The entire campaign in 1 cartoon Thanks Jackie B.!

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AMEN

The entire campaign in 1 cartoon "The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living."

Seniors and computers ... Thanks Lyle!

As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.

I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.
Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ?
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless enquired,
'An, ID ten T error ? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Eric grinned .... 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before ?

'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Eric, the little shit head.

Air Force One- Arrogance and extravagance

Air Force One - Just The Facts -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's hard to believe that CBS actually said something that wasn't flattering to this so-called President ! Air Force One: This is from Mark Knoller of CBS. The pilots and crew of Air Force One are flying more hours than a rookie on a beer run. They are tired of it too, and are adding more crew to Air Force-1, - I know this for a fact because I'm one of the instructors that trains the crews. Our company (Atlas Air) has had the Air Force-1 and E-4 contract for over two years and I've been doing it for about 8 months now. Last year (2010) Obama f lew in Air Force One 172 times, almost every other day. White House officials have been telling reporters in recent days that the Democrat doesn't intend to hang around the White House quite so much in 2011.They explain he wants to get out more around the country because, as everyone knows, that midterm election shellacking on Nov. 2 had nothing to do with his health care bill, over-spending or other policies, and everything to do with Obama's not adequately explaining himself to his countrymen and women. And with about 300 days remaining in Obama's never ending presidential campaign, the incumbent's travel pace will not likely slacken. At an Air Force-estimated cost of $181,757 per flight HOUR (not to mention the additional travel costs of Marine One, Secret Service, logistics and local police overtime), that's a lot of frequent flier dollars going into Obama's carbon footprint. $8 Million every time it lands & takes off. We are privy to some of these numbers thanks to CBS' Mark Knoller, a bearded national treasure trove of presidential stats. According to Knoller's copious notes, during the last year, Obama made 65 domestic trips over 104 days, and six trips to eight countries over 22 days. Not counting six vacation trips over 32 days. He took 196 helicopter trips, signed 203 pieces of legislation and squeezed in 29 rounds of left-handed golf. Obama last year gave 491 speeches, remarks or statements. That's more talking than goes on in some entire families, at least from fatherly mouths. In fact, even including the 24 days of 2010 that we never saw Obama in public, his speaking works out to about one official utterance every 11 waking hours. Aides indicate the "Real Good Talker" believes we need more. Related: Obama spends nearly half his presidency outside Washington , plans to travel more. Related: Vacationer-in-Chief Spends $1.75 Million to Visit Hawaiian Chums. Obama has spent over $100 million taxpayer dollars flying around in Air Force One, and probably another $100 million on his entourage. Obama is just another tin-pot dictator living lavishly at the expense of his subjects. And we seniors have to "tighten our belts" Please get out & vote this year ! We have got to get rid of this idiot !

One of Maxine's very best ... thanks Bob L.!

 One of Maxine's very best!!
> Minorities
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> We need to show more sympathy for these people.
> * They travel miles in the heat.
> * They risk their lives crossing a border.
> * They don't get paid enough wages.
> * They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.
> * They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.
> * They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day ~ every day..
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> I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans ~
> I'm talking about our troops!
> Doesn't it seem strange that so many are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops?
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> Wouldn't it be great if we took the $360,000,000,000 (that's billion) we waste on illegals every year, and spend it on our troops!!!
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> Please pass this on; this is worth the short time it takes.
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> A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to‘The United States of America ’ for any amount, up to and including their life.

Zicam ... Thanks ginny and bob Looney

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> I received this info from a neighbor. I did look at the FDA web site and the info is correct.???
> This is crazy.....It is true too! There is a link at the bottom of this to the FDA website with the information. I want my friends and loved ones to know what has happened to me in hopes that it will never happen to you Or anybody you care about. About 10 days ago, I felt a cold coming on; so before I went to bed I used Zicam Cold Remedy Nasal Gel. It's supposed to help you "get over your cold faster." Immediately after I sprayed it Into each nostril I felt the most horrific burning sensation imaginable. It literally felt like I had sprayed pepper spray directly into my brain. It burned all the way to the top of my skull. My nasal passages swelled, my eyes watered - the burning lasted all night long into the next day.
> After about a day, I realized I couldn't taste anything and I thought, "Wow - I must really have a bad cold." Then I noticed that I couldn't smell coffee brewing, couldn't smell my perfume when I put it on, couldn't smell The popcorn I burned, couldn't smell my favorite candle. I panicked and starting smelling everything that I Could find that had really strong odors - ammonia, finger nail polish remover, bleach, etc. I couldn't smell ANYTHING! I started tasting everything that had really strong tastes such as HOT salsa, raw red onions, Doritos, coffee. I couldn't taste ANYTHING!
> I told my mother about this and she said, "Oh, I've heard Zicam can affect your Olfactory nerve." I went Online, typed in "Zicam side effects" and bam - up popped all sorts of web sites with people reporting the Same thing I experienced. It seems that this past June, Zicam pulled the swabs for adults and children off The shelf but not the nasal gel.
> I went to my ENT and he said the Zicam had basically "FRI ED " my Olfactory nerve and the results are Most likely permanent . He put me on a strong dose of a steroid called Prednisone in hopes of recovering ANY bit of the nerve damage but he told me to "take this and pray." He said he had read about the side Effects of Zicam and couldn't believe it is still on the shelf. It isn't FDA approved. I am taking the Prednisone and praying but nothing is happening. I LITERALLY CANNOT SMELL OR TASTE ANYTHING! I can tell if foods are hot or cold, I can tell the consistency and I can faintly detect if it is salty but that is it. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE pass this on to everyone you care about. I don't want this to happen to ANYONE else!!!!!!!!!! And if you have Zicam in your medicine cabinet--THROW IT AWAY! Please share with everyone you can. The link below confirms. If you don’t have a browser for the internet…this is only the fda/government confirmation! Http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm167065.htm
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Pelosi's gubment budness trips ... Thanks Lou F.!

Nancy Pelosi The FACTS ARE IN! As a result of a Judicial Watch filing under the Freedom of Information Act, the USAF released documents detailing House Speaker Pelosi's use of United States Air Force aircraft between March 2009 and June 2010. The data are published in the Judicial Watch Verdict of December 2010, Volume 16, Issue 12. Here are the main highlights revealed by the USAF. Keep in mind that all the data below relate to United States Air Force aircraft used by one woman over a sixteen month period. Several of these flights included Ms Pelosi's guests such as grown children, grandchildren, various in-laws, friends, and hangers-on. Over 95% of the trips were between the west coast and Washington , DC or what we might call a commute between home and the office. READ it and WEEP!! Total trips: 85 trips over a 68 week period or 1.25 average trips per week. Total mileage: 206,264 miles or 2,427 average miles per trip Total flying time: 428.6 hours or an average of 5 hrs per trip Cost to the taxpayers: $2,100,744.59 or $27,715.00 per trip or $1,285,162.00 per year Cost of in flight food and alcohol: $101,429.14 or $1,193.00 per trip or $62,051.00 per year. On one junket to Baghdad, according to the Air Force report, she had the aircraft bar stocked with Johnny Walker Red Scotch, Grey Goose Vodka, E&J Brandy, Bailey's Irish Creme, Maker's Mark Whiskey, Courvoisier Cognac, Bacardi Rum, Jim Beam Whiskey, Beefeater Gin, Dewars Scotch, Bombay Sapphire Gin, Jack Daniels Whiskey, Corona Beer and several varieties of wine. This was obviously a very important"gubment bidness" trip. Evidence generally speaks for itself, and in Ms. Pelosi's case it speaks the language of abuse and (evidently) a serious familial drinking problem, for in a single year she and her spawn drank an amount in excess of the net income of the average employed American! When she said, "... If the stimulus doesn't pass, five hundred million people might lose their jobs...", I thought she was unintentionally revealing her ignorance. I'm now more inclined to think she was pickled. Even though she can no longer abuse the USAF, she can either fly on her broom, or fly Southwest Airlines, where bags fly free. If you are an AMERICAN citizen it is YOUR DUTY to PASS THIS ON!!

ASAP- Thanks Ginny and Bob L.!

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> THINKING OF YOU! GOD BLESS.ASAP!!
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> means "Always Say A Prayer"
> Please do not break. Just 32 words,
> "God, our Father, If it is your will, walk through my house and take away all my
> worries and illnesses and please watch over and heal my family in Jesus name, Amen."
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> This prayer is so powerful. Pass this to 12 people including me.
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> May God Bless You All.
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