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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Sunday, May 9, 2010

God made Moms

Thanks Clay!




Jeanie resembles all of these good remarks. She is only mean to me not the kids. :(( ;))



Sam

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God made Moms











































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GOD MADE MOMS





Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:





Why did God make mothers?



1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.



2. Mostly to clean the house.



3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.



How did God make mothers?



1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.



2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.



3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.



What ingredients are mothers made of?



1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.



2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.



Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?



1. We're related.



2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.



What kind of a little girl was your mom?



1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.



2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.



3. They say she used to be nice.



What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?



1. His last name.



2. She had to know his background.. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?



3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?



Why did your mom marry your dad?



1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.



2. She got too old to do anything else with him.



3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.



Who's the boss at your house?



1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.



2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.



3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.



What's the difference between moms and dads?



1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.



2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.



3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.



4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.



What does your mom do in her spare time?



1. Mothers don't do spare time.



2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.



What would it take to make your mom perfect?



1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.



2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.



If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?



1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.



2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.



3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.







WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- FEEL FREE TO SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!









































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