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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Jackie and the medicine man

Somebody recently asked  me why the warning before opening my blog.  Occasional funnies like this are the reason.  Grammar is useful for us all.  ;)

Sam

----- Original Message -----

From: Jackie Brown

To: Karen Colley

Sent: Tuesday, June 01, 2010 15:53

Subject: Fw: Grammar Lesson







On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.



After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man and wondered what he was in for.



The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned, "This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ' 1-2-3 ' . When you do that, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want."



The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"



"Your partner must say ' 1-2-3-4, ' he responded. "But, when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon."



He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came in, He took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!" Immediately, he was the manliest of men.



His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she asked, "What was the 1-2-3 for?"



And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

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