Football sayings ... Thx Jim Ki!

FOOTBALL SAYINGS Guys, With football season upon us, I figured you boys would like this one. The fist half of quotes are inspirational and the others are barbed and very suitable to changing the subject of the barb to "Michigan" as much as you like.  Go Bucks! Dan "Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football" - John Heisman      "I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." – Bear Bryant / Alabama    "It isn't necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!” - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame      "At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money, and we don't have any." – Erik Russell / Georgia Southern    "The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it."  -  Lou Holtz / Arkansas - Notre Dame    "When you win, nothing hurts."  -  Joe Namath / Alabama    "A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall."  -  Frank Leahy / Notre Dame    "There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."  -  Woody Hayes / Ohio State    "I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation.  I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation."  -  Bob Devaney / Nebraska    "In Alabama , an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant."  -  Wally Butts / Georgia   "I never graduated from Iowa.  But I was only there for two terms - Truman's and Eisenhower's."  –  Alex Karras / Iowa    "My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.”  -  Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee    "I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades."  - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State   "Always remember Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David."  -  Shug Jordan / Auburn       "I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me ."   He said,"Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren't any good."  -  Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State  "Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel."  -  Bobby Bowden / Florida State  "Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport.  Dancing IS a contact sport."  -  Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State    After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to his team was, "All those who need showers, take them."  -  John McKay / USC    "If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”  -  Murray Warmath / Minnesota    "The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb.  To be a back, you only have to be dumb."   -  Knute Rockne / Notre Dame   "We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches."   -  Darrell Royal / Texas       "We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not  blocking."   -  John McKay / USC    "I've found that prayers work best when you have big players."   -  Knute Rockne / Notre Dame   Ohio State 's Urban Meyer on one of his players:"He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words.”   Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.   What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? Drool.   How many Michigan State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a sophomore course.   How did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk? The cow fell on him.   Two Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods. One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."The other looked up in the sky and said,"Where?" What do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit? "Will the defendant please rise."   If three Rutgers football players are in the same car, who is driving? The police officer.   How can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend? There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.   What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth.   University of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week; the other half will have to dress themselves.   How is the Kansas football team like an opossum? They play dead at home and get killed on the road.   Why did the Tennessee linebacker steal a police car? He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.

Greatest Quote Ever ... Thx Dr. Ralph H!

GREATEST QUOTE EVER . . . . . . . . .

 

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Try this with a straight face...

You may need to read this several times...  I love the caricature! You don't wanna pass this one up!

Pass it on to all in your

directory! Even to our liberal "friends."

  It's the greatest quote EVER!

"My accomplishments as Secretary of State? Well, I'm glad you asked! 

My proudest accomplishment in which I take the most pride, mostly because of the opposition it faced early on, you know. The remnants of prior situations and mind-sets that were too narrowly focused in a manner whereby they may have overlooked the bigger picture, and we didn't do that, and I'm proud of that. Very proud. I would say that's A major accomplishment."

- Hillary Clinton 11 March 2014

Could someone please tell me what she just said?  And she is running for President???

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obama cat stings ... Thx Judi C!

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Interesting comparison ... Thanks Sarah R and T. J.!

*I wonder, most of us would not have believed this without this comparison.

Interesting read. Best if viewed full screen.....*

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He that hath truth on his side is a fool as well as a coward if he is afraid to own it because of other men's opinions - Defoe

Portsmouth Flood Wall Murals In a slow drive by ... Terrific Denny R1

Thanks Denny R!  The concept of putting Portsmouth history on the gray concrete flood wall was exceptional.  So many yards of otherwise plain wall with so many years history of our home Town!  BETTER appreciated with this slow drive by.

Got this from Facebook group site

https://www.facebook.com/PortsmouthOhioViewsByMichaelToller/videos/855422204577330/

Sound quote for governing for the ages ... Thx Paul C!

“The Budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome will become bankrupt. People must again learn to work instead of living on public assistance." - 

 Cicero, 55 BC  
 
 
So, evidently we've learned NOTHING over the past 2,071 years.

Redneck Love Poem ... Thx Dr. Ralph H!

ehz A Redneck Love Poem

Ah, life in Mississippi , isn’t it wonderful?