Sunday, July 3, 2011
Internet TV - Thanks Marge Rusnak!
No Sam, no scam. This is true. You can check this out with Humor Webby.com
This man lives in Canada and I get his newsletter. He checks everything out before
putting on his site. I will forward you one of his newsletters; they come out daily.
Marge But this is sure cheaper than paying cable tv which I have and cost me
$85.00 a month. I have complained to Cox Communications which is what Fairfax
County has and we cannot get another company in our county; after my complaint,
they lowered my bill to $65.00 or so. The bill for July will have the new charge.
But I am not interested in sitting in front of my computer to watch tv programs. I
like my living room tv instead. I don't watch much tv anyway, so I will see how this
cox communications does me and if I get fed up with, I will give this internet
tv a try for a year. $30.60 a year ain't bad, I just think it is somekind of promotion
to get people in to connect on. In another year or so there will probably be more
fees added on or monthly fee for the service. Time will tell.
Marge
In a message dated 7/2/2011 5:15:43 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, skegley@columbus.rr.com writes:
Looks very interesting, Marge. do you know of any results? Could it be a scam?
Sam
From: Kanzurem@aol.com
Sent: Saturday, July 02, 2011 01:32
To: amberose88@aol.com ; cbhm25@verizon.net ; skegley@columbus.rr.com ; pdanielmba@hotmail.com ; Margaretctr@cox.net ; junesteel@bellsouth.net ; jknowl21@yahoo.com ; kymilainen29@hotmail.com
Subject: Check this out: Internet TV one time fee $30.60 and no monthly fees Humor webby
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Internet TV
100% LEGAL and BEST Internet TV product on the market. Over 3500 channels for a one time fee of under $30 60 day money back guarantee! User friendly interface and absolute maximum number of TV channels! Internet TV is also a perfect Father's Day gift, that will actually get used!
All times are GMT. The time now is 06:51 AM.
This man lives in Canada and I get his newsletter. He checks everything out before
putting on his site. I will forward you one of his newsletters; they come out daily.
Marge But this is sure cheaper than paying cable tv which I have and cost me
$85.00 a month. I have complained to Cox Communications which is what Fairfax
County has and we cannot get another company in our county; after my complaint,
they lowered my bill to $65.00 or so. The bill for July will have the new charge.
But I am not interested in sitting in front of my computer to watch tv programs. I
like my living room tv instead. I don't watch much tv anyway, so I will see how this
cox communications does me and if I get fed up with, I will give this internet
tv a try for a year. $30.60 a year ain't bad, I just think it is somekind of promotion
to get people in to connect on. In another year or so there will probably be more
fees added on or monthly fee for the service. Time will tell.
Marge
In a message dated 7/2/2011 5:15:43 A.M. Eastern Daylight Time, skegley@columbus.rr.com writes:
Looks very interesting, Marge. do you know of any results? Could it be a scam?
Sam
From: Kanzurem@aol.com
Sent: Saturday, July 02, 2011 01:32
To: amberose88@aol.com ; cbhm25@verizon.net ; skegley@columbus.rr.com ; pdanielmba@hotmail.com ; Margaretctr@cox.net ; junesteel@bellsouth.net ; jknowl21@yahoo.com ; kymilainen29@hotmail.com
Subject: Check this out: Internet TV one time fee $30.60 and no monthly fees Humor webby
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Internet TV
100% LEGAL and BEST Internet TV product on the market. Over 3500 channels for a one time fee of under $30 60 day money back guarantee! User friendly interface and absolute maximum number of TV channels! Internet TV is also a perfect Father's Day gift, that will actually get used!
All times are GMT. The time now is 06:51 AM.
Saturday, July 2, 2011
The last nickel... Thanks Dan Baird!
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the Internal Revenue Service.'
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
'No,' the woman replied. I'm with the Internal Revenue Service.'
Just sayin' after a little thinkin'... SamKat
Item 17 of the "How big is Wal-Mart?" post says 92 % of all products Wal-Mart sells comes from China. Another recent post indicated that China is building a city of fifty square miles south of Boise, Idaho- as a manufacturing center. Our post-industrial economy has shifted goods making chores to China. How soon before China will become the world's market for many Chinese goods made in this country? Our non-representatives of this once great and blessed America and our citizens' own selfish pragmatism have sold us down the river unless the Tea Party can show true effectiveness.
Older... Thanks again, Marge Rusnak!
Warning- these are funny here, but better if you receive them by email because pictures are part of the items.
SamKat
Subj: Older...LOL
The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!
SamKat
Subj: Older...LOL
The Importance of walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
home at $4,000 per month.
My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old
and we have no idea where the hell he is.
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.
The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
I joined a health club last year,
spent about 250 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there!
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
I know I got a lot of exercise
the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
AND
Every time I start thinking too much
about how I look,
I just find a pub with a Happy Hour
and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them!
It will save you the walk!
Parrot bought at auction... Thanks Marge Rusnak!
A nice old lady went to an auction sale. There she was
attracted to a parrot in a gilded cage. The parrot was large,
very healthy looking and exquisitely colored. The old lady was
so attracted by the parrot's appearance that she couldn't help
but bid on it.
She bid, determined to have the parrot, but another bidder
competed and drove the price very high. The old lady eventually
bought the parrot. She was at the cashier's desk and told the
cashier that she was so excited about the beautiful appearance
of the parrot that she had neglected to ask if it could talk.
The parrot spoke up,
"Who do you think was bidding against you?"
attracted to a parrot in a gilded cage. The parrot was large,
very healthy looking and exquisitely colored. The old lady was
so attracted by the parrot's appearance that she couldn't help
but bid on it.
She bid, determined to have the parrot, but another bidder
competed and drove the price very high. The old lady eventually
bought the parrot. She was at the cashier's desk and told the
cashier that she was so excited about the beautiful appearance
of the parrot that she had neglected to ask if it could talk.
The parrot spoke up,
"Who do you think was bidding against you?"
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