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I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Saturday, April 23, 2011

The pharmacist's Monday morning... Thanks Pat Whitehead!

Subject: The Pharmacist's Monday Morning



Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.

Tearfully she explained :



"It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.

I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."



Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand

an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist

told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.



"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.

I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize

I'd locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break

a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a

speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store,

I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store a bunch of people

were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started

waiting on these people, all the time the darn phone was ringing off the

hook."



He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash

register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I

had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone

was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash

drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume

bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."



"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally

got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to

use a Rectal thermometer. And believe me, mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."

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