The cow, the ant, and the old ____ Thx, Major Kibitzer, Dr. H! He always gets me this way! SamKat

The cow, the ant and the old fart    A cow, an ant and an old fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them. The cow said, "I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!" The ant said, "I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!"     Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something.

Phenomenal places and beings in God's world here on earth ... Thx Clay V!

                                                                                                        The White Zebra, has blue eyes and golden stripes.

'The
cat without fear''

Hotel
Four Seasons Bora Bora.

Conservatory
of Musicin China

So
embrace the zebras

Kiss
in Paris

Each
year in February, the sun's angle is such
that Horsetail Falls waterfall lights like
fire. Yosemite, USA

Houseboat, Iceland.

Panda
scared after the earthquake in Japan embraced the leg
of a policeman.

Kalapana, Hawaii where
the sea meets the lava

Beijing Airport by
night

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Highway
in Japan with snow around more than 10 meters high.
Unbelievable.

 

Spectacular
rice fields in China

Austria's Green Lake is
a beautiful park in winter. The snow melts in summer and creates a
very clear lake.

Undersea
tunnel linking Sweden and Denmark

The
world's highest swimming pool is located in the
skyscraper Marina Bay Sands, Singapore.

Amazing
lightning storm over the Grand Canyon

“;The
road to Heaven” a place in Ireland where every two years
the stars align with the road.  (Ah, it’s a wonder that anyone
leaves Irland when there is a road to Heaven
in Ireland.)

World's
Largest Swimming Pool in San Alfonso, Chile. More than
1,000 yards long.

Crystal Palace, Madrid.

''
Heaven's Gate'', Zhangjiajie Tianmen
Mountain, China.

The
Northern Lights', Alaska.

Llamas
after fleecing

The
white owl, unbelievable.

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The
famous’;’ Rosa Moss Bridges “,
Ireland. (Have you been here?)

Eiffel Tower.
Romantic and beautiful Paris, France.

Sea
otters hold hands while they sleep.

Frozen
bubbles in the Canadian Rockies, Canada.

Spiral
cloud in the sky. An Iridescent Cloud in Himalaya.
Phenomenon observed on October 18, 2009. 

A
pink lake due to the harmless bacteria of Retba Lake,
north of the Cap
Vert peninsula of Senegal.

Infinite
Cave, Vietnam

Bet you didn't foresee this end ,,,. Thx Marge R!

BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING

 

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A tourist walked into a Chinese curio shop in San Francisco.

While looking around at the exotic merchandise, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized, bronze statue of a rat.

It had no price tag, but was so incredibly striking the tourist decided he must have it.

He took it to the old shop owner and asked, "How much for the bronze rat ?"

"Ahhh, you have chosen wisely! It is $12 for the rat and $100 for the story," said the wise old Chinaman.

The tourist quickly pulled out twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat, you can keep the story".

As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and had begun following him down the street. This was a bit disconcerting so he began walking faster.

A couple blocks later he looked behind him and saw to his horror the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.

Sweating now, the tourist began to trot toward San Francisco Bay.

Again, after a couple blocks, he looked around only to discover that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far as he could into the Bay.

Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after the bronze rat and were all drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop in Chinatown .

"Ahhh," said the owner, "You come back for story ?"

"No sir," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze muslim."

How should Christians opose satan ... Thx Titus Institute!

We, as human beings, do not have the strength in ourselves to stand against supernaturally powerful evil angels like Satan and his demons.
We are no match for Satan in our own power. But the Lord does have the power to defeat Satan and that’s whom we receive our power from.
Notice, in v. 10, it says “in the Lord and in his mighty power.” “In the Lord” means “in union with the Lord.” “To be strong in union with the Lord,” means “to receive spiritual strength from the Lord in our battle with Satan.” “His mighty power” refers to all God’s omnipotent and infinite power that He possesses. This means “Don’t flex your muscles, flex God’s muscles.”
God has unlimited power, Satan has limited power. God’s might is infinite. In Job 42:2, Job says, “I know that you can do anything and that no purpose of yours can be withheld from you.”
God is sovereign over Satan and rules over all his activities.

SamKat "I am a Tea Party guy"!

America's voters proved how stupid democracies can become in 2008 and 2012.  If they elect Hillary in 2016, they will once again contribute to America's decline.  The Republicans have many excellent candidates for 2016; however they may kill themselves off in the unending debates the republicans  insist upon.  I am for an open convention to pick their candidate.  I never like the special picks they put forward with so much PAC money to spend.  UNFORTUNATELY, THIS REPUBLIC HAS BECOME MORE ABOUT MONEY THAN CAPABILITY.   I am neither democrat nor republican.  I am a Tea Party guy and such have won elections for repubs in recent years.  I have attended Columbus Ohio gatherings in the last few years and have seen nothing of the sort bought by big money leftists in their demonstrations.  I have seen patrioticAmericans who want this country baack on the road to God's Greatest Country On This Green Earth (Thank you Michael Medvid of the Answer radio 98.9 FM in Columbus, Ohio.

SamKat

Cell Phone ... Thx Clay V!

Since everyone has a cell phone,

I couldn't pass up sending this cute e-mail.

Enjoy!!

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Linda. I'm on the train". "Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting". "No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss". "No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life". "Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!" Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly. When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone, "Linda, hang up the phone and come back to bed." Linda doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.

 

Bob Hope: An absolute must see ... Thx Judio C!

I had to share this with everyone.  Enjoy.....

 

 

    BOB HOPE: AN ABSOLUTE MUST SEE!

A true patriot.
Thanks for the memories      

 

Alan Alda first saw Bob Hope in WWII.  Until the day he died his Dad never ever missed a Bob Hope special.  Alan remembered him laughing and crying at every show but he never understood why.  Now he knows. A little travel back in time.  This might make your eyes wet! 

Those were the days…..jokes were funny, not disgusting.......and the girls were dressed to make them look pretty, not vulgar.

This is some priceless footage and It makes me thankful that I am old enough to have lived in the era of Bob Hope

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 http://biggeekdad.com/2011/02/bob-          skegley.blogspot.com