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> SO many of these hit home...
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> Life Observations:
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> 1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history when you die.
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> 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
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> 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
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> 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
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> 5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
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> 6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
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> 7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
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> 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
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> 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
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> 10. Bad decisions make good stories.
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> 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know you just aren't going to do anything productive the rest of the day.
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> 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I really don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
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> 13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit Word, it asks me if I want to save any changes to my 10-age research paper; to which I swear I did not make any changes.
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> 14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this - ever!
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> 15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?). But when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
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> 16. I hate leaving my house feeling confident and looking good, and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
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> 17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
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> 18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
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> 19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
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> 20. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option
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> 21. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.
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> 22. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.
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> 23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.
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> 24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
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> 25. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
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> 26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Yessssss! Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
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> 27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Ah, pants /slacks never get dirty; you can wear them forever.
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> 28. Is it just me , or do high school kids get dumber and dumber every year?
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> 29. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back just a smidgeon too far.
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> 30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers. But, no matter the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
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> 31. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still do NOT know what time it is.
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> 32. Even under ideal conditions , people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but, I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time,every time!
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Sincerely,
Judi Cole
Realtor and Relocation Specialist
CENTURY 21 Joe Walker & Assoc.
614-895-7578
614-562-7578 (cell)
614-899-0955 (fax)
"A referral, anywhere in the world,,
is the best compliment you could pay
me and it's the life of my business"
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