Subject: blonde cop
Two Mexicans are on a bicycle about 15 miles outside of Phoenix,
Arizona. One of the bike's tires goes flat and they start hitching a lift
back
into town. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help, and the Mexicans
ask him
for a ride. He tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying
20,000
bowling balls.
The Mexicans put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit into
the back with their bike, will he take them back into town and he
agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their bike into the back
and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts the hammer down and sure
enough, a blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. The lady officer asks
the driver what he's carrying, to which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican eggs."
The Blonde Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a
look in the trailer.
She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on
her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as
possible plus the Swat Team. The dispatcher asks what emergency she has
that require so many officers.
"I've got a Tractor-Trailer stopped with 20,000 Mexican eggs in it. Two
have hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle.
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