Tell your Republican senators to vote yes next week to repeal the failed Obamacare

Re:  Next week’s Senate vote on Obamacare

On the Answer radio this morning, Mike   Gallagher  said the senators who are scheduled to vote no on the Repeal of obamacare like the ‘dog who catches the car and doesn’t know what to do with it”.  They have voted six times for the repeal when they were fully aware that Obama would veto, but now that they know that President Trump will approve it, they are aiming to vote no.  How hypocritical of these ‘celebrity’ so-called representatives of the American people.  The people elect Donald Trump and the claim of the Republican ‘aginners’ is that too much of Obamacare would be left in. These guys listen to very self-interested lobbyists rather than they listen to us who elected the President of the United Sates of America.  DC is a swamp with many swamp creatures who have become ‘plutocrats’ rather than representatives.

Please urge your republican senator to vote yes next week on repealing the failed leftist passed Obamacare.

Pizza Order ... Thx Judi C!

Hello! Is this Gordon's Pizza?

 No sir, it's Google Pizza.

 I must have dialed a wrong number....sorry.

 No sir, Google bought Gordon’s Pizza last month.

 Ok, I would like to order a pizza.

 Do you want your usual, sir?

 My usual? You know me?

 According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.

 OK! That’s what I want …

 May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten free thin crust?

 What? I detest vegetables.

 Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

 How the hell do you know?

 Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records.  We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

 Ok, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza!  I already take medication for my cholesterol.

 Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.

 I bought more from another drugstore.

 That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.

 I paid in cash.

 But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

 I have other sources of cash.

 That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

 WHAT THE HELL?

 I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

 Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

 I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first.  

It expired 6 weeks ago.

Eating in the Fifties ... Thx Paul C!

 EATING IN THE FIFTIES

  

       AMEN TO THAT. 

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>
> EATING IN THE FIFTIES
>
> * Pasta had not been invented. It was macaroni or spaghetti.\
>
> * Curry was a surname.
>
> * Taco? Never saw one till I was 15.
>
> * Pizza? Sounds like a leaning tower somewhere.
>
> * Bananas and oranges only appeared at Christmas time.
>
> * All chips were plain.
>
> * Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking .
>
> * Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.
>
> * Cubed sugar was regarded as posh.
>
> * Chickens didn't have fingers in those days.
>
> * None of us had ever heard of yogurt.
>
> * Healthy food consisted of anything edible!
>
> * Cooking outside was called camping.
>
> * Seaweed was not a recognized food.
>
> * 'Kebab' was not even a word, never mind a food.
>
> * Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days and was regarded as being
> white gold.
>
> * Prunes were medicinal and stewed.
>
> * Surprisingly Muesli was readily available. It was called cattle feed.
>
> * Pineapples came in chunks or were round with a hole in the middle, in
> a tin. We had only ever seen a picture of a real one.
>
> * Water came out of the tap. If someone had suggested bottling it and
> charging more than gasoline for it, they would have become a laughing
> stock.
>
> * There were three things that we never ever had on/at our table in the
> fifties .. elbows, hats and cell phones!
>
> .........and you always had two choices for each meal...
>
> "Take it" or "Leave it"[Image removed by sender. :-D]

  > : Where did the time go. Gone are the days when we were the Best Generation !!!

Gun Control ... Thx Keith B and Sarah R!

Gun Control
To:

 

On Friday, July 14, 2017 

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. I left 6  cartridges beside it, then left it all alone and went about my  business. 

 

 

While I was gone, the  mailman delivered my mail, a neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard,  a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the  stop sign near the front of my house. 

 

 

After about an hour, I  checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it.  It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with  the numerous opportunities it had presented to do so. 

 

 

In fact, it hadn't  even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by  the Left and the Media about how dangerous guns are and how they kill  people. 

 

 

Either the media is  wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun on earth. 

 

 

The United States is  3rd in Murders throughout the World. But if you take out just 4 cities:  Chicago, Detroit, Washington, DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th  from the bottom, in the entire world, for Murders. 

 

 

These 4 Cities also  have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the U.S. 

 

 

ALL 4 of these cities  are controlled by Democrats. 

 

 

It would be absurd to  draw any conclusions from this data - right? 

 

 

Well, I'm off to check  on my spoons. I hear they're making people  fat.

 

Recycle of terrific work ... Thx Paul C!

God Bless America

   Serving God,

by serving others.

  

Subject: Rural Iowa Hwy 25 - THIS IS AWESOME

 

To: All who love America, “The Land Of The Free”!

 

 

There is a huge rock near a gravel pit on Hwy. 25 in rural   Iowa.    For generations, kids have painted slogans, names, and obscenities on this rock, changing its character many times.   A few months back, the rock received its latest paint job, and since then it has been left completely undisturbed. It's quite an impressive sight. Be sure to scroll and check out the multiple photos (all angles) of the rock.  At the very end, you'll meet  the young artist.    I thought the flag was draped over the rock, but it's not.  It's actually painted on the rock too.                 Here's the artist -- Ray 'Bubba' Sorensen.          AWESOME Work, RAY...Thank you! ' God Bless America '   and   'OUR SOLDIERS AND VETS'    Pass it on. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person