funny!
Thursday, June 9, 2016
Haircut ... Thx T. J. and Sarah R!
The Haircut
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as
to when they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided, he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut." The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair." (You're going to love the Dad's reply!) "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?" |
Wednesday, June 8, 2016
Things I would want if I got dementia ... Thx Pat W!
16 Things I Would Want If I Got Dementia
A heartfelt wish list from a dementia care worker
April 13, 2016
·Well Hello there.!!! there are days when I feel like I have( DEMENTIA) I always thought is was CRAFT, have a wonderful Day. CY
Credit: Getty ImagesPart of the TRANSFORMING LIFE AS WE AGE SPECIAL REPORT(This article appeared previously on AlzheimersReadingRoom.com.)When you work in dementia care, people tend to ask you a lot of questions. Probably one of the most common questions that I hear is, “Are you afraid to get dementia when you’re older?”Honestly, there are many things that scare me much more than dementia does. Don’t get me wrong: dementia is a terrible group of diseases. I’ve been fortunate, however, to see many of the beautiful moments that people with dementia can experience.Just in case I do get dementia, I’ve written a list of 16 rules I’d like to live by.If I get dementia, I’d like my family to hang this wish list up on the wall where I live:Rules for a Good Life
- If I get dementia, I want my friends and family to embrace my reality. If I think my spouse is still alive, or if I think we’re visiting my parents for dinner, let me believe those things. I’ll be much happier for it.
- If I get dementia, I don’t want to be treated like a child. Talk to me like the adult that I am.
- If I get dementia, I still want to enjoy the things that I’ve always enjoyed. Help me find a way to exercise, read and visit with friends.
- If I get dementia, ask me to tell you a story from my past.
- If I get dementia, and I become agitated, take the time to figure out what is bothering me.
- If I get dementia, treat me the way that you would want to be treated.
- If I get dementia, make sure that there are plenty of snacks for me in the house. Even now, if I don’t eat I get angry, and if I have dementia, I may have trouble explaining what I need.
- If I get dementia, don’t talk about me as if I’m not in the room.
- If I get dementia, don’t feel guilty if you cannot care for me 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It’s not your fault, and you’ve done your best. Find someone who can help you, or choose a great new place for me to live.
- If I get dementia, and I live in a dementia care community, please visit me often.
- If I get dementia, don’t act frustrated if I mix up names, events or places. Take a deep breath. It’s not my fault.
- If I get dementia, make sure I always have my favorite music playing within earshot.
- If I get dementia, and I like to pick up items and carry them around, help me return those items to their original places.
- If I get dementia, don’t exclude me from parties and family gatherings.
- If I get dementia, know that I still like receiving hugs or handshakes.
- If I get dementia, remember that I am still the person you know and love.
How politics works ... Thx Paul C!
Subject: How politics worksI told my son "I want you to marry a girl of my choice!"He said "NO!"I told him its Bill Gates daughter!!!!He said "OKAY!"Got in contact with Bill Gates & told him "I want your daughter to marry my son!"He said "NO!"Told him my son was the CEO of the World Bank!He said "OKAY!"Went to the President of the World Bank & told him to make my son CEO of the Bank!He said "NO!"Told him my son was Bill Gates Son in Law!He said "OKAY!"That's Exactly how Politics works.
Tuesday, June 7, 2016
White Paper Sculptures ... Thx Lyle S!
I almost skipped this one, but I'm glad I didn't. It's amazing!Calvin has worked for 25 years to perfect his medium of choice: paper. But he doesn�tjust draw on it. He shapes it to create intricate works of staggering detail and beauty.This particular series is appropriately titled, �Paper Zoo.�To make the art, he starts by observing real-life animals and their movements.He takes numerous sketches that he will later use as reference for his paper art.He then cuts up thousands of tiny pieces of paper and pastes them together to form each animal.The texture he is able to achieve with this technique is astounding.Given that he�s only working with white paper, the details must be exactly right in order to create the appropriate depth and shadowing.It�s incredibly delicate work.Each small piece can take many weeks to complete.While the bigger ones can take months or even years.His work has been featured in National Geographic, as well as numerous galleries and art shows all over the world.He uses X-ACTO knives, scalpels, and scissors in the construction of his critters.Fur is an especially difficult texture to create, so animals make for a distinct challenge.Feathers are also very hard to replicate.Just look at the texture on the hummingbird�s belly.They almost look like they could be alive!Calvin�s Facebook page and website feature a whole lot more of his amazing works should you wish to pursue his talents.Amazing.The commitment these amazing pieces of art require is just mind-blowing. Just imagine how frustrating it would be if you messed up a little detail on those pieces?
What talent!
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