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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Saturday, October 2, 2010

How to take care of your wife... Thanks Bob Looney!

I think I am beginning to understand my score, Bob. I've piled up a lot of (-) in nearly 59 years of marriage. It is almost as if the (+) have never counted. ;)




Sam

----- Original Message -----

From: GolfJL@aol.com

Sent: Friday, October 01, 2010 20:53

Subject: HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE







How to take care of your wife:



In the world, one single rule applies to the men: Make the Woman

happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she

dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for

doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is

played.



Here is a guide to the point system:



SIMPLE DUTIES



-- You make the bed (+1)

-- You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

-- You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

-- You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)

-- In the rain (+8)

-- But return with Beer (-5)

-- You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

-- You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

-- You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

-- You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

-- It's her pet (-10)



SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS



-- You stay by her side the entire party (0)

-- You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a

college buddy (-2)

-- Named Tina (-4)

-- Tina is a dancer (-10)



HER BIRTHDAY



-- You take her out to dinner (0)

-- You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

-- Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

-- And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)

-- It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is

painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)



A NIGHT OUT



-- You take her to a movie (+2)

-- You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

-- You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

-- You take her to a movie you like (-2)

-- It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

-- You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)



YOUR PHYSIQUE



-- You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it

(+10)

-- You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and

baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)

-- You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)



ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION



-- She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter

WHAT]

-- You hesitate in responding (-10)

-- You reply, "Where?" (-35)

-- Any other response (-20)



COMMUNICATION



-- When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying

what looks like a concerned _____expression (0)

-- You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

-- You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV

(+500)

-- She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

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