use this public facility to present the merits of killing an unborn baby as a "viable" means of birth control." If someone is offended, no problem... I can designate a school day as "Earth Day" and involve students in activities to worship religiously and praise the goddess, "Mother Earth", and call it "ecology.." I can use literature, videos and presentations in the classroom that depicts people with strong, traditional Christian convictions as "simple minded" and "ignorant" and call it "enlightenment.." However, if anyone uses this facility to honor GOD and to ask HIM to bless this event with safety and good sportsmanship, then Federal Case Law is violated. This appears to be inconsistent at best, and at worst, diabolical. Apparently, we are to be tolerant of everything and anyone, except GOD and HIS Commandments. Nevertheless , as a school principal, I frequently ask staff and students to abide by rules with which they do not necessarily agree. For me to do otherwise would be inconsistent at best, and at worst, hypocritical. I suffer from that affliction enough unintentionally. I certainly do not need to add an intentional transgression. For this reason, I shall "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's," and refrain from praying at this time. " However, if you feel inspired to honor, praise and thank GOD and ask HIM, in the name of JESUS, to bless this event, please feel free to do so.. B As far as I know, that's not against the law--yet." One by one, the people in the stands bowed their heads, held hands with one another and began to pray. They prayed in the stands. They prayed in the team huddles. They prayed at the concession stand and they prayed in the Announcer's Box! The only place they didn't pray was in the Supreme Court of the United States of America- the Seat of "Justice" in the "one nation, under GOD." Somehow, Kingston , Tennessee , remembered what so many have forgotten. We are given the Freedom OF Religion, not the Freedom FROM Religion Praise GOD that HIS remnant remains! JESUS said, "If you are ashamed of ME before men, then I will be ashamed of you before MY FATHER.." If you are not ashamed, pass this on . I'm not one bit ashamed to pass this on, are you? THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS! GOD BLESS EVERYONE WHO READS THIS AND PASSES IT ON.

OSU-Michigan Rivalry- Thx Clay V!