Democrat orators ... Unconvincing liars, but consistently so! ... Thx Ramey!

            Great Orators of the Democrat Party ~ PAST

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here." ~ Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~ John F. Kennedy

And now the Great Orators of the Democrat Party ~ PRESENT

"It depends what your definition of 'is' is?''  ~ President William Jefferson Clinton

“Those rumors are false.  I believe in the sanctity of marriage."  ~John Edwards

"What difference does it make?"  (re: Benghazi) ~ Hillary Clinton

"I invented the Internet."  ~ Al Gore

"America is, is no longer, uh, what it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was, uh, and I say to myself, uh, I don't want that future, uh, for my children."  ~ Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states."  ~ Barack Obama (Quoted 2008)

"You don't need God anymore; you have us Democrats."  ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted 2006) (A really, really stupid remark.)

"Paying taxes is voluntary."  ~ Sen. Harry Reid

“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know.  No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he is.”  ~ Hillary Rodham Clinton (Quoted1998)

“You have a business.  You didn't build that.  Someone else did!" ~Barack Obama (Quoted 2012)

And the most ridiculous gem of wisdom, from the “Mother SuperiorMoron":

"We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what's in it."  ~ Nancy Pelosi (Quoted March,2010)(As one Doctor said:  "And that is also the perfect definition of a stool sample.")

HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR ONCE-GREAT COUNTRY. 

“Life is tough.  It's even tougher when you're stupid.''  ~ John Wayne

Jewish Holiday ... Thx Ramey H!

NOW HERE IS A STORY THAT IS PROBABLY TRUE AND WORTH REPEATING.

Obama, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.  Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer:  "You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?'" Obama asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic.  "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."

Why women have handbags ... Thx Marge R!

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I found this interesting and thought you would too:
why women have handbags - Safeshare.TV

 

Ck 'em out - Old photos ... Thx Ramey H!

 

 

Could this be Marilyn before she was famous?

Buck nekkid!

Nope. This nudie is now in her 90's!

 

It's  BETTY  WHITE

 

 

 

Looks like an unhappy little towhead.

Actually, he ain't nothin' but a hound dog.

 

Elvis  Presley

 

 

An Indian maiden - -

but what tribe is she from??

She later joined the Kennedy Tribe.

 

JACQUELINE  KENNEDY

Look very closely. Good Lord -

is she wearing a swastika??

 

Just keep looking at this face -

and picture it with a mustache.

Sieg heil!

 

ADOLPH  HITLER

 

He's a big game hunter,

a lover of the wilderness,

and a future president.

 

THEODORE  ROOSEVELT

 

 

 

 

How funny is he? 

The original Little Tramp

famous in silent movies.

CHARLIE  CHAPLIN

 

 

 

There's a silver spoon

in her mouth now.....

Just a lucky commoner

who happened to snag a prince

 

KATE  MIDDLETON

 

 

 

 

A girl on a swing

just hanging around,

waiting to be discovered.

 

ELIZABETH  TAYLOR

 

 

 

B.M.P. (before muscle power)

The Terminator

 

ARNOLD   SCHWARZENEGGER

 

 

She was a devout dancer

and made silent movies

before she became famous

 

as  JOAN  CRAWFORD

 

 

 

Where's Bubba?

 

HILLARY  CLINTON

 

 

 

This little troll later contracted

Saturday Night Fever

 

JOHN  TRAVOLTA

 

 

 

 

Holy Crap!!

A genuine bow-wow.

Today he's considered to be

a real hunk

 

GEORGE  CLOONEY

 

Initially known

as Norma Jean Baker.

 

MARILYN  MONROE

 

 

Central Ohio UK Alumni Game Watch @ Yogi's- Hard Rd

GAMEWATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Central Ohio UK Alumni	Late notice but there is a GameWatch for Saturday's game against Cincinnati. ...	7:42 PM (14 hours ago)

Sam Kegley <skegley.kegley@gmail.com>

10:32 AM (8 minutes ago)

This is profound, wonderful friend, Ramey H!

An old cowboy was riding his trusty horse followed by his faithful dog along an unfamiliar road. The cowboy was enjoying the new scenery, when he suddenly remembered dying, and realized the dog beside him had been dead for years, as had his horse. Confused, he wondered what was happening, and where the trail was leading them.

 

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall that looked like fine marble.

At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch topped by a golden letter "H" that glowed in the sunlight.
 

Standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like gold.

 

He rode toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. Parched and tired out by his journey, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'

 

'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.

 

'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.

 

'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.'

 

As the gate began to open, the cowboy asked, 'Can I bring my partners, too?'

 

'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.'

 

The cowboy thought for a moment, then turned back to the road and continued riding, his dog trotting by his side.

 

After another long ride, at the top of another hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a ranch gate that looked as if it had never been closed. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

 

'Excuse me,' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

 

'Sure, there's a pump right over there. Help yourself.'

 

'How about my friends here?' the traveler gestured to the dog and his horse.

 

'Of course! They look thirsty, too,' said the man.

 

The trio went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with buckets beside it. The traveler filled a cup and the buckets with wonderfully cool water and took a long drink, as did his horse and dog.

 

When they were full, he walked back to the man who was still standing by the tree. 'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

 

'This is Heaven,' he answered.

 

'That's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

 

'Oh, you mean the place with the glitzy, gold street and fake pearly gates? That's hell.'

 

'Doesn't it make you angry when they use your name like that?'

 

'Not at all. Actually, we're happy they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'

 

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Sometimes, we wonder why friends forward things to us without writing a word. Maybe this explains it:

 

When you're busy, but still want to keep in touch, you can forward emails. When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep in contact, you can forward jokes. When you have something to say, but don't know exactly how, you can forward stuff.

 

A 'forward' lets you know you're still remembered, still important, still cared about.

 

So the next time you get a 'forward,' don't think of it as just another joke. Realize you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end just wanted to send you a smile.

 

 

P.S. : You're welcome at my watering hole anytime

Decck of Cardstrick - Beautifully done Judi!

An old, old card trick done in a completely new way. Watch it till the end.


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