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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

I must admit that I do not check authenticity of my posts. If anyone can tell me of a non-biased arbitrator, I will attempt to do so more regularly. I know of no such arbitrator for the internet.











Friday, February 11, 2011

Senior shopping entertainment... Funny! Thanks Marge Rusnak!

So funny, Marge!  The thing is my sons had weird friends who might do these things.  The danger is the guy could be straight-jacketed for enjoying his shopping experiences.

Sam


Subject: Fw: How to Entertain Yourself after Retirement





After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to

Target/Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring

and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is

like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received

the following letter from the local Target.



Dear Mrs. Samuel,



Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in

our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban

both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr.

Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance

cameras.



1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other

people's carts when they weren't looking.



2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute

intervals.



3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the

women's restroom.



4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice,

'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee

to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her

Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing

management to lose time and costing the company money.



5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on

layaway.



6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.



7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the

children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and

blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.



8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying

and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were

called.



9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a

mirror while he picked his nose.



10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he

asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.



11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming

the ' Mission Impossible' theme.



12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look'

by using different sizes of funnels.



13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through,

yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'



14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he

assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!'

And last, but not least:



15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile,

and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One

of the clerks passed out.



Classification: UNCLASSIFIED

Caveats: NONE



Classification: UNCLASSIFIED

Caveats: NONE



Classification: UNCLASSIFIED

Caveats: NONE
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