At least rickles speaks the truth, Jack.
Sam got this from another old Portsmouth boy who lives n Texas
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Keith & Pat Brooker
Date: Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:47:13 -0600
Subject: DON RICKLES ON THE CHANGE
Ya gotta love Mr. show biz himself Don Rickles dry humor. Mr. Rip must
be getting reedy for retirement, because if he isn't obama will retire
him now anyway LOL
ONLY DON RICKLES COULD GET AWAY WITH THIS
Don Rickles Roasts the Dems...
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in
the accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard.
Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add
partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply
ignorance.
Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look
like Mr. T. And Reid's so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an
intellectual. Nevada is soooo screwed! If I were less polite, I'd say
Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey
baby, you must've been something before electricity.
Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talk like an
idiot but don't let that fool you. She really is an idiot.
Madame Speaker... want to make twelve bucks the hard way?
Pelosi says she's not partisan, but her constituents call her Madame
Pelossilini.
Charlie Rangel... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers
blind. What does that make, six decades of theft?
Rangel's the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He's the
guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in
rental income! So why isn't he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs
more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank - he's a better actor than Fred Flintstone.
Consider... he and Dodd caused the whole financial meltdown and
they're not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they're still
heading up the financial system!
Let's all admit it... Barney Frank slobbers more than a
sheepdog on Novocain.. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that's
right... he's from Massachusetts . That's the state that elects Mr.
Charisma, John Kerry -- man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open
wine bottles with him.
Here's a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a
"lying weasel", it may be time to retire.
Dodd's involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even
Rangel looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you...
especially given your upbringing. All you've overcome.... I heard
your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don't
know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally,
I don't think you're a fool, but what's my opinion compared to that of
thousands of others?
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President
Obama's arrogant and aloof, but I don't agree.
Now it's true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his
ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas -- so open that ideas simply pass
through it.
Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his
first name really was Barack.
Just don't ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set
a record... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.
FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR "HOPE AND CHANGE"...
BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY!
--
Jack P.
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