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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Thanks for a good joke, Jo Hensley!

Ha Ha! Thanks Jo Hensley!


----- Original Message -----

From: Joann Hensley

To: Jo Hensley

Sent: Thursday, February 04, 2010 11:02 PM

Subject: A GOOD One













Ha!









Olie's car was hit by a truck in an accident. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Olie.



'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?' asked the lawyer.



Olie responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. I had yust loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into da....'



'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyer interrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?



Olie said, 'Vell, I had yust got Bessie into da trailer and I vas driving down da road...



The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.'



By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Olie's answer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie'.



Olie thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell, as I vas saying, I had yust loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvay ven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop sign and smacked my truck right in da side. I vas trown into one ditch and Bessie vas trown into da other. I vas hurting real bad and didn't vant to move. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape yust by her groans'. 'Shortly after da accident da Highway Patrolman, he came to da scene.. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he vent over to her'..



'After he looked at her and saw her fatal condition he took out his gun and shot her right 'tween da eyes.



Den da Patrolman, he came across da road, gun still smoking, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling?'



'Now vat da hell vould YOU say?
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