Baloons- Thanks Fred RTamsey!

Fred Ramsey, still of Portsmouth and PHS 55, recently lost his daughter, Carole Lee, PHS 76.

PS:  I am truly sorry that I cannot presently add the picture to this blog post.  I have added it onto my computer as the screen saver.  I am praying for the soul of your daughter and have confidence in the "advocator" of us all, Jesus Christ.





Fred,



God bless you and your family, Fred, even in the loss of your daughter, Carole Lee Ramsey. I am sure that she is more valuable than a very beautiful and colorful baloon.





We are all kids who love the beautiful things of life!






Great attitude! Keep the faith!



Sam



----- Original Message -----




From: Fred Ramsey



Sent: Sunday, June 06, 2010 23:47





Subject: BALLOONS






I always loved a balloon.........................Fred









>> THIS IS FOR YOU! Read









>>> under the photo too!





 Life is too short to wake up with regrets.









 Love the people who treat you right.









 Forget about the ones who don't.









 Believe everything happens for a reason.








 If you get a second chance, grab it with both hands.









 If it changes your life, let it.









 Nobody said life would be easy.









 They just promised it would be worth it.






 Friends are like balloons.









 Once you let them go, you can't get them back.









 So I'm gonna tie you to my heart so I never lose you.









Send these balloons to your friends.









 You must also return it to me.









 If four balloons are returned to you,








 something you have been waiting for a long time will happen!!!!

DUI WV style- Thanks Judi cole!

Betty, that's pretty clever!






On Sun, Jun 6, 2010 at 9:12 PM, judith Cole wrote:







Subject: Fw: DUI - WEST VIRGINIA STYLE




Only a person in West Virginia could think of this.



From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Clarksburg , WV after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.



The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.



He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.



Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.



He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.



At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.



The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered abreathalyzer test.





To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!



Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station.



This breathalyzer equipment must be broken.'



'I doubt it,' said the truly proud Redneck. 'Tonight I'm the designated decoy.'

FWD: Hi !

----- Original Message -----

From: Clay Vice

Sent: Thursday, June 03, 2010 07:53

Subject: Fw: [Fwd: Fw: Hi]









Is this how HE will look when

HE comes back for us?? !!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!!

Isn't this the most awe inspiring

picture you've ever seen?



I am sending HIM to you because

you are a Special Person in my life. When HE gets to your computer,

please escort HIM to the next

points on HIS journey.



Please don't allow HIM

to sleep in your inbox.

The message HE is carrying

is so very important and

needs to continue on its journey.

May GOD bless you

as you do this.

AMEN

+ + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + +



Jesus is walking around the world via e-mail...

Say a prayer,

and then pass HIM

on to Bless others.



Our assignment is to

love others and

spread the Gospel

throughout the world!

Have a Blessed Day

and reach out and touch someone's life today!

I just did.



"With GOD...

ALL things

are possible."

Matthew 19:26



"If we ever forget that we're one nation under God,

then we will be a nation gone under.." Ronald Reagan

GOD BLESS

Mexican Oysters Thanks John Massey!

Mexican Oysters



A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' The waiter replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning.A delicacy! The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry, senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.' The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.' The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.

Heart Attack Info- Do Not Lie down

Thanks Bob Looney and Ron Walters, Mound Park Urchins.






From: ronald walters

Subject: Fwd: Fw: HEART ATTACK Do Not Lie Down






Heart Attack info



Just a reminder to all: purchase a box, keep one in your car, pocketbook, wallet, bedside, etc.











Something that we can do to help ourselves, nice to know.

Bayer is making crystal aspirin to dissolve under the tongue. They work much faster than the tablets.



Why keep aspirin by your bedside?

About Heart Attacks



There are other symptoms of an heart attack besides the pain on the left arm.

One must also be aware of an intense pain on the chin, as well as nausea and lots of sweating, however these symptoms may also occur less frequently.

Note: There may be NO pain in the chest during a heart attack... The majority of people (about 60%) who had a heart attack during their sleep, did not wake up. However, if it occurs, the chest pain may wake you up from your deep sleep.



If that happens, immediately dissolve

two aspirins in your mouth and swallow them with a bit of water .

Afterward :

CALL 911

- say "heart attack!"

- say that you have taken 2 aspirin

- phone a neighbor or a family member who lives very close by

- take a seat on a chair or sofa near the front door, and wait for their arrival and...

~ DO NOT lie down ~



A Cardiologist has stated that, if each person, after receiving this e-mail, sends it to 10 people, probably one life can be saved!



I have already shared the information- - What about you?



Do forward this message; it may save lives!

Thanks Alma! Happened throughout history!

----- Original Message -----

From: Holl, Alma J

To: undisclosed-recipients:

Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 14:25

Subject: Average men . . . .









The truly and deliberately evil men are a very small minority; it is

the appeaser who unleashes them on mankind; it is the appeaser’s

intellectual abdication that invites them to take over. When a

culture’s dominant trend is geared to irrationality, the thugs win

over the appeasers. When intellectual leaders fail to foster the

best in the mixed, unformed, vacillating character of people at

large, the thugs are sure to bring out the worst. When the ablest

men turn into cowards, the average men turn into brutes.



Ayn Rand.

Jail vs. nursing home- Thanks Chuck Ludwig!

----- Original Message -----

From: chuck37642@aol.com

Sent: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 00:56

Subject: Fwd: Jail vs. Nursing Home.





- Food for thought:



Let's put the seniors in jail, and the criminals in a nursing home.



This way the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.







They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.



Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.



A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.



They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P.J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.



Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.



Each senior could have a P.C., T.V., Radio, and daily phone calls.



There would be a board of directors, to hear complaints, and the guards would have a code of conduct, that would be strictly adhered to.



The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone, and unsupervised.



Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.



Live in a tiny room, and pay $5000.00 per month and have no hope of ever getting out. Justice for all.






Leave the woodpile a little higher than you found it.