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Welcome to my blog http://www.skegley.blogspot.com/ . CAVEAT LECTOR- Let the reader beware. This is a Christian Conservative blog. It is not meant to offend anyone. Please feel free to ignore this blog, but also feel free to browse and comment on my posts! You may also scroll down to respond to any post.

For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Monday, October 12, 2009

thanks John Bob Looney! Eddie Marsh is back as King of Corn!

Right Bob! Ginny's husband, Eddie, is the king of corn!

Good'uns, though especially for Halloween.
----- Original Message -----
From: GolfJL@aol.com
To: skegley@columbus.rr.com
Sent: Sunday, October 11, 2009 9:30 PM
Subject: SAM--I THINK ED MARSH IS BACK



Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.

What do you call someone who puts poison in a his victims, corn
flakes?
A cereal killer.

Why couldn't Dracula's wife get to sleep?
Because of his coffin.

Who did Frankenstein's monster take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.

All ogres can be divided into three kinds; the good ogres, the bad
ogres, and the mediogres.

A perfectly spherical pumpkin makes good pi.

RIDDLES

Why did the little moron shoot the alarm clock?
Because he felt like killing time.

What did one battery say to the other?
"I got the power!"

Why does the little moron save burned-out light bulbs?
So he can use them in his darkroom.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Tweetie Pie!

What did the boy shoe say to the girl shoe?
"You will always be in my sole!"

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