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For Christian American readers of this blog:


I wish to incite all Christians to rise up and take back the United States of America with all of God's manifold blessings. We want the free allowance of the Bible and prayers allowed again in schools, halls of justice, and all governing bodies. We don't seek a theocracy until Jesus returns to earth because all men are weak and power corrupts the very best of them.
We want to be a kinder and gentler people without slavery or condescension to any.

The world seems to be in a time of discontent among the populace. Christians should not fear. God is Love, shown best through Jesus Christ. God is still in control. All Glory to our Creator and to our God!


A favorite quote from my good friend, Jack Plymale, which I appreciate:

"Wars are planned by old men,in council rooms apart. They plan for greater armament, they map the battle chart, but: where sightless eyes stare out, beyond life's vanished joys, I've noticed,somehow, all the dead and mamed are hardly more than boys(Grantland Rice per our mutual friend, Sarah Rapp)."

Thanks Jack!

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Wednesday, April 20, 2011

There must be a long line... Thanks T & C!

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Subject: Fw: Where can I get one of these?

Date: Wed, 20 Apr 2011 09:27:51 -0500




My new truck……







I bought a new Ford F-250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.

Go figure......it runs on hydrogen, gasoline, or E-85.

I returned to the dealer yesterday

Because I couldn't get the radio to work…



The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.

Country music..

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again'

Came from the speakers.



Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant

' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.



I drove away happy, and for the next few days,

Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,

'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.



Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Ass Hole!'

Immediately the radio responded with,



Ladies and gentlemen,

The President of The

United States

Damn I love this truck....

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