This is funny! ... Thx Nita E!

Oh Nita!  This is funny!

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Sam

This is funny !!!!

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Hiroshi a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good!'

Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?'

Again, no response except from Little Hiroshi , 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863'.

'Excellent!', said the teacher continuing, 'let's try one a bit more difficult...'

Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country?'

Once again, Little Hiroshi's was the only hand in the air and he said; 'John F. Kennedy, 1961'.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves, Little Hiroshi isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Fuck the Japs,'

'Who said that? I want to know right now!' she angrily demanded.

Little Hiroshi put his hand up, 'General MacArthur, 1945.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks, 'All right!!! Now who said that!?'

Again, Little Hiroshi says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Little Hiroshi jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher , 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Little Hiroshi frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted.

As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, We're screwed!'

Little Hiroshi said quietly, 'the American people, when Obama was elected November 2008.'

Australia and russia don's welcome muslims either ... Thanks SarahR!

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Australia and Russia do not give the Muslims a welcome either

--- On Thu, 4/11/13, Sam Kegley <skegley.kegley@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Sam Kegley <skegley.kegley@gmail.com>
Subject: Japan & Muslims ... Thx Dr. H!

Japan & Muslims ... Thx Ralph H!

I like openness; however, Japan is not so open a society.  The people are wonderful and wonderfully patriotic towards their own.  Christian missionaries have been over there for some time, yet the major religion remains Shinto, a sect of Buddhism and there are a minimal amount of Christian population there.  I wish somebody could proove me wrong on that.

Subject:  Japan & Muslims 2

Japan & MuslimsI NEVER KNEW THIS ABOUT JAPAN - The Japanese are a very evolved race. Have you ever read in the newspaper that a political leader or a prime minister from an Islamic nation has visited Japan? Have you ever come across news that the Ayatollah of Iran or the King of Saudi Arabia or even a Saudi Prince has visited Japan? Japan is a country keeping Islam at bay. Japan has put strict restrictions on Islam and ALL Muslims. The reasons are: a) Japan is the only nation that does not give citizenship to Muslims. b) In Japan permanent residency is not given to Muslims. c) There is a strong ban on the propagation of Islam in Japan. d) In the University of Japan, Arabic or any Islamic language is not taught. e) One cannot import a 'Koran' published in the Arabic language. f) According to data published by the Japanese government, it has given temporary residency to only 2 lakhs, Muslims, who must follow the Japanese Law of the Land. These Muslims should speak Japanese and carry their religious rituals in their homes. g) Japan is the only country in the world that has a negligible number of embassies in Islamic countries. h) Japanese people are not attracted to Islam at all. I) Muslims residing in Japan are the employees of foreign companies. j) Even today, visas are not granted to Muslim doctors, engineers or managers sent by foreign companies. k) In the majority of companies it is stated in their regulations that no Muslims should apply for a job. l) The Japanese government is of the opinion that Muslims are fundamentalist and even in the era of globalization they are not willing to change their Muslim laws. m) Muslims cannot even think about renting a house in Japan. n) If anyone comes to know that his neighbor is a Muslim then the whole neighborhood stays alert. o) No one can start an Islamic cell or Arabic 'Madrasa' in Japan p) There is no Sharia law in Japan. q) If a Japanese woman marries a Muslim then she is considered an outcast forever. r) According to Mr. Kumiko Yagi, Professor of Arab/Islamic Studies at Tokyo University of Foreign Studies, "There is a mind frame in Japan that Islam is a very narrow minded religion and one should stay away from it." My estimation of the Japanese has risen dramatically! VERY SMART PEOPLE

Too Late ... Thanks Alma H!

 

The Iron Lady, Reagan, Palin ... SamKat's thoughts

HJillary may be the demos nominee for 2016.  She is anything but the personality of the "Iron Lady", Margaret Thatcher of England.  Hillary goes with the wind and she and Barack became close in their skulduggery for our wonderful country.

Our electorate picked the wrong black for puta and, in my opinion, Sarah Palin would be the right choice for the first lady PUTA.  She speaks strongly in the vein of President Reagan, a staunch friend of the Iron Lady.  God rest the soul of Margaret Thatcher.  We seniors have witnessed some great leaders during our lifetimes, and Hussein and Rodham aren't among them.

Let's get the Tea Party back to represent the true Americans which so many fighting people have fought to protect and pick the right leaders these coming elections!

Speed control in Canada ... Thanks Lyle S!

Subject: Fwd: Canadian Speed Control!

Speed control being used in Canada ..

How's this for effective speed control?

 

I don't know about you, but this would certainly slow me down!

People slow down and actually try to "straddle" the hole.

This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use.  It is MUCH cheaper

than speed cameras, radar guns, police officers, etc.

Pretty clever -- especially when they move them around every day.

Isn't Art Wonderful

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