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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:

I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!

A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.

Monday, June 30, 2014

Skydiver air show ... Thx Lyle S!

skegley.blogspot.comSkydiver Airshow

THIS ONE IS WORTH WATCHING.

Especially you old Fly-Boys!

click here? http://www.youtube.com/v/zok7LltWU0E?hl=fr_FR&version=3&rel=0

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Preview YouTube video Skydiver moves between gliders in mid-air! Red Bull Akte Blanix 2

Best Answere to Muslims in America ... Thx Lyle S!

Best retort ever to this question...

http://www.mrctv.org/videos/heritage-foundation-panelist-radical-islam

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Yes to all my good contributors for this blog ... Thx Gary I!

Subject: FW: YES TO ALL

A good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, long, ways down the road before it ever gets anywhere near you.

To my "selected" strange-minded friends: THAT IS YOU, MY FRIEND!!

If you can read the following paragraph in RED and GREEN below, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line. Only very good minds can read this. This is weird, but interesting!

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If you can read this, you have a strange mind, too. Only 55 people out of 100 can.

I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it

FORWARD ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT

Forward it & put 'YES' in the Subject Line
Even if you are not old, you will find this interesting.

This is a TEST ----------------Good Luck!!!
I don't know about the wishes but we can all use some brain exercise!!
How old are your eyes?
The Eye Test

Can you find the B's

(there are 2 B's) DON'T skip, or your wish won't come True...

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Once you've found the B's

Find the 1

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Once you found the 1............…;.

Find the 6

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Once you've found the 6…;

Find the N (it's hard!!)

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Once you've found the N…;

Find the Q..

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Make 2 wishes!
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Do send this message on. It is great fun and good for the Brain!!

Happiness keeps you sweet,
Trials keep you strong,
Sorrows keep you human,
Life keeps you humble!

Dead Horse Theory ... Thx Dr. H!

DEAD HORSE THEORY ~~~ Given to us by American Indians .... perverted by today’s legislators

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that; “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount."

However, that wisdom has been expanded upon and distorted by United States politicians in Congress to where it is no longer wise or understandable.

In government, more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.

10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

And of course....

13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.

If you don't understand this theory, you either haven't lived long enough or not paying enough attention to our joke of a government.

Democrat golf hat ... Thx Dr. H!

DEMOCRAT GOLF HAT

In other news... We all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs.

Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket". It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit.

No thanks necessary, just keeping you up to date, as this is my civic duty.

Italian golfer ... From good OLD friends John D and Lyle S!

Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'

I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Silvio, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.

I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'

"'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'

'Who said my Father's dead?'

The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'

'He's 100 years old,' says Silvio. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.'

'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'

'Who said my Nonno's dead?'

Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'

'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,

'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'

'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. 'Getting married? Why would a 118 year- old guy want to get married?'

'Who said he wanted

to get married?"

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Simplest Answer

Problem Solved!

Well sometimes the simplest answer is the best...

Quick.... get to the patent office...

Problem Solved: