Subject: Gonorrhea Lectim - warning
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God Bless America . In God We Trust.
The Deadly Gonorrhea Lectim Strain
The United States Center for Contagious Disease Control has issued a level 1 warning about a new virulent strain that has been quickly spreading. The disease is contracted through dangerous high-risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim, and is pronounced "gonna re-elect them."
Research has confirmed that most victims contracted this dangerous and destructive disease after having been screwed in November 2008.
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how destructive this disease has become and have further learned that it is easily cured .....
by simply voting out all incumbents!
In spite of the perils, Pelosi, Reid and Obama are working in secret legislation to place Gonorrhea Lectim on the endangered species list to assure its survival.
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For Christian American readers of this blog:
I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.
The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!
A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:
"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."
Thanks Jack!
I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.
For Christian American readers of this blog:
I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.
The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!
A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:
"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."
Thanks Jack!
I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.
Monday, February 8, 2010
Long- You should read this anyway. And think about this recent history of the USA
Thanks Dr. Hovermale!
I am not the student of history that Dr. Kaizer is by any means. I think what he is saying is scary and true.
Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: Ralph Hovermale
To: Ralph Hovermale
Sent: Saturday, February 06, 2010 6:33 PM
Subject: What if he is right?!!
Just about scary. How do you see it?
Regards,
Ralph
Subject: FW: What if he is right?!!
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Another perspective:
He attended Harvard University , graduating in 1969 with a B.A. in history.
He then spent several years more at Harvard, gaining a PhD in history, which
he obtained in 1976. He served in the Army Reserve from 1970 to 1976.
He is a professor in the Strategy and Policy Department of the United States
Naval War College . He has previously taught at Carnegie Mellon, Williams
College and Harvard University . Kaiser's latest book, The Road to Dallas,
about the Kennedy assassination, was just published by Harvard University
Press.
Dr. David Kaiser
History Unfolding
I am a student of history. Professionally, I have written 15 books on
history that have been published in six languages, and I have studied
history all my life. I have come to think there is something monumentally
large afoot, and I do not believe it is simply a banking crisis, or a
mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes these exist, but they are merely
single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a
sharper focus.
Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I
know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it.
Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within
our country that has been evolving for about ten to fifteen years. The pace
has dramatically quickened in the past two.
We demand and then codify into law the requirement that our banks make
massive loans to people we know they can never pay back? Why?
We learned just days ago that the Federal Reserve, which has little or no
real oversight by anyone, has "loaned" two trillion dollars (that is
$2,000,000,000,000) over the past few months, but will not tell us to whom
or why or disclose the terms. That is our money. Yours and mine. And that is
three times the $700 billion we all argued about so strenuously just this
past September. Who has this money? Why do they have it? Why are the terms
unavailable to us? Who asked for it? Who authorized it? I thought this was a
government of "we the people," who loaned our powers to our elected leaders.
Apparently not.
We have spent two or more decades intentionally de-industrializing our
economy. Why?
We have intentionally dumbed down our schools, ignored our history, and no
longer teach our founding documents, why we are exceptional, and why we are
worth preserving. Students by and large cannot write, think critically,
read, or articulate. Parents are not revolting, teachers are not picketing,
school boards continue to back mediocrity. Why?
We have now established the precedent of protesting every close election
(violently in California over a proposition that is so controversial that it
simply wants marriage to remain defined as between one man and one woman.
Did you ever think such a thing possible just a decade ago?) We have
corrupted our sacred political process by allowing unelected judges to write
laws that radically change our way of life, and then mainstream Marxist
groups like ACORN and others to turn our voting system into a banana
republic. To what purpose?
Now our mortgage industry is collapsing, housing prices are in free fall,
major industries are failing, our banking system is on the verge of
collapse, social security is nearly bankrupt, as is Medicare and our entire
government. Our education system is worse than a joke (I teach college and I
know precisely what I am talking about) - the list is staggering in its
length, breadth, and depth.. It is potentially 1929 x ten...And we are at
war with an enemy we cannot even name for fear of offending people of the
same religion, who, in turn, cannot wait to slit the throats of your
children if they have the opportunity to do so.
And finally, we have elected a man that no one really knows anything about,
who has never run so much as a Dairy Queen, let alone a town as big as
Wasilla, Alaska. All of his associations and alliances are with real
radicals in their chosen fields of employment, and everything we learn about
him, drip by drip, is unsettling if not downright scary (Surely you have
heard him speak about his idea to create and fund a mandatory civilian
defense force stronger than our military for use inside our borders? No? Oh,
of course. The media would never play that for you over and over and then
demand he answer it. Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter and $150,000 wardrobe
are more important.)
Mr. Obama's winning platform can be boiled down to one word: Change. Why?
I have never been so afraid for my country and for my children as I am now.
This man campaigned on bringing people together, something he has never,
ever done in his professional life. In my assessment, Obama will divide us
along philosophical lines, push us apart, and then try to realign the pieces
into a new and different power structure. Change is indeed coming. And when
it comes, you will never see the same nation again.
And that is only the beginning.
As a serious student of history, I thought I would never come to experience
what the ordinary, moral German must have felt in the mid-1930s In those
times, the "savior" was a former smooth-talking rabble-rouser from the
streets, about whom the average German knew next to nothing. What they
should have known was that he was associated with groups that shouted,
shoved, and pushed around people with whom they disagreed; he edged his way
onto the political stage through great oratory. Conservative "losers" read
it right now.
And there were the promises. Economic times were tough, people were losing
jobs, and he was a great speaker. And he smiled and frowned and waved a lot.
And people, even newspapers, were afraid to speak out for fear that his
"brown shirts" would bully and beat them into submission. Which they did -
regularly. And then, he was duly elected to office, while a full-throttled
economic crisis bloomed at hand - the Great Depression. Slowly, but surely
he seized the controls of government power, person by person, department by
department, bureaucracy by bureaucracy. The children of German citizens were
at first, encouraged to join a Youth Movement in his name where they were
taught exactly what to think. Later, they were required to do so. No Jews of
course,
How did he get people on his side? He did it by promising jobs to the
jobless, money to the money-less, and rewards for the military-industrial
complex. He did it by indoctrinating the children, advocating gun control,
health care for all, better wages, better jobs, and promising to re-instill
pride once again in the country, across Europe, and across the world. He did
it with a compliant media - did you know that? And he did this all in the
name of justice and change. And the people surely got what they voted for.
If you think I am exaggerating, look it up. It's all there in the history
books.
So read your history books. Many people of conscience objected in 1933 and
were shouted down, called names, laughed at, and ridiculed. When Winston
Churchill pointed out the obvious in the late 1930s while seated in the
House of Lords in England (he was not yet Prime Minister), he was booed into
his seat and called a crazy troublemaker. He was right, though. And the
world came to regret that he was not listened to.
Do not forget that Germany was the most educated, the most cultured country
in Europe. It was full of music, art, museums, hospitals, laboratories, and
universities. And yet, in less than six years (a shorter time span than just
two terms of the U. S. presidency) it was rounding up its own citizens,
killing others, abrogating its laws, turning children against parents, and
neighbors against neighbors. All with the best of intentions, of course. The
road to Hell is paved with them.
As a practical thinker, one not overly prone to emotional decisions, I have
a choice: I can either believe what the objective pieces of evidence tell me
(even if they make me cringe with disgust); I can believe what history is
shouting to me from across the chasm of seven decades; or I can hope I am
wrong by closing my eyes, having another latte, and ignoring what is
transpiring around me.
I choose to believe the evidence. No doubt some people will scoff at me,
others laugh, or think I am foolish, naive, or both. To some degree, perhaps
I am. But I have never been afraid to look people in the eye and tell them
exactly what I believe-and why I believe it.
I pray I am wrong. I do not think I am. Perhaps the only hope is our vote in
the next elections.
David Kaiser
Jamestown , Rhode Island
United States
Pass this along. Perhaps it will help to begin the awakening of America as
to where we are headed.......
I am not the student of history that Dr. Kaizer is by any means. I think what he is saying is scary and true.
Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: Ralph Hovermale
To: Ralph Hovermale
Sent: Saturday, February 06, 2010 6:33 PM
Subject: What if he is right?!!
Just about scary. How do you see it?
Regards,
Ralph
Subject: FW: What if he is right?!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another perspective:
He attended Harvard University , graduating in 1969 with a B.A. in history.
He then spent several years more at Harvard, gaining a PhD in history, which
he obtained in 1976. He served in the Army Reserve from 1970 to 1976.
He is a professor in the Strategy and Policy Department of the United States
Naval War College . He has previously taught at Carnegie Mellon, Williams
College and Harvard University . Kaiser's latest book, The Road to Dallas,
about the Kennedy assassination, was just published by Harvard University
Press.
Dr. David Kaiser
History Unfolding
I am a student of history. Professionally, I have written 15 books on
history that have been published in six languages, and I have studied
history all my life. I have come to think there is something monumentally
large afoot, and I do not believe it is simply a banking crisis, or a
mortgage crisis, or a credit crisis. Yes these exist, but they are merely
single facets on a very large gemstone that is only now coming into a
sharper focus.
Something of historic proportions is happening. I can sense it because I
know how it feels, smells, what it looks like, and how people react to it.
Yes, a perfect storm may be brewing, but there is something happening within
our country that has been evolving for about ten to fifteen years. The pace
has dramatically quickened in the past two.
We demand and then codify into law the requirement that our banks make
massive loans to people we know they can never pay back? Why?
We learned just days ago that the Federal Reserve, which has little or no
real oversight by anyone, has "loaned" two trillion dollars (that is
$2,000,000,000,000) over the past few months, but will not tell us to whom
or why or disclose the terms. That is our money. Yours and mine. And that is
three times the $700 billion we all argued about so strenuously just this
past September. Who has this money? Why do they have it? Why are the terms
unavailable to us? Who asked for it? Who authorized it? I thought this was a
government of "we the people," who loaned our powers to our elected leaders.
Apparently not.
We have spent two or more decades intentionally de-industrializing our
economy. Why?
We have intentionally dumbed down our schools, ignored our history, and no
longer teach our founding documents, why we are exceptional, and why we are
worth preserving. Students by and large cannot write, think critically,
read, or articulate. Parents are not revolting, teachers are not picketing,
school boards continue to back mediocrity. Why?
We have now established the precedent of protesting every close election
(violently in California over a proposition that is so controversial that it
simply wants marriage to remain defined as between one man and one woman.
Did you ever think such a thing possible just a decade ago?) We have
corrupted our sacred political process by allowing unelected judges to write
laws that radically change our way of life, and then mainstream Marxist
groups like ACORN and others to turn our voting system into a banana
republic. To what purpose?
Now our mortgage industry is collapsing, housing prices are in free fall,
major industries are failing, our banking system is on the verge of
collapse, social security is nearly bankrupt, as is Medicare and our entire
government. Our education system is worse than a joke (I teach college and I
know precisely what I am talking about) - the list is staggering in its
length, breadth, and depth.. It is potentially 1929 x ten...And we are at
war with an enemy we cannot even name for fear of offending people of the
same religion, who, in turn, cannot wait to slit the throats of your
children if they have the opportunity to do so.
And finally, we have elected a man that no one really knows anything about,
who has never run so much as a Dairy Queen, let alone a town as big as
Wasilla, Alaska. All of his associations and alliances are with real
radicals in their chosen fields of employment, and everything we learn about
him, drip by drip, is unsettling if not downright scary (Surely you have
heard him speak about his idea to create and fund a mandatory civilian
defense force stronger than our military for use inside our borders? No? Oh,
of course. The media would never play that for you over and over and then
demand he answer it. Sarah Palin's pregnant daughter and $150,000 wardrobe
are more important.)
Mr. Obama's winning platform can be boiled down to one word: Change. Why?
I have never been so afraid for my country and for my children as I am now.
This man campaigned on bringing people together, something he has never,
ever done in his professional life. In my assessment, Obama will divide us
along philosophical lines, push us apart, and then try to realign the pieces
into a new and different power structure. Change is indeed coming. And when
it comes, you will never see the same nation again.
And that is only the beginning.
As a serious student of history, I thought I would never come to experience
what the ordinary, moral German must have felt in the mid-1930s In those
times, the "savior" was a former smooth-talking rabble-rouser from the
streets, about whom the average German knew next to nothing. What they
should have known was that he was associated with groups that shouted,
shoved, and pushed around people with whom they disagreed; he edged his way
onto the political stage through great oratory. Conservative "losers" read
it right now.
And there were the promises. Economic times were tough, people were losing
jobs, and he was a great speaker. And he smiled and frowned and waved a lot.
And people, even newspapers, were afraid to speak out for fear that his
"brown shirts" would bully and beat them into submission. Which they did -
regularly. And then, he was duly elected to office, while a full-throttled
economic crisis bloomed at hand - the Great Depression. Slowly, but surely
he seized the controls of government power, person by person, department by
department, bureaucracy by bureaucracy. The children of German citizens were
at first, encouraged to join a Youth Movement in his name where they were
taught exactly what to think. Later, they were required to do so. No Jews of
course,
How did he get people on his side? He did it by promising jobs to the
jobless, money to the money-less, and rewards for the military-industrial
complex. He did it by indoctrinating the children, advocating gun control,
health care for all, better wages, better jobs, and promising to re-instill
pride once again in the country, across Europe, and across the world. He did
it with a compliant media - did you know that? And he did this all in the
name of justice and change. And the people surely got what they voted for.
If you think I am exaggerating, look it up. It's all there in the history
books.
So read your history books. Many people of conscience objected in 1933 and
were shouted down, called names, laughed at, and ridiculed. When Winston
Churchill pointed out the obvious in the late 1930s while seated in the
House of Lords in England (he was not yet Prime Minister), he was booed into
his seat and called a crazy troublemaker. He was right, though. And the
world came to regret that he was not listened to.
Do not forget that Germany was the most educated, the most cultured country
in Europe. It was full of music, art, museums, hospitals, laboratories, and
universities. And yet, in less than six years (a shorter time span than just
two terms of the U. S. presidency) it was rounding up its own citizens,
killing others, abrogating its laws, turning children against parents, and
neighbors against neighbors. All with the best of intentions, of course. The
road to Hell is paved with them.
As a practical thinker, one not overly prone to emotional decisions, I have
a choice: I can either believe what the objective pieces of evidence tell me
(even if they make me cringe with disgust); I can believe what history is
shouting to me from across the chasm of seven decades; or I can hope I am
wrong by closing my eyes, having another latte, and ignoring what is
transpiring around me.
I choose to believe the evidence. No doubt some people will scoff at me,
others laugh, or think I am foolish, naive, or both. To some degree, perhaps
I am. But I have never been afraid to look people in the eye and tell them
exactly what I believe-and why I believe it.
I pray I am wrong. I do not think I am. Perhaps the only hope is our vote in
the next elections.
David Kaiser
Jamestown , Rhode Island
United States
Pass this along. Perhaps it will help to begin the awakening of America as
to where we are headed.......
Thanks to Jeanie's and my friend, Debbie Russell, raised in Portsmouth OH
Debbie,
I got this fine, only $135, on my way to Portsmouth just above Lucasville on Rt. 23 two years ago. I knew nothing about it THEN! The patrol car crowded the right access lane rather than being on the birm. It is a politician's-designed road trap which effectively raises our taxes. I was not speeding; was within the 55mph posted speed limit.
Patrol and police have the main duty to protect the innocent citizens who pay far too much in taxes already.
We citizens should find out which politico invents and signs for these new laws to trap and fine us. The 'elitists' should be voted out of office all over this previously great country.
No New Taxes!
Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: debbie
Sent: Saturday, February 06, 2010 4:01 PM
Subject: FW: A NEW LAW - NO JOKE!
This law doesn't appear to be that new, actually. According to the moveoveramerica.com website below, it went into effect in 2007 in Calif, and 2002 in Ohio. Also, the website states that New York is included in states that don't have the law.
Bill
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A NEW LAW WE SHOULD ALL KNOW.IF NOT IT CAN COST YOU BIG BUCKS..........
FYI~
The New 'Move Over' Traffic Law
Few Know About
1-23-10
If a patrol car is pulled over to the side of the road, you have to change to the next lane (away from the stopped vehicle) or slow down by 20 mph.......
Every state except Hawaii and Maryland and the D.C. has this law.
In California, the "Move-over" law became operative on January 1, 2010. http://www.moveoveramerica.com/
My son got a ticket on Pleasant Hill coming back from Wal-Mart. police car (turned out it was 2 police cars) was on the side of the road giving a ticket to someone else. My son slowed down to pass but did not move into the other lane.
The second police car immediately pulled him over and gave him a ticket. My son and I had never heard of the law. It is a fairly new law that states if any emergency vehicle is on the side of the road, if you are able, you are to move into the far lane.
The cost of the ticket was $754, with 3 points on your license and a mandatory court appearance. I do not know how much the fine is in CA but it is too stiff to not let you know Please let everyone you know that drives about this new law.
I got this fine, only $135, on my way to Portsmouth just above Lucasville on Rt. 23 two years ago. I knew nothing about it THEN! The patrol car crowded the right access lane rather than being on the birm. It is a politician's-designed road trap which effectively raises our taxes. I was not speeding; was within the 55mph posted speed limit.
Patrol and police have the main duty to protect the innocent citizens who pay far too much in taxes already.
We citizens should find out which politico invents and signs for these new laws to trap and fine us. The 'elitists' should be voted out of office all over this previously great country.
No New Taxes!
Sam
----- Original Message -----
From: debbie
Sent: Saturday, February 06, 2010 4:01 PM
Subject: FW: A NEW LAW - NO JOKE!
This law doesn't appear to be that new, actually. According to the moveoveramerica.com website below, it went into effect in 2007 in Calif, and 2002 in Ohio. Also, the website states that New York is included in states that don't have the law.
Bill
------------------------------------
A NEW LAW WE SHOULD ALL KNOW.IF NOT IT CAN COST YOU BIG BUCKS..........
FYI~
The New 'Move Over' Traffic Law
Few Know About
1-23-10
If a patrol car is pulled over to the side of the road, you have to change to the next lane (away from the stopped vehicle) or slow down by 20 mph.......
Every state except Hawaii and Maryland and the D.C. has this law.
In California, the "Move-over" law became operative on January 1, 2010. http://www.moveoveramerica.com/
My son got a ticket on Pleasant Hill coming back from Wal-Mart. police car (turned out it was 2 police cars) was on the side of the road giving a ticket to someone else. My son slowed down to pass but did not move into the other lane.
The second police car immediately pulled him over and gave him a ticket. My son and I had never heard of the law. It is a fairly new law that states if any emergency vehicle is on the side of the road, if you are able, you are to move into the far lane.
The cost of the ticket was $754, with 3 points on your license and a mandatory court appearance. I do not know how much the fine is in CA but it is too stiff to not let you know Please let everyone you know that drives about this new law.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Good news from Sharon, my sister and Cory Lubndy's paternal grandmother
Hi all,
I couldn't get on my computer yesterday for some weird reasons??? I
went to the doctor yesterday and I do have a slow growing kind of
cancer called follicular lymphoma. Because I am feeling fine and have
no other symptoms except the lumps in my neck (I have others in
different parts of my body too) the doctor has advised me not to do
anything right now and wait until I start showing symptoms. Makes
sense to me. Why make myself sick if I don't have too? So I guess it
is good news - bad news. I will have followup appts. every three
months.
Thanks for keeping me in your prayers as well as Cory. Cory is
improving more each day. They have him doing rehabilitation most of
the day. He is talking now and feeding himself a little. He walks
some too. His short-term memory is not there yet but they say that is
the last to come back. I have been given two miracles this month - I
am blessed!
Love,
Sharon
I couldn't get on my computer yesterday for some weird reasons??? I
went to the doctor yesterday and I do have a slow growing kind of
cancer called follicular lymphoma. Because I am feeling fine and have
no other symptoms except the lumps in my neck (I have others in
different parts of my body too) the doctor has advised me not to do
anything right now and wait until I start showing symptoms. Makes
sense to me. Why make myself sick if I don't have too? So I guess it
is good news - bad news. I will have followup appts. every three
months.
Thanks for keeping me in your prayers as well as Cory. Cory is
improving more each day. They have him doing rehabilitation most of
the day. He is talking now and feeding himself a little. He walks
some too. His short-term memory is not there yet but they say that is
the last to come back. I have been given two miracles this month - I
am blessed!
Love,
Sharon
Thanks ex-Sciotoville Postmaster, Bob Looney!
Eddie Marsh is a corn-fed brother-in-law to my good friend, Bob Looney. If you want a punny, Eddie is the man!
----- Original Message -----
From: GolfJL@aol.com
To: skegley@columbus.rr.com
Sent: Friday, February 05, 2010 10:15 PM
Subject: SAM--I THINK EDDIE IS BACK!!!!
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's
Day?
"I find you very attractive."
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because kidneys would look pretty gross!
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
"You're fun to hang around with."
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
"I love you a ton!"
What would you get it you crossed a blonde with the God of
love?
A stupid cupid!
Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
She didn't suit his taste!
----- Original Message -----
From: GolfJL@aol.com
To: skegley@columbus.rr.com
Sent: Friday, February 05, 2010 10:15 PM
Subject: SAM--I THINK EDDIE IS BACK!!!!
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine!
What did the man with the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!"
Did you hear about the romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love.
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What do you call a very small valentine?
A valentiny!
What did Frankenstein say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!"
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hogs and kisses!
Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
It was Valenswine's Day!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet on Valentine's
Day?
"I find you very attractive."
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because kidneys would look pretty gross!
What did one light bulb say to the other?
"I love you a whole watt!"
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
Ughs and kisses!
What did the bat say to his Valentine?
"You're fun to hang around with."
What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
"I'm sweet on you!"
Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!
What did the elephant say to his Valentine?
"I love you a ton!"
What would you get it you crossed a blonde with the God of
love?
A stupid cupid!
Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
She didn't suit his taste!
Friday, February 5, 2010
Obama's "muslim heritage in America" comment in Cairo
----- Original Message -----
From: luis flores
Sent: Friday, February 05, 2010 5:00 PM
Subject: Muslim contribution to American heritage
Muslim contribution to American heritage
Barack Obama said, in his Cairo speech:
"I know, too that Islam has always been a part of America's story."
HERE IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE IN AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT:
Dear Mr. Obama:
Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?
Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.
Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry
again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.
Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution?
Declaration of Independence ? Bill of Rights? Didn't think so..
Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ? No.
Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ?
No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest
traffickers in human slavery. Your own 'half brother,' a devout Muslim,
still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to
black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot of what the Muslim world
really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage" doesn't it Mr. Obama?
Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not
present. There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by
side with Martin Luther King Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil
Rights.
Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era? Again,
not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to
men in the Islamic culture. So much so that often they are beaten for not
wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family
member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights aren't
they?
Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf
Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the
troops and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews.
Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001? If they
weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field
in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were
rejoicing in the middle east. No one can dispute the pictures shown from
all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other
cable news network's that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses
you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June 4th were stone
cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval
for the acts of that day.
And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America
And now we can add November 5, 2009-- the slaughter of American soldiers
at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was
supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and
Afghanistan . That, Mr. Obama is the "Muslim heritage" in America .
From: luis flores
Sent: Friday, February 05, 2010 5:00 PM
Subject: Muslim contribution to American heritage
Muslim contribution to American heritage
Barack Obama said, in his Cairo speech:
"I know, too that Islam has always been a part of America's story."
HERE IS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN'S RESPONSE IN AN OPEN LETTER TO THE PRESIDENT:
Dear Mr. Obama:
Were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed?
Funny, I thought they were Native American Indians.
Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Sorry
again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.
Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution?
Declaration of Independence ? Bill of Rights? Didn't think so..
Did Muslims fight for this country's freedom from England ? No.
Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ?
No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest
traffickers in human slavery. Your own 'half brother,' a devout Muslim,
still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to
black Muslims as "pug nosed slaves." Says a lot of what the Muslim world
really thinks of your family's "rich Islamic heritage" doesn't it Mr. Obama?
Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not
present. There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by
side with Martin Luther King Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil
Rights.
Where were Muslims during this country's Woman's Suffrage era? Again,
not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to
men in the Islamic culture. So much so that often they are beaten for not
wearing the 'hajib' or for talking to a man who is not a direct family
member or their husband. Yep, the Muslims are all for women's rights aren't
they?
Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf
Hitler. The Muslim grand mufti himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the
troops and accepted support from the Nazi's in killing Jews.
Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001? If they
weren't flying planes into the World Trade Center , the Pentagon or a field
in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were
rejoicing in the middle east. No one can dispute the pictures shown from
all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other
cable news network's that day. Strangely, the very "moderate" Muslims who's asses
you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo , Egypt on June 4th were stone
cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval
for the acts of that day.
And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the "rich heritage" Muslims have here in America
And now we can add November 5, 2009-- the slaughter of American soldiers
at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who is a doctor and a psychiatrist who was
supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and
Afghanistan . That, Mr. Obama is the "Muslim heritage" in America .
Thanks Sarah Taylor- Where to meet for dinner
Subject: elderly dinner decision
Dinner Decisions
A group of 40 year old buddies discussed where they should meet for
dinner...
Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the waiters and waitresses there were very young and very
hot.
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine
selection was good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet
and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible
and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
Dinner Decisions
A group of 40 year old buddies discussed where they should meet for
dinner...
Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View
restaurant because the waiters and waitresses there were very young and very
hot.
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine
selection was good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet
and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible
and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at
the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
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