A very timely collection of thoughts.......
Sunday, September 21, 2014
Saturday, September 20, 2014
A Jewish Cab Driver ... Thx Lyle S!
A Jewish Cab Driver ... Thjx Lyle S!
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into
a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his
eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen
a naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you
sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well, if
you're not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell, M'am,
I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to
pay for dis ride?
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Monday, September 15, 2014
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The Pendulum Swings ... Foir the US and for Hillary ... SamKat
The Pendulum Swings
Times are certainly
changing
When I was young I
was a democrat
My mother never
talked politics
My dad had converted
to FDR
Families normally vote
with their parents if they vote at all
We were blue collar
Dad a railroader
while Mom raised ten kids
Blue collar workers
and all union workers
followed the liberal-Progressive line of the
democrats fairly blindly
As kids became
educated during the forties and fifties
By mainly
conservative teachers ,
Many, mainly
Christians, changed their thoughts to conservatism with truth sanctified
Never all of course,
but sufficiently so to create like- thinking voters
And politicians who
commanded unending funds
Steadily changed our
way of life
Upton Sinclair had
written “The Jungle” in 1906
Which profoundly
changed the meatpacking industry in Chicago and America due
to Teddy Roosevelt’s
presidential and congressional action
Selfishness ruins any
system man, and even God, has created
God stood alone in
not giving it its’ way.
The point is that the
selfishness of supposedly selfless
socialists
Created communist
systems in which the “Party”
Lived so much better
than the Proletariat, ostensibly in the USSR
(Union of Soviet
Socialist Russia), China, Cuba, Venezuela and several others.
The leaders proved by
their selfishness and control, that their own followers
Were privileged over
the proletariat
Thusly we live in a
continually worsening troubled world
Whereby the real
contributors (workers and earners) become fewer
While the followers
grow more and more as takers
until the system just
does not work
Some mistake God’s
own system as weak because
He stressed love and
caring
But our loving God
also has wrath much stronger than any fascist system
And as with Noah’s
Ark and the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah
God must be tiring of
His people’s iniquities
To the point of our
destruction although only He knows when
Our economy swings
From the apex on the left
where we need
socialistic steps to the Nadir on the bottom
where there is a very
temporary balance
to the apex on the
right where we need definite corrections
or a return to better
our system
We continue on our
economic swings
I pray for the
inevitable love and kindness of our Christian God
Sunday, September 14, 2014
Tolerance ... Thx Lyle S!
I love Canadians.
Tolerance
Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Ontario,
says, "I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against
another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal
of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious
beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
tolerance."
“That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy,"
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."
“Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called "Iraq of
Ribs."
“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
goods.”, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
“All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they
demand of us.” Yes we should promote tolerance, and you can do your
part by passing this on."
And if you are not laughing or smiling at this point... It is either
past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your
camel to bed!
past your bedtime, or it's midnight at the oasis and time to put your
camel to bed!
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