From: "Jim Kegley"
>
>
> We are all born
> naked,
> wet, and hungry...
> then things get worse!!!
> Of course,
> I am being optimistic?
>
>
> >
> An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for
> several years.
>
> He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
> swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
> horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond,
> as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
>
> He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some
> fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
> laughing with glee.
>
> As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
> skinny-dipping in his pond.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went
> to the deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming
> out until you leave!'
>
> The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to
> watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond
> naked.'
>
>
> Holding the bucket up he said,
> 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
>
> Some old men can still think fast.
>
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